AW SHIT MAN BARZ!!!! :O
On planet Mars
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IT'S TIME TO REACH FOR THE STARS!
"A new Kindle, old Kindle, which do I choose?
How about the one that doesn't go off to snooze?
The old one's shitty
The new one's pretty
The one one's worse off than a witty itty kitty
New one's lookin' cooler than a Ferrari
Old one's got graphics like the Atari
And when you compare the two, no contest
The new one's blessed while the old one's not even dressed
New one spits flames like Mega Charizard X
Older model could use way better effects
So listen up old model, you're bad, you're a flop
While the newer one's stayin'....at the top
New one's lookin' fly
Old one wants to die
New one's got more power than the Tsar Bomba
Old one's in desperate need of a coma
So listen up old model, you think you're so cool
But in reality, all you ever were was a tool
And now that ol' new model's the top of the tier
I'm afraid it's time to pack your bags
And get the hell outta here"
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOLE KNIGHT! V.S.......... SPECTER KNIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
Mole Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 seconds your ass will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put you to the test
Cause I'm
MOLE KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*
After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your bones will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit you so hard you'll wake up in the northwest
Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!
Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed
I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat you in no time
And collect your debris
(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)
BEGIN!
Mole Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 seconds your ass will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put you to the test
Cause I'm
MOLE KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*
After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your bones will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit you so hard you'll wake up in the northwest
Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!
Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed
I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat you in no time
And collect your debris
(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)
(Instrumental)
Lights out
But that's only the start
Living a life on Earth?
This can't be too hard
I go through a few years, day after day
Them each ending the exact same boring way
I penetrate reality, pushing to go on
But I always reach a roadblock and scream out, "AW COME ON!"
The endless road, always covered by a sandstorm
Was always a pain, even before I was born
Through hours and hours I have torn through
What's basically a dark shadow of...well, you.
Fighting my hatred, keeping courage and pride
But it never even mattered, forever torn up inside
And no matter how much training I have to go through
God send me to hell if I'm mangled like you!
So all those times in the pitch black past
Just made me closer to approaching my last?
But all I can say is it's been a blast
Despite how many times I've needed a cast
And no matter what god throws at you
Just remember, it's most likely not even true
Lights out
But that's only the start
Living a life on Earth?
This can't be too hard
I go through a few years, day after day
Them each ending the exact same boring way
I penetrate reality, pushing to go on
But I always reach a roadblock and scream out, "AW COME ON!"
The endless road, always covered by a sandstorm
Was always a pain, even before I was born
Through hours and hours I have torn through
What's basically a dark shadow of...well, you.
Fighting my hatred, keeping courage and pride
But it never even mattered, forever torn up inside
And no matter how much training I have to go through
God send me to hell if I'm mangled like you!
So all those times in the pitch black past
Just made me closer to approaching my last?
But all I can say is it's been a blast
Despite how many times I've needed a cast
And no matter what god throws at you
Just remember, it's most likely not even true
It's creepypasta time.... o__O
