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posted by hornean

Emperor Rintoo

Once upon a time, in a far away palace in China, there lived a young and lonely emperor named Rintoo. Rintoo was a tiger.
He was sad because he had to face some duties as the emperor. And sometimes, he was shy.
He wished that he could find something that would make him happy.

One day, Emperor Rintoo was riding on his horse down the woods and he came upon a dark castle filled with thunder and lightning.
Not wanting to let his kingdom fall into the hands of darkness, Emperor Rintoo decided to be brave and check it out.
So he yanked on the reins and he and his horse took off.

When they reached the dark...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures: Season 1, Episode 12

posted by caesar213

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 12
"The Mystery of the Hasty Fish"

[[The episode begins with Rintoo, Hoho and Tolee in the front yard of the palace, playing a game of Go Fish.]]

Hoho: Rintoo, do you have a six in your hand?
Rintoo: Hmm. No, go fish. How about you, Tolee?
Tolee: I don't think so. Unless I've looked really hard. [[Tolee looks really hard at the stack of cards in his hands. He then notices a six in his stack.]] As a matter of fact, I do.
Rintoo: I'd realize that.

[[Tolee lays the card down on the pile.]]

Royal Advisor #1: Emperor Rintoo! We have a very big problem.
Rintoo:...

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Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures: Season 1, Episode 6

posted by caesar213

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 6
"Hoho's Dilemma"

[[The epsiode begins with Kai-Lan and her friends watching an episode of SpongeBob.]]

Rintoo: Hey, you guys wanna know which SpongeBob episode is my favorite?
Hoho: What?
Rintoo: The one where SpongeBob and Patrick go to that toy store and they stay there overnight.
Lulu: That's my favorite episode as well, not as much as the "Bubblestand" episode.

[[The phone rings. Kai-Lan gets up and answers it.]]

Kai-Lan: Empress Kai-lan here. Oh, ni hao, Mr. Fluffy. What's that? You want to come over, and introduce us to your little sister? Well, we...

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Part 1 of Mr. Fluffy's Greatest Challenge (a 3-part fanfic)

posted by Edvine2

(Whew, my first 3-part fanfic. Here I go.)

Mr. Fluffy has baked many a cake in his time, but no one has challenged him... until now. Tolee wants a cake that will blow out any cakes previously created before it.

Mr. Fluffy: Ah, Tolee, my favorite customer. What can I make for you today? You name it, I've probably baked it!
Tolee: Actually, I'd like to make a birthday cake request.
Mr. Fluffy: Whose birthday?
Tolee: Mine. It's coming up in a week, and I'd like to get my order in ahead of time.
Mr. Fluffy: Hmm... What do you want, not want, etc.?
Tolee: Well, my birthday party will be centered around...

the Rubbadubbers

posted by pbj2309

Tubb, a male anthropomorphic pink frog with a Scottish accent; de facto leader of the Rubbadubbers and has a cotton swab for his prize possession. Catchphrase: "Swim-MIN'!" he is friends with Spyler Ka-lan and the others he likes playing loud games but learns to be quiet, in Quiet time.
Terence, a male green bubble-bath-container crocodile; can blow bubbles from his nostrils; has only one tooth; wears a collar and necktie. Intensely dislikes getting wet and has a red tooth brush. He likes playing quiet games, he once showed the other Rubbadubbers except Reg & Winona that it was more fun...

singing yo will find your way

posted by pbj2309

Brobee crying
Kai-lan i Know how you feel Brobee
brobee sobbing i know kai-lan but what about Spyler
Spyler but bot what about brobee he is by best monster friend
Milli its okay spyler
Bot spyler you will find your way
spyler I will
bot yeah

Bot]
You can lose a toy you bought
Or lose a game you play
You can lose your train of thought
If you don't find it, never mind it
But if you're traveling to and fro
And you get lost someday
You've only lost the way to go
And you will find your way
You will find your way

[Spyler ]

(Hmm, I don't know, Mr. Bot.)

[Kai-lan]

However lost
However far
You're never lost
From who you...

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Part 2 of Mr. Fluffy's Greatest Challenge (a 3-part fanfic)

posted by Edvine2

(I started this at 5 in the morning.)

When we left off, Mr. Fluffy challenged Duff Goldman(from Ace Of Cakes) to a bake-off, which Tolee finalized by telling them what the winner gets to do(serve his cake at Tolee's party, which we know has a "Music" theme). As the Chairman says in every Iron Chef episode says, "Allez Cuisine!!!"

Tolee: OK, guys, this whole bake-off starts in 3... 2... 1... NOW! Good luck and don't let me down!
*Both bakers first attempt to discern what Tolee likes, doesn't like, and so on, as well as ask about the details of this party.*

(I will deliberately switch to some of...

Music All Around cast

posted by pbj2309

[Spyler] ,Lulu on Flute Hoho On Washing Bord Rintoo on bongos & Toole on xylophone

There's music in the air

[Finbar & Reg]

And music on the ground

[Cinnamon]

There's music when you care

[Massimo cinnamon spider Axl pallette Peanut, Butter and Jelly kai-lan Spyler Keith Milli Brobee Sploshy Tubb Finbar Terence Amelia Kids Bot Geo plex Toodee Muno Reg Dan Winona Foofa & Cece]

And music all around

[Bot]

If you open up your ears

[Jelly]

You'll hear that happy sound

[All]

'Cause anywhere that you may be

[Kai-lan]

Listen

[Bot & Kids]

There's music all around

[Bot]

Up in a tree
A bird is singing his...

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The Skateboarding Accident (Before the accident)

posted by Edvine2

Rintoo bought this sweet now skateboard from the sports shop yesterday and couldn't wait to try it out. Unfortunately, he also wanted to show his skills off to his friends. Why is this unfortunate? Read on.

Rintoo: Hey, guys, check out this sweet now skateboard I just got at the sports shop downtown.
Tolee: Holy... flaming... breasts. How much did that son of a bitch cost?
Rintoo: Around $400, but it's worth it.
Kai-Lan: Do you know any skateboard tricks?
Rintoo: I watch the X Games every year; you pick up some tricks of the trade watching that stuff.
Tolee: I think she meant if you had any tricks...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures: Season 2, Episode 6

posted by caesar213

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 6
"It's Gettin' Cold in Here"

[The episode begins in the palace playroom, where Tolee and Rintoo, laughing hysterically as they look at some very funny videos.]

Rintoo: Hey, hey, check this one out.

[The video they are looking at involves a baby duck who somehow finds his way out of the pond, and takes a bite out of a cake from the snack shack.]

[Rintoo and Tolee laugh once again.]

Rintoo: How does he do that?
Tolee: I have no idea, but it is hilarious. You can actually see the frosting on his lips.
Rintoo: [laughs louder] I know, I can't believe he did that!...

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NHKL episode ideas

posted by Ian16545

"Dim Sum, Lose Some": YeYe teaches Kai-Lan and her friends how to make dim sum.

"The Lulu Above and the Rintoo Below": Rintoo wants to fly in the air like Lulu.

"It's the Natural Thing to Do": Kai-Lan and YeYe go on a trip to a new safari park… only to find that Rintoo, Tolee, Hoho and Lulu are slated to be the new animals on display!

"High But Not Dry": Kai-Lan has to wear diapers because she wets her bed.

"Standby… Lights! Camera! Kai-Lan!": After attending a Hong Kong film festival, Kai-Lan decides to make her own movie.

"Travels with My Ants": The Ants are curious about what's on the other...

Why I think we haven't recieved more Ni Hao, Kai-Lan episodes

posted by Edvine2

Rintoo's holding out for his birthday episode, Tolee wants to buy a bigger pagoda for Pandy, Hoho wants to set the world record for banana eating, and Kai-Lan's just plain tired lately.

And also, after Journey To Monkey King Castle, we were supposed to be out of a 10-month hiatus. Now we're entering a 5-month one. Can't anyone get their shit together and give us what we want?? I mean, God, you'd think we'd be halfway into season 3 at this point. Thankfully, caesar213's Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures series is a backup. I'll take whatever I can get at this point.

The Christmas Wish

posted by caesar213

It's Christmas time in the village and everybody's excited. Here's where the story begins. Kai-Lan and her friends are putting up decorations, while Ye Ye is putting out snacks besides them.

Ye Ye: How are the decorations coming along?
Kai-Lan: They're going great.
Ye Ye: [laughs] I'm glad to hear that. Here are some snacks for you guys.
All: Xie Xie!
Ye Ye: Bié kèqì. I know you guys must be getting hungry after all that hard work. Huítóu jiàn!
All: Huítóu jiàn!
Hoho: Kai-Lan, do you think there will be a lot of presents under the tree this year?
Kai-Lan: I hope so, Hoho. It's gonna be very...

Ni Hao, Kai-Lan Wiki is Going Through a Big Change

posted by caesar213

You guys may not know this, but the Ni Hao, Kai-Lan Wiki is undergoing a big change. That's right, we're making the site bigger and better than ever. The new additions to the wiki will include a new clock, a countdown to the next episodes, full length transcripts, and lots more. But there's one problem: I can't do all this shit alone. I need some help.

Yeah, I'm asking anyone who's interested in joining me fix that place up to sign up and contribute.

If you need the URL to the wiki, here it is: link

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures: Season 2, Episode 9

posted by caesar213

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 9
"Once Upon a Rintoo"

[The episode begins where the last episode left off at: Hoholand. Everyone is finished cleaning up the debris and is having fun on each of the rides.]

Rintoo: I can't believe we did it. It took us a long time, but we finally managed to get Hoholand back in operation.
Hoho: You said it. And after all of that cleaning and repairing, we deserved a little down time. So what do you say: up for a ride on the roller coaster?
Rintoo: Oh, you better believe it.

[Rintoo and Hoho run over to the roller coaster. The roller coaster is a 6 ft....

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures: Season 2, Episode 2

posted by caesar213

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 2
"Xin Xin and Tain Tain's Bogus Journey"

[The episode begins moments after the aftermath of the last episode. Kai-Lan and her friends are in the royal playroom, drawing pictures.]

Kai-Lan: Boy, I hope we don't end up in a situation like that anymore.
Rintoo: [laughs] You said it. I couldn't think of anything we could do if we did get kicked out the palace.
Kai-Lan: Enough of that. Check out what I just drew.
Rintoo: What is it supposed to be?
Tolee: I think it's supposed to be some sort of truck.
Kai-Lan: You're right, Tolee. It is a truck, but it has a...

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Rintoo's Skateboarding Accident (The Accident In Question)

posted by Edvine2

The reason I made the switch in titles was I originally was going to have a minor character befall this fate, but after I thought it through a little more, Rintoo seemed like a perfect fit for this whole thing. So... that ends the confusion. Now, for why this fanfic is titled what it's titled.

Rintoo: Okay, guys, get ready to have your brains explode.
Tolee: I'm grossed out by fleshy explosions.
Rintoo: Okay, except for Tolee.
Kai-Lan: If anything happens, we're here for you.
Rintoo: Okay, here we go.
*Rintoo starts his run with a 360 Melon, an easy trick to pull off. He then ramps it up a bit by...

Hunger All Around

posted by caesar213

[Rintoo and Spyler runnning and laughing]
Rintoo: I'm going to get yopu.
Spyler: [laughing] You don't stand a chance.
[stomach growling]
Spyler: What was that?
Rintoo: That was my tummy rumbling. All this running around is making me hungry.
[Spyler's stomach growls]
Spyler: Me too. Hey, why don't we go home for lunch.
Rintoo: That's an awesome idea. Hey, Spyler, what do you think is going to be for lunch?
Spyler: I hope there's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, oh, oh, or maybe hot dogs, or maybe, or maybe
[Rintoo's stomach growls again]
Rintoo: Well, whatever's there is going to taste awesome!
Spyler:...

the Great Big Book of Everything

posted by pbj2309

[Brobee]

Where do you go
When you need to know
And you've run up against a wall?

Peanut oh man
[Milli]

We know what to do
Let your fingers perrruse

[Brobee Milli & Spyler]

That thick, beefy book with it all

[Spyler]

With it all

[Brobee Milli & Spyler]

It's the Great Big Book of Everything

With everything inside
See the world around us
This book's the perfect guide
With everything from A to zoo
Just by flipping through

[Milli]

Know how, show how
From kangaroo to moo cow
The scuttlebutt from soup to nuts

[Brobee Milli & Spyler]

We can look it up

Spyler & Brobee]

Info, to go
From cockatoo to buffalo

[Brobee...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures: Season 2, Episode 8

posted by caesar213

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 8
"Hoholand"

[The episode begins with Hoho and Rintoo in the backyard, playing a game of catch.]

Rintoo: Hey Hoho, try to catch this. [throws the ball]
Hoho: Oh, I got it [starts running after it] I think I'm gonna get it. Almost, almost...and [catches it] Got it.
Rintoo: Whoa. That was an awesome catch, Hoho.
Hoho: Xie xie. Now let's see if you can catch it.
Rintoo: [laughs] Okay, but I'll have to warn you. The way I might catch this ball might be silly.
Hoho: Just get ready to catch the ball.
Rintoo: Show me what you got.

[Hoho throws the ball. Rintoo runs...