Angels sang out, in immaculate chorus.
Down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris.
Who delievered a kick, which could shatter bones....
Into the crotch, of Indiana Jones.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back, into Bruce Wayne.
But Chuck saw through this clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs...
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