MIKE
When I got the invitation to Bella and Cullen's… uh erm…wedding, I honestly thought someone had put me on the show Punk'd. I mean, what could Bella possibly see in that freak! Well, that was probably a stupid thought because he has the money, the perfect looks (Jessica's words not mine! I'm definitely not gay!), perfect grades, the perfect family, the perfect car, the perfect body (again, not my words!), and now the perfect wife. Great. But I'm willing to bet they'll get a divorce within the first year of … marriage. Ew. Then she'll come running into my arms and I can gladly undress her without getting pummeled into the ground permanently. Yeah, the Freak is even possessive. Just another word to describe how wierd he is. Wierdo. But when the time comes, I'll proudly be rubbing her in that freak's face. Ha!
So that is probably why I am currently sitting in my beat-up car with Jessica hanging off my shoulder. We hadn't even got to their lair yet and she was already clinging like glue. I asked Jessica back out again at the very last minute so she wouldn't assume I'm doing this just to make Bella jealous. Which I was. Bella wasn't clingy. Bella also had a smoking body that I wouldn't mind running my hands over...
"Mike!" Jessica's annoying voice snapped me out of my fantasy, unfortunately.
"What Jess?" I asked making my voice sound like I cared.
"You just passed their house. I don't know how you could have missed that. It's ginormous!" I looked away so she couldn't see me roll my eyes at her making up words. Bella doesn't make up words...
I turned around on the dirt road and drove straight until I saw it. My eyes widened and then narrowed. Perfect house. When I was here for Bella's-and Bella's only- graduation party, it had been dark out. Now that I saw it in full view, it looked even bigger. Stupid rich people.
An hour later
Holy shit.
That's the only thought I could think looking at Bella as she walked down the aisle. She looked so hot and sexy, I just wanted to rip all her clothes off and take her right then and there. Probably not a good idea.
When I got the invitation to Bella and Cullen's… uh erm…wedding, I honestly thought someone had put me on the show Punk'd. I mean, what could Bella possibly see in that freak! Well, that was probably a stupid thought because he has the money, the perfect looks (Jessica's words not mine! I'm definitely not gay!), perfect grades, the perfect family, the perfect car, the perfect body (again, not my words!), and now the perfect wife. Great. But I'm willing to bet they'll get a divorce within the first year of … marriage. Ew. Then she'll come running into my arms and I can gladly undress her without getting pummeled into the ground permanently. Yeah, the Freak is even possessive. Just another word to describe how wierd he is. Wierdo. But when the time comes, I'll proudly be rubbing her in that freak's face. Ha!
So that is probably why I am currently sitting in my beat-up car with Jessica hanging off my shoulder. We hadn't even got to their lair yet and she was already clinging like glue. I asked Jessica back out again at the very last minute so she wouldn't assume I'm doing this just to make Bella jealous. Which I was. Bella wasn't clingy. Bella also had a smoking body that I wouldn't mind running my hands over...
"Mike!" Jessica's annoying voice snapped me out of my fantasy, unfortunately.
"What Jess?" I asked making my voice sound like I cared.
"You just passed their house. I don't know how you could have missed that. It's ginormous!" I looked away so she couldn't see me roll my eyes at her making up words. Bella doesn't make up words...
I turned around on the dirt road and drove straight until I saw it. My eyes widened and then narrowed. Perfect house. When I was here for Bella's-and Bella's only- graduation party, it had been dark out. Now that I saw it in full view, it looked even bigger. Stupid rich people.
An hour later
Holy shit.
That's the only thought I could think looking at Bella as she walked down the aisle. She looked so hot and sexy, I just wanted to rip all her clothes off and take her right then and there. Probably not a good idea.
I'm writing to introduce you to Kamakan The Vampire Slug. Its my kids book and live stage show.
Kamakan is a particularly evil monster who kidnaps two children and takes them to his lair at the bottom of a huge hole in Peru. The story follows the kids as they try to escape.
Its written in rhyme and is very original, funny and popular with everyone who reads it.
There's a cool website at www.kamakan.co.uk and a clip of the show on You Tube if you search Kamakan The Vampire Slug Live.
I hope you can take a look and let me know what you think. Its becoming quite successful now and I hope it will become well know worldwide soon.
All the best!
Huw
The Author