My day starts off with a distress call from a girl held captive
i sling up my rifle and ammo and head out the door
oh no i dont use a car.im so badass i just walk there
i get to the house
kick the dudes ass
and at this point i dont need the girl anymore
cuz im so badass, i just stay silent and she knows that as her que to leave
i walk back home
wash my 1987 Buick Grand National
and dont sleep cuz my brain uses the energy from my badassery
to keep me up
then the cycle starts over agan
Posted over a year ago