(a stallion is seen running away in panic).
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. All I did was ask him to look at my opening. (refers to a cut on her arm).
AppleBloom: Well. It's possible he might of misunderstood you.
Scootaloo: I guess..
Sweetie Belle: I like pie!. Let's go get some pie.
Scootaloo: I... Fine, let's go.

(the crusaders are seen all eating a piece of pie).
Sweetie Belle: Oh. This was a good day.
Scootaloo: Sure. Rather then the part were you ruined your sisters chances of using Fluttershy's skin for a dress by firing Fluttershy up with blow torch because you thought you saw a fly land over...

We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing by a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, you have parked too close to a fire hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the fire hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says you have to park ten hooves, or...

Queen of Changelings: This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This day was going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...