Jordan: How the hell do you create rules for swimming?

Lifeguard: *Arrives* Ok, here's the rules.
Jordan: *Waiting*
Lifeguard: There are none. Go enjoy yourselves!
Jordan: Well, that explains the rules for swimming. *Jumps in*

Sugar Heart:I was going to tell you that there are no rules.He was going to do bla bla bla all the time.*jumps in the pool*This does not burn.But it's to much strong,for a jelly.
Presenter:Here,our players are swimming now I talk.I am Planet Star and I am here at the competition Swim in Fire.Now,this game is with three rounds.This is the first round,and the players are making the jelly soft.Looks like they don't have any trubles with the strongnes of the jelly.If they made till the last round,enyone wins 1000 bitz.
Spectators:We know.Now move on.Let us see the players.

Jordan: Hi.

Jordan: *Looks around* Am I the only player? I don't want to do this by myself!

Jordan: Where the fuck is Sugar Heart. More importantly, where's Silver Tune?

SH:I am over here.Under the jelly.

Jordan: Oh, thank goodness. For a moment, I thought I'd have to do this by myself

SH:Nah.I don't leave my friends alone.Never ever.
Presenter:Looks like they finished the first round winning.Now,the second round is to eat the jelly where you swam.
SH:Iuu.
Presenter:I was just kidding.We will give you another jelly like this.And believe me,it's really spicy.And it's huge.

Jordan: Spicy my ass, I can deal with it

Jordan: Hold up, I just realized. I was never in the pool during the first round, so I can't do the second round.

Jordan: Does this mean Sugar Heart wins by default?

MintyGreen: Hello! *waves at the edge of the pool* I'll join in next round, had to take off my wings and seal my back so it doesn't get infected. Hmm.. That's sounds funny doesn't it?

Jordan: Meh, I guess. I'll swim in another area, and stay out of your way *Enters another section of the pool*

Presenter:So,Sugar Heart won.Now,our left contestens will do a race,so we can see who wins second and third place!

Jordan: What contestants? I'm just here to swim.

Sugar Heart:He is drunk.You can see on his face.

Jordan: What are you talking about? I haven't had any alcohol yet today

Sugar Heart:Not you.The presenter.

Jordan: Oh. I had no idea.

Sugar Heart:Well,he is drunk in every episode.Well,we won the game and each of us has to get 1000 bitz.
Presenter::Here,you can get the bitz back there.*falls in sleep.*

Jordan: I just came here to swim.

Sugar Heart:Well,you get a price.1000 bitz.It's better.You will need them some day.

Jordan: I'll get the money after I'm done swimming.

Sugar Heart:Yeah,me too.

Jordan: *Swimming* Hello. *Sees something shiny* What's this *goes under jelly*

Jordan: *Goes towards the shiny thing* (What could this be?)

Sugar Heart:*Goes to Jordan*It's a...bitz.

Jordan: *Comes back up* What?

Sugar Heart:It was a bitz.

Jordan: It was too big to be a bit. I'm going back down there *Goes back under*

Sugar Heart:Well..wait,it's an talisman.*Goes under*

Jordan: *Looks at shiny thing* What could it be?

Then suddenly, a submarine appears from the bottom of the pool, pushing both of us out of the pool

Jordan: Whoa! *Lands on ground* What the hell?

Jordan: Why is there a submarine in the pool?

Sugar Heart:Well,this is what I don't know...

???: I don't know how I got here either.
Jordan: Where did that come from?

??: *Comes out of submarine* What source of witchcraft is this?!
Jordan: What?

??: My name is Toby Thompson, and I demand an explanation for what happened!

Sugar Heart:Wait,how did you....

Toby: Don't argue with me! Tell me how this happened!!
Jordan: Well, you're the one that arrived in the submarine, so you should know what happened.

Sugar Heart:Okay,okay,calm down,both of you!Toby,are you fine?What happened there?

Toby: I was just surveying this harbor, when a TALKING SUBMARINE FUCKED THINGS UP!!
Jordan: A talking submarine, eh? Alright.

Sugar Heart:Okay,now realx,and don't shout.You talk so loud.Now,go and sleep for some minutes.Jordan,do you have any plan?

Jordan: Yeah, take Toby to the nuthouse...
Toby: I'M NOT GOING TO A NUTHOUSE!!
Jordan: ...And fast

Toby: *runs away*
Jordan: Hey! *runs after Toby*

Sugar Heart:*goes to Toby*Toby,you won't go to a nuthouse!Please,stop!

Toby: Never! I must find that talking submarine!
Jordan: Submarines don't talk!

Jordan: Wait a minute *Finds DVD* A video?

Toby: MINE!! *Dives for video*
Jordan: *Moves*
Toby: *Falls in pool*