So I can't seem to be able to write a song anymore without breaking my pencil in half because of how pissed off I am with the man I'm writing about. He killed my closest friend. Anyone have any tips?
(*Holy shit, Erick...you're literally scaring me now...!*)
Posted over a year ago
Ok so my friends dad told her in order to ward her off of boys & be frightened of them he woukd dress up as a penis & beat them i dont know what made me laugh so hard but it did (i dont think he really did though xD)
Posted over a year ago
A blonde's boyfriend wants to have sex with her and she says "my daddy won't let me have sex" so her boyfriend says "fine, can i at least stick my finger in your belly button than?" she goes "hmm.. Well i guess my daddy never said anything about that" then she goes "oh! Thats not my belly button!" and the boyfriend goes "thats not my finger".
XD hehe
Posted over a year ago
...owsi-Es...
t-Ell m-E do-Es it sound w-Eird to say t) (at I just accid-Entally bit my tongu-E wit) ( my fangs? ...yea) ( it do-Es.
Posted over a year ago
I bought a Michael Jackson CD. Michael Jackson died.
I bought an iPhone. Steve Jobs died.
...Where can I buy a Rebecca Black CD?
Posted over a year ago
Last night I dreamt that there were these human/penguin hybrids and we caught them, and then got magical frogs who would go in these glass cages with the penguin people and hen the penguin people would eat the magical frog poop or else they would be transported to Pluto.
No idea why I shared that. ._.
Posted over a year ago
I'm curr-Ently having a v-Ery INT-ER-ESTING conv-Ersation on m-E-Ebo, and all I'v-E got to say is, you'v-E got to glubbing love rol-Eplaying. XD
Posted over a year ago
Mom: We're going to a movie.
Me: Okay.
Dad: Don't turn on any lights.
Me: Okay...
Mom: Don't answer the door to anyone.
Me: Okay!
Dad: Don't answer the phone.
Me: OMIGOD JUST F***ING LEAVE ALREADY!
Posted over a year ago
ok...Im so sick and tired of people trolling fanpop because they have nothing to do with their lives. GET A LIFE! no one cares about what you have to say so just GTFO.
Posted over a year ago
Why the fuck is the website glitching again?
This isn't the first time it's happened, it's done this twice before.>_>
I don't see why the administrators can't fix the problem instead of letting it happen even if they are trying.-_-
Posted over a year ago
Because every five seconds it's either Hetalia,Homestuck or Portal. :\ I must admit, I kinda flooded this place with Homestuck so I'm guilty.over a year ago
*le looks at DerpinaDurr's comment* ...So far, I have seen ONE Portal reference on here that I did not type. ._______. Yes, this place is overloaded with Portal references.over a year ago
Bow chicka bow wow,
That's what my baby says
Wow, wow, wow
And my heart starts pumping
Chicka chicka choo wow
Never gonna stop
Gichi gichi goo means that I love you!
Damn, got that stupid song stuck in my head...
Posted over a year ago
So I figured out a couple minutes ago that I could vote for the Kid's Choice awards. After seeing that, I sprinted to my younger brothers, told them the news, and then voted myself.
I then realized how much of a dork I must have looked, voting in the Kid's Choice Awards when I'm 15 years old.
And then I also realized how much I didn't really like some of the choices.
._.
Posted over a year ago
So I had this dream where every food was named after a dirty or perverted word. So I went to a cafe, and this waitress started listing off the dishes, and I asked if I could just have some fries, and she gave me the most grossed out look ever.
It's march!!!!!!!!! It's sooooo cool!!!!!!! The only thing bad about this day is its cloudy where I live.....D:
Tell me how the weather is where u live!
Posted over a year ago
i am so bord because i broke my knee cap and i chipped a bone on my femer so i need surgery i am going to see when my surgery is on monday i am so excited...NOT...lol :p
Posted over a year ago
Its Friiiidaaaaaay Friiiiiiiidaaay!! Sorry I am hyper. and its Friday! (for some of us!!) XD Looking forward to the weekend......we so excited...ok I promise I will stop. *serious face* -__-
Posted over a year ago
*sees riddle questions*
NO. I dislike riddles entirely! They make me feel like a complete idiot when I don't understand a word of it. The only riddles I'm ever really good at answering are the riddles the grumpy old troll from under the bridge asks me.
Posted over a year ago
I love riddles! They make for a good mental exercise. And don't worry about feeling stupid, I'm pretty sure that none of us really understand riddles right off the bat. :3over a year ago
I am pretty sure they called it a Maltese Tiger from what i recall from last night when i was at karate. And from what i saw in a picture, This new Tiger actually has (Not lying) blue fur.over a year ago
Music in 1978: I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind
All they are is dust in the wind
Music in 2012: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
(Stupid, stupid)
Posted over a year ago
lol, I never thought i would end up getting involved in the Dr. Suess fandom & even end up making my own Dr. Suess OC too. X3
Better post my OC soon. ^^
Posted over a year ago
ugh, have you ever had one of those headaches where you feel like your brain is expanding and any second now your head is gonna explode? ive got one now DX
Posted over a year ago
The boy you punched in the hall today committed suicide a few minutes ago. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of because of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying.
Posted over a year ago
I bagged a noob and i liked it i liked it
i did it LONG i did it HARD
then i called him RETARD
i did it QUICK i did it FAST then told him to kiss my ASS
Posted over a year ago
The boy you punched in the hall today committed suicide a few minutes ago. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of because of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying.
Posted over a year ago
Great. Now I feel even more guilty for allowing myself to become the bully after being bullied. Thanks for making me feel like shit. I needed to relive those memories I wanted to forget. Just saiyan.over a year ago