Here are some quotes that I like from the movie:

Poot: "Dude, what's up your butt?" Burt: "What did you say about my butt?" Frank: "Whatever it is it's sideways..."


Frank: "Dude, she has an apple butt." Poot: "What's an apple butt?"


Haley: "Stop being so nasty, Joanne." Joanne: "It's not called gym-nice-tics."


Coach: "I said pointy feet, not pointy words! Pointy words are mouth turds."


Haley: "What, you can cry, it doesn't make you any less of a man Vicky."


Haley: "Did you see that? Can you believe it? Poot: "Yeah, are you... totally covered in soda or what? Haley: Yeah, thanks. Frank: "I'm so pissed...