This ain't nothin' but a Summer Jam
Bronze skin and cinnamon tans, whoa-o-oh!
This ain't nothin' but a Summer Jam!
We're gonna party as much as we can!
Posted over a year ago
Scooter! Back in the house! Yeah....
Get off your shirts, and wait for further instructions!
Starting the microphone business, I've got ONE message for the next decade:
MOVE... YOUR... ASS!
Posted over a year ago
I am your leader. (If you are a fan of strat fire) "NOW I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS I CAN KILL MYSELF OR ANNYONE WHO HAS HERD OF BOWSER FROM MARIO!" 5 hours later.... What the F*** was i thinki....WTF I DO HAVE F***ING SUPER POWERS THAT are quite magical...WTF?!
Posted over a year ago
My dad and my sister went to a concert, and pretty much everyone exept them was drunk. Even the band. The singer kept yelling at the audience "YOU'RE ALL MY BEST FRIEND!" And my dad's friend was trying to breakdance (while drunk) and he got in a fight with another drunk breakdancer. It was a fun night.
Posted over a year ago
ya know whats a good way to end the year? tell ur friend on the last time ur going to see them,
'Bye! Wont talk to u until next year!' XD
Posted over a year ago
We ordered a Pizza and had been waiting for 30 minutes. The guy called and asked for directions. We gave him directions and hung up. He called three times after that because he couldn't find our house. Then we called the Pizza place and they told us that the delivery guy told them that he couldn't get ahold of us. Ten minutes later, Im down at the road and I see him coming. He zooms past our house going 60 and delivers our food.Then chases his car down the street cuz he forgot to put it in park.
Posted over a year ago
♪ ♫ Makin' pancakes makin' bacon pancakes
take some bacon and i put it in a pancake
bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
bacon pancakess!
Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes
take some bacon and i put it in a pancake
bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
baaconn paancakess! ♪ ♫
Posted over a year ago
Okay everyone, I'm officially back from my "dad's" place, but since I came back yesterday, I've been very depressed... It's just getting worse every time I go over there...
You can read the full journal I wrote on my DA. link
Posted over a year ago
y'know, nothing can piss you off more when you type out a long response to a question only to find the question has been removed
Posted over a year ago
We had to take our cat to the Humane Society today. I'm reminiscing. I remember back when I got that cat. It was still feral, and trying to kill us if we dared to get within 10 meters of it.
If You Meet With Slender Man, Says '' Look At You! Your So Awesome And Spooky! Too Bad You Don't Have A Face And Mouth Cause I'm Wanna Kiss You!''
Posted over a year ago
I just realized how much control I have over my family. I do the laundry for the entire house(6 people) and I do the dishes for the entire house(6 people) I feed the dogs, and water the plants, I give foot massages, and sweep the floors, I clean the bathrooms, bedrooms, and pretty much most of the other housework.
I do alot of things in the family like playing the Nintendo (just kidding) I'm too darn lazy to do anything that involves moving your body. So hard to move a finger (just kidding again) I have to do the dishes. P.S. Once I found oil on the floor so I felt very ticked of and annoyed! X3!over a year ago
It's snowing like a motherfucker outside right now..
and motherfuckers snow a lot.
I don't.. I don't know if you know about that but umm
in the early 1920s motherfuckers use to snow a lot..
I mean I'm talkin like 30 feet of snow per motherfucker...
So it's like that outside..
Posted over a year ago
Hit the ignition switch, I'm on a blimp bitch!
I'm playing card games in the sky cause I'm so rich!
I got locator cards and my duel disk!
I'm winning finals while you're still in duelist kingdom losing star chips!
Posted over a year ago
Me: *Reading a YJ fanfiction* :D
Me: *Bart and Jaime stumble into the story* :D
Me: *Realizes that the entire story is about them* Hmmm...... Ok, seems good enough, just as long as you don't ship them.
