day 4
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jasper: *walkin down stairs in baggy pants, a shirt and gold chains*
I PARTY LIKE A VAMPIRE, PRAY IT LIKE A PREACHER, WALKIN DOWN STAIRS IN MY HUNDRED DOLLAR SNEAKERS
bella: jasper..what are you doing?
jasper: RAPPIN IN MY BAGGY PANTS AND WALKING DOWN THA STAIRS NOW TURN YO HEAD THA RITGH AND WATCH THAT BIG GUY BREAK IT DOWN *emmett is break dancing*
bob: HEY EVERBODY!
edward: BOB!!!!
bella: who the hell is bob?
edward: *starts to sing a song with bob* IM A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, YOUR A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, WE'RE A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!
emmett: ugh! i hate that song. this is my song. "you get the best of both worlds, chill it out take it slow, then you rock out the show!*off-key*
jasper: OUCH YOU JUST BUSTED MY EAR DRUM YOU BIG GOOBER!
bob: sorry jazzy!!
bella: bob...are you gay?....
edward: bella! do you have no respect for the goofy goober club?
bob: yes indeed i am. *all the guys take one step away from him*
alice: EWWW THERE'S A HOMO IN THE HOUSE! EWWW
jasper: then why is the club called goofy goobers when you obviously dont have any manhood?
bob: CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE FINE!!
jasper: AHHH! *jumps on top of emmett* GET ME AWAY FROM THIS FAG!!
bob: come back babe!
jasper: AHHH! * screams like a girl* TAKE ALICE FIRST!
alice: WHAT?! *turns to bob*
STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN. I KNOW TYQUANDO!
bob: I KNOW HOMOQUANDO!
rosalie: AND I GONNA WHOOP YO ASS! (a/n:think about madea if you seen the movie)
bob: HAHAHA EDWARD I WANNA GO...SHOPPING! (a/n: think about the movie white chicks)
alice: AHHH ME TOO!
jasper: alice havent i always told you dont talk to homos? (a/n: we have nothing against homos)
alice: yes.... BUT I NEED A NEW THONG!
jasper: I GOT YOU BABE
alice: does that mean you're coming too?
jasper: hell naw i aint coming, that homo would be trying to touch my butt!
alice: fine i'll just get emmy to
emmett: YEA I'LL GO!
rose: the hell you will. you're gonna rub my feet
emmett:EEEWWWW BUT YOU HAVE HAVE BUNIONS AND TOES FUNGUS!
rosalie: well you have back achne
jasper: bb baby got backne (a/n: from another cinderella story haha)
bella: EWWW EMMETT, YOU HAD BACKNE? THATS SICK!
emmett: ugh* reaching towards his back*
bella can you pop this pimple? i cant reach it
bella: i'll go get my googles
edward: eww bella you better not. that gooey zit stuff will get all over the house
bella: but we use it for our paintball wars..
alice: ewww bob lets go. i dont want that nasty stuff on my prada dress. it stinks and the stain is VERY hard to get out.
jasper: hurry back
alice: love ya!
bob: love you too jazzy *blows kiss at him
jasper: *cringes*
rosalie: *walks down the stairs* oh man whose that bob guy cause he is CUTE
emmett: rose. hes gay
rosalie: oh....never mind.
jasper: ewww rose you are a homo lover
rosalie: I AM NOT!.....I JUST DIDNT KNOW...
edward: whatever rose has a thing for gay guys
rosalie: whatever *walks off*
bob: did she have a gender change?
emmett: hell naw thats my wife you fag!
bob: yea thats what you think
emmett: .....
bob: whats wrong emmett?
emmett: .... where did you come from anyway? i thought you was with alice.
bob: shh dont tell anybody but that girl is one freaky bitch
alice: HEY I HEARD THAT!!
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OOOOOH CLIFIE. plz tell me if you like it. and also if you would like for me to add anything to the story plz leave your ideas for me as comments and i will try to add your ideas as soon as possible =)
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jasper: *walkin down stairs in baggy pants, a shirt and gold chains*
I PARTY LIKE A VAMPIRE, PRAY IT LIKE A PREACHER, WALKIN DOWN STAIRS IN MY HUNDRED DOLLAR SNEAKERS
bella: jasper..what are you doing?
jasper: RAPPIN IN MY BAGGY PANTS AND WALKING DOWN THA STAIRS NOW TURN YO HEAD THA RITGH AND WATCH THAT BIG GUY BREAK IT DOWN *emmett is break dancing*
bob: HEY EVERBODY!
edward: BOB!!!!
bella: who the hell is bob?
edward: *starts to sing a song with bob* IM A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, YOUR A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, WE'RE A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!
emmett: ugh! i hate that song. this is my song. "you get the best of both worlds, chill it out take it slow, then you rock out the show!*off-key*
jasper: OUCH YOU JUST BUSTED MY EAR DRUM YOU BIG GOOBER!
bob: sorry jazzy!!
bella: bob...are you gay?....
edward: bella! do you have no respect for the goofy goober club?
bob: yes indeed i am. *all the guys take one step away from him*
alice: EWWW THERE'S A HOMO IN THE HOUSE! EWWW
jasper