So just to make sure, Mirage's car is in the air, right? Lifted up by a police helicopter...

Yes. You have to jump out, and continue on the bike.

At a service station for cars.

Spike: *on phone* Can't you just let us borrow a car?... No?.. Ok, fine *hangs up* Look are you sure you can't rent us that truck out there? I'll pay!
Eirik: Sorry sir, it's our first week open. How can we do without our truck? We're in business.
Spike: oh. We'll have to speak with the asian pony.
Rarity: But we can't tell him without the money!
Spike: We'll have to, and if we don't he won't drive us down there!
Twilight: Man, your such a genius. LISTEN, only ten percent! There's no way he's gettin anymore!

Near Mirage

Sam: *driving car*

This is Sam

(Sorry for the delay, I had to help my Mom with restoring data from the hard drive.)

Mirage: Hey... Hey, you! Stop! *waves at Sam* Could you give me a ride, dear Sir?

Sam: *looks at bike* What's with the little fillie's bicycle? What are you, some kind of a freak?

Back at the airport

Pilot: *flying plane*
Rainbow Dash: *nervous*
Sean: *smiles to Rainbow Dash*
Pilot: *gets plane up in air*

Soon the plane stalled, and hit the ground making it go up in the air again. The same thing happened, and soon we were off.

Mirage: No, of course not... well, long story short my car broke down and I really need to get to Santa Rosita ASAP...

Sam: I can't help you friend, I'm turning at the next intersection.

Mirage: Darn... *murmurs* I will never be able to get that money on this bike...

Sam: Oh really? Where is the money?

Mirage: Hmm... It's in Santa Rosita. How about we make a deal? If you take me there before the others arrive, I'll offer you, let's say 10%?

Sam: Hmm. Deal *starts car* Oh, uh you better get that bike out of the road, someone might get a terrible injury.

Mirage: Agreed. *parks the bike in a ditch nearby* All set.

Sam: *drives without Mirage*

Mirage: Oh, you little motherbucker! Great now we have one more competitor...

Sam: *waves goodbye* I'm not falling for a lie like that.

Mirage: *shrugs* Be my guest. Now there are still many miles ahead... I need to a fast way to get there...

Sam: *Gets a flat tire* Aaahhh *crashes into small sign* No! That pony with the bike could catch up to me! *floors it*

Soon, Sam arrived at an autoshop.

Sam: I'm glad you're here. Listen, I had this blowout. I think there's a spare in the back. It may be flat, so you can get another tire. Don't got another tire? Then you'll have to fix the spare. What is this a staring contest?! Come on, move it!!

(Man, I really need to re-watch that movie, I saw it when I was a kid.)

Mirage: *grins* Haha, look who has a flat tire...

Sam: Oh no! *points to Mirage* It's the insane pony that escaped from the asylum last night!! Do something
Eirik & Willy: *look at each other*

Mirage: What are you talking about?! I just need a gosh darn ride!!!

Aren't you going to attack him? I mean he left you behind

Sam: *runs from car* Don't let him murder me!!
Eirik: What do we do?!
Willy: I DON'T KNOW!!

Mirage: Oh, I'm not gonna kill you... just going to teach you a lesson about helping out a fellow pony in need! *approaches Sam menacingly*

Sam: AH!! Don't just stand there!! Do something!!!
Eirik: Uh? *grabs bottle* What do I do?
Willy: Hit him in the head!!

Eirik: *K.O's Mirage*
Sam: Hmm. Very good job, I'm proud. Tie him up, call the ponies with the stray jackets, and let me know when it's done.
Willy: Hey! How many ponies has he killed?!
Sam: Would've been one if you didn't do anything. Thanks for everything *drives off*

Back at police headquarters

Captain Culpepper: *with Cheif* I haven't gotten a single raise since 1984.

Mirage: *comes to* Hey... what the... let me go you bastards!

*** ***

Chief: Well, it's a tough economy out there with the recession and all...

Captain culpepper: This is the biggest case we've had though. It took me 15 years just to stop this guy. Now I have him right where I want him.

Chief: Which is?

Captain Culpepper: Dead, but now we know where the money is. We oughta tell the mayor about this.

Chief: Right... We could... or there's another possibility that we should take into consideration... *raises a brow*

Captain Culpepper: We have to tell the mayor about this. Think about the rewards we'll get, and uh.. There's one more thing, nothing serious it's just, vacation. Once we get our hooves on that dough my desk is clear for an entire week.

Chief: Good point... but I don't think the reward will be as much as the dough itself...

Captain Culpepper: Maybe not, but we could get those new stun guns you've been wanting all the deputies to have.

Later, in Click-Clack's bus (Remember, you're Spike)

Click-Clack: *driving*
Twilight: *thinking* SHINING ARMOR!!
Click-Clack: AHhh *drives over dune* What was that for?

Twilight: Man, why didn't I think? All this time, Shining Armor is right there.
Click-Clack: Who in the worrd is Shining Armor?
Twilight: He's my brother. He lives in the Crystal Empire which is right next to Santa Rosita.
Click-Clack: I'm just hoping your shouting didn't cause me to damage this machine

But it did. The front wheels were wobbly, and the front was scratched

At a club

Fluttershy: Don't you have anypony to take us to Santa Rosita in one of these planes?
Desk pony: I'm telling you this is a club. We don't do any charter work, there's no one around to take you.
Pinkie Pie: *points at airplane* Hey! Who's plane is that over there?
Desk pony: It belongs to Bartholomew Perfect the 55th, but I don't think he's going anywhere.
Fluttershy: Can we see him?
Desk pony: No one can see him, he's in the billion room sleeping.
Pinkie Pie: Can we ask him a question?
Desk pony: No you can't!

The phone rings

Desk pony: *Grabs phone* Hello?
Pinkie & Fluttershy: *Sneak past*
Desk pony: Wait a minute, wait a minute!