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MESA COUNTY, Colo. (CBS4) – A grave digger could face criminal charges after being fired when video surfaced that showed him dancing on a grave.

Christopher Redd was fired from his job as a grave digger in Mesa County after playing a shovel like a guitar while dancing on an empty burial vault.

Redd, 27, of Clifton, said it was part of an attempt to win tickets for a rock music festival. He said the taping happened before a funeral service was held at the site and that no remains were in the grave.

The Mesa County Sheriff’s Department is investigating the incident
•At room temperature
•Dirt nap
•Pushing up the daisies
•Passed...(over, on, away, etc)
•Deceased
•Ex-
•Stone dead
•Demised
•Ceased to be
•No more
•Expired
•Gone to meet their maker
•Stiff
•Bereft of life
•Resting in peace
•Off the twig
•Kicked the bucket
•Shuffled off the mortal coil
•Run down the curtain
•Joined the choir invisible
•That good night
•In a better place (via Odysseus)
•Six feet under (via Odysseus)
•Crossed over (via Odysseus)
•Crossed the bar (via Odysseus)
•Crossed the River Styx (via Odysseus)
•Wandering the Elysian Fields (via Odysseus)
•Paid...
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posted by AZALEAS
Who is Jack Schitt?
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt,...
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I was thinking about Death, and the pros and cons of different types of burial/interrment/final resting place.

So here are my thoughts on the different methods used after you've gone to the big diner in the sky.

Burial:
Mmm...comfy
Mmm...comfy


Pro:

-Your family and friends can visit you.
-Your body is biodegradable. You can give back to the planet.
-The silky inside is comfortable. Hey, vampires do it!

Con:

-Two words: Buried. Alive.
-Your body in the ground, rotting.
-It's expensive.

Cremation
No talking urns? I'm disappointed.
No talking urns? I'm disappointed.


Pro:

-Quick.
-Perfect for pyromaniacs.
-It's cheaper than burial. And it's warmer....
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THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE! ALSO DON'T GOOF OFF!!!!

I really mean it! What would you be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would you be able to do if writing fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would you do if it's illegal to do a cover of your favorite song on YouTube? What would you do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would you do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet...
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posted by AZALEAS
November
by Thomas Hood

No sun--no moon!
No morn--no noon!
No dawn--no dusk--no proper time of day--
No sky--no earthly view--
No distance looking blue--

No road--no street--
No "t'other side the way"--
No end to any Row--
No indications where the Crescents go--

No top to any steeple--
No recognitions of familiar people--
No courtesies for showing 'em--
No knowing 'em!

No mail--no post--
No news from any foreign coast--
No park--no ring--no afternoon gentility--
No company--no nobility--

No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,
No comfortable feel in any member--
No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,
No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds,
November!
posted by AZALEAS
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I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
.........
All my love,
The Flu
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
.........
All my love,
The Flu