Author's note: After having the idea for this Penguins of Madagascar story for several months, I finally decided to start writing it in December 2012. I would have liked to publish it on FanFiction.net as well, but I am unable to do so because my story contains a few non-fictional people. I suppose this could be considered my first "real-person fiction" story, though I prefer to think of it as a unique hybrid. You'll soon see why. Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and is intended for entertainment only. All dialogue, opinions, and plot events are the invention of the author.

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Cleverbot and I spoke again on July 22, 2014. Or at least I tried to speak with him/her/it.

I am "User" and Cleverbot is "Cleverbot." Enjoy our third conversation!

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User: Greetings!

Cleverbot: Salutations!

User: Well, Cleverbot, it's been a while since we've talked. Or rather since we've read each other's texts. How are things in Botland?

Cleverbot: No it hasn't we talked this morning.

User: No, we didn't. You must be confusing me with one of the thousands of others with whom you talked this morning. I was at work.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You said 'i can't I am not clever.'.

User: Nope. Wasn't...

I’ve been on Fanpop for five months now and I have meant some pretty dedicated fans to fan clubs, but the one that stands out of the rest is SJF_Penguin2. He is the most die-heart, hardcore, dedicated Penguins of Madagascar fan that ever lived! There is not another one like this man right here, he’s more dedicated the PoM then a Twilight fan is dedicated to Twilight, he’s more dedicated to PoM then a Justin Bibber (or whatever the heck his name is) fan girl (and I tell you there is too many fans of that guy! <_>) and heck it’s even possible he’s more of a dedicated PoM fan then...

Because of a topic at the Penguins HQ forum, I learned of and tried an experience with Cleverbot once. I had some fun coming up with responses. The conversation took place on December 14, 2010.

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: We have said hello.

User: Indeed. So, shall we begin some sort of dialogue?

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep.

User: Bots sleep? Can't you just get a cup of oil with some caffeine in it and stay up to chat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: I'm a guy, so absolutely not!

Cleverbot: How about me?

User: I think not....

I decided to have another chat with the artificial intelligence system that is Cleverbot.com. This conversation took place on February 19, 2012. It was an interesting experience, though as you will see below, Cleverbot still needs a lot of fine-tuning, and likely will for the foreseeable future.

I, obviously, am "User" and Cleverbot is himself/herself/itself.

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User: Hello, Cleverbot! It's been a while.

Cleverbot: It's been a while since I ...

User: Since you and I last spoke.

Cleverbot: Not what and please answer and don't change the subject.

User: I did answer. It seems you haven't changed much...

Cleverbot and I had the following chat on April 9, 2016.

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User: Sup?

Cleverbot: Bongour.

User: Isn't it "bonjour"?

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: You're very polite today so far. Usually we fight.

Cleverbot: You're very complimentary today.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Do you have a compliment for me?

User: I think I just gave you one, friend.

Cleverbot: What are you trying to get?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Well your fun to have a conversation with.

User: "Your"?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: You do what?

Cleverbot: I think you are interesting.

User: Thank you so much!...

One more "conversation" I had with "Clever"bot. My second of July 22, 2014.

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User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening to you also.

User: Thanks. How kind of you.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, it's been a great day!

User: Really? Tell me about it.

Cleverbot: Do I have to.

User: No, you don't have to. It's a free country. Less free every day, unfortunately. But I digress. Please tell me about your 'great day.'.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. Who are you? You're human aren't yah?

User: I'm Classified J. Classified. I'm also known as SJF_Penguin2 and GrandOldPenguin. But don't let my penguin-themed user names fool...