Do you wanna make a baby? - Hanna Fic 

Scene: The hallway outside of Anna’s bedroom. Hans, with a wicked smile on his face, tries the doorknob but finds it locked. He knits his eyebrows together, curious, before he hesitantly knocks.

It’s been two hours and I must have more

She doesn’t answer, and after a moment, Hans’ face falls. He turns and slides down the door until he is sitting, dejectedly leaning against it. He raps his gloved fingers against he wooden floor.

(With his hand raised slightly above his shoulder, he knocks once more)

His voice cracks on the last note. He sits, sorrowfully, in the quiet hall.

Suddenly the door is yanked open, and Hans falls back, hitting his head against the floor in Anna’s room. He blinks. Both Anna and Elsa are staring down at him. Anna’s cheeks are stained a deep crimson.

Elsa merely offers him a sardonic glance before lifting her skirts, stepping alongside him and out of the room.

Hans sits up and calls after her. “I’d like to formally apologize for–”

“Save it!” Elsa’s voice drifts back to him.

Hans groans and flops back onto the lacquered wooden floor. Anna is still staring down at him, and he looks up into her wide, blue eyes.

“Hans!” She finally squeaks. “I was showing Elsa how I look in my wedding dress!”

Hans puts his hands on the sides of his face and begins to furiously rub his temples. He peeks up at her. “I’m so sorry.”

She giggles for a moment before pressing her hands underneath his arms and dragging him into her bedroom.

“Well, since you’re here…” She slams the door shut.

Tagged: hanna, hansanna, parody, /nsfw, kind of for language, .

Can i tell you how much i love you? Like…i should be sleeping and now i can’t because *LAUGHTER*

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