*IT'S A STINKING BLUEPULSE FANFIC, GAH DAMMIT*
Me: GAH DAMMIT! D:<
Merry★* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •
•。★Christmas★ 。* 。
° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚
˚ ˛ •˛•˚ */______/~\。˚ ˚ ˛
˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ | 田田 |門| ˚And a happy new year to all the fanpoppers, LOL!!!!! XD ;D :)
Posted over a year ago
thats awsome hate itbwhen dads get mad for the stupides reasons it's not the kittens fault god give them a break lol u know wat i mean so how was ur day and thanks for the add back god can't wait for tommrow going to see rise of the guardians i hard it was awsome!!! we will see so watch u been up to other then thenfacked u got ur kittens back!!!!!???over a year ago
*goes on ski lift but drops pole* "NOOOOO!!! *reaching out for it*
*drops other pole and it lands on someone's shoulder* "I'm so sorry!!"
*one of my skis fall off* "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?!"'
Posted over a year ago
Mother: ROSE!!! (That's my name)
Me: What?!.........What?!?......WHAT??!!!!!...
*5 minutes later and still no reply*
Me:*Whispers* Deaf bitch...
Mother: What did you call me?!?!
Me: =____________=
Posted over a year ago
When I have a cold, like I have now... I walk up to my friends who can see I'm obviously sick, stretch out my arms for a hug and say, "Feeling lucky?"
Pssh...they run.
...I catch up though and shout, "There's no escape from THIS VIRUS! AHAHA!"
...I'm an odd person and obviously getting the side effects of lack of sleep for posting this on the Random wall pointlessly. :')
Posted over a year ago
The brain is an alien parasite from a distant galaxy that came to Earth and infected a bunch of gorilla's, then rearranged their genetic structures to suit their needs. Then they slowly enacted their plan to take over the Earth by reproducing over and over again, slowly populating the Earth as part of their evil plan, but there was an unknown side effect. The "soul" was created and tried to retake Earth, and now they are in some large scale battle over control of Earth.
Posted over a year ago
Ack. I drew my mom a little tiny drawing of a wrapped present and handed it to her since I would be getting their gifts late. I randomly went to the trash can and saw it in there. T_T
Posted over a year ago
^take it from my experience, having a bunch of fans doesn't mean anything in the end. barely any of them talk to you, and the ones that actually post on your wall are either giving you props because of an upcoming holiday or some shit like that. it's not as glamorous as it's cut out to be.over a year ago
Never beg for anyone's forgiveness regardless if they are friend,family or anything like that. Because there will be a time where they themselves will need forgiveness and if they didn't show it to you chances are karma will come back to bite them in the ass. Believe me. I've been on both sides of the coin.
Posted over a year ago
I know that is true. I definitely believe in karma (or "whatever" anyone wants to call it)... I also believe in forgiveness because so much was given to me- PLUS someone you despise might just be the one that saves your ass someday! (experience there myself) PLUS-like the Phil Collins song when someone is drowning and people refuse to lend a hand- DUE TO that crap they did, they will REALLY wish they had not been like that! When it is too late, that is sad. There is no need to be shitty in this world, life is too short!over a year ago
If I ever start a new school, I'm going to go through half the year speaking in a really stupid and extremely fake accent. Then, at one point, I'll just start talking normally again.
I'm interested to see how people would react.
Posted over a year ago
"The lights go out and I can't be saved. Tides that I tried to swim against, have brought me down upon my knees, Oh I beg, I beg and plead..."
Posted over a year ago
1: Gohan defeated Cell in the Cell Games.
2: Edward and co defeated Father and saved Amestris.
3: The nine tailed fox was sealed inside the body of a young boy.
4: It actually did end, but we were wished back with the Dragon Balls on Namek with no memory of it.
5: Someone Kissed Haruhi Suzumiya
6: I haven't finished watching Gosick yet.
Posted over a year ago
Sam, Dean, and Castiel prevented the apocalypse. Bart Allen re-wrote time from the Reach apocalypse it was in his time. The Doctor and his friends saved it from the Daleks completely taking over and destroying the planet :3over a year ago
I am with you
I will carry you through it all
I won't leave you I will catch you
When you feel like letting go
Cause your not, your not alone...
Not alone. By Red.
Posted over a year ago