World’s Draco Malfoy Lookalikes Furious About Common Man Hijacking Stock Market 

“Just wait until father hears about this!” yelled Hedge Fund Manager Clionel Bexley-Vanchild Jnr (36) at an indoor plant he bought for two thousand dollars.
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