Dan: Yep

Zack: I recently got a red truck. Fun for going off road.

Dan: Really. Good to hear

Edwina: How far is the airport?

Dan: Not far now

Zack: Good. I can't wait to fly my chopper for you two. *Looks at Edwina* Especially you.

Dan: Don't try any creepy stuff, okay

Zack: You have any idea who you're talking to?
Edwina: Oh look, there's the airport. Let's pretend that never happened, and get on the helicopter.

Dan: Good idea (Parks the car)

Zack: *Gets out* Alright, I only have one rule when you fly with me in my helicopter. Don't break anything. If I see a part of this chopper that's broken because of you two, I'm gonna be pissed. *Gets into the cockpit*
Edwina: *Sits in the back, her WA2000 is loaded, and she has lots of ammo*

Dan: (Sits in the passenger seat) (I think helicopters have passengers seat)

Yes they do.

Zack: Everypony ready?
Edwina: *Hands Dan the M60* Yes.
Zack: Okay, here we go. *Starts the helicopter. When the rotors spin fast enough for takeoff, Zack gets the helicopter up in the sky*

Dan: (Stays seated)

Zack: Okay, that building we're looking for isn't far away.

Dan: Alright

Zack: If your rifle ready?
Edwina: Yes.
Zack: Okay. *Moves the helicopter to the right so Edwina can get a good view of her target*

Dan: (Stays seated)

Edwina: *Looks inside the building through the scope on her rifle* I see the pony.
Zack: Alright, take that shot.
Edwina: *Shoots the pony through the window*
Midwest Menace Ponies: *Look at the dead pony, and spot the helicopter*
Edwina: *Shoots another pony* Let's get out of here.
Zack: Roger that. *Flies away*

Dan: This was surprisingly easy

Edwina: I guess you won't need that machine gun after all.
Midwest Menace Ponies: *Flying towards them in attack choppers*
Edwina: I stand corrected.

Dan: Guess that's where I come in (Takes the machine gun, waiting for the right moment to hit them)

Midwest Menace Ponies: *Shooting missiles*
Zack: *Turns right, and avoids them* Now would be a good time to shoot those choppers Dan!

Dan: Just waiting for the right moment (Shoots at the front window of the enemy helicopter)

Pilot: *Dies*
Zack: One down, two to go.

Dan: (Shoots at the others)

Midwest Menace Ponies: *Fire more missiles*
Zack: *Goes down, then back up after the missiles pass*

Dan: (Keeps shooting)

One more helicopter goes down.

Zack: Last one. Don't fail us.

Dan: (Shoots at the helicopter)

Pilot: *Gets shot in the neck, and face*
Edwina: He's going down.

Dan: Good. One less guy shooting at us

Zack: That's all of the choppers.

Dan: Good

Zack: *Turns on the radio, and flies back to the airport*

Song: link

Dan: (Sits back in the passenger seat)

Edwina: That was fun.

Dan: It kinda was

Zack: I hope Ian gives us another mission like that soon. *Lands his helicopter in the airport*

Dan: He just might, for all we know

Twilight: *Appears in front of them* Good afternoon. My name is Twilight Sparkle.
Edwina: You're a long way from home.
Twilight: I'm on vacation from Canterlot with Shining Armor.
Shining Armor: And, we are pleased to announce that we have some jobs for you.
Zack: We're not working for you. Now step aside, and let us pass.
Twilight: This is not a decision for you to make. Your first job is to get me a Firebolt.
Shining Armor: We saw one parked somewhere in East St. Foalis on our way over here. Go get it for us, and bring it back here.
Edwina: Do we have a choice?
Twilight: No. We have magic, and we'll force you to do whatever we want. Go get the car now.
Zack: This is bullshit, but we might as well get it over with.

Dan: Guess so. But I am 100% with you. This IS bullshit

Edwina: *Gets in Dan's car*
Zack: Have any of you been to East St. Foalis? It's beautiful around this time of year, even though it is the most dangerous city in all of Equestria.

Dan: Is that so?

Zack: You haven't known that until I just told you?
Edwina: It's been the most dangerous city in Equestria for a long time now.

Dan: You think I wouldn't know that. I'm shocked over how anyone could find it beautiful with all the criminals and crack whores walking around

Zack: That was sarcasm my friend.
Edwina: How long have you two known each other?

Dan: Quite a while, really

Zack: Yeah that sounds about right. *Watching them go over the bridge*

Dan: The things we did back then. I can still remember them

Zack: Me too. And now we're being forced to steal a car for some ignorant princess that only cares about herself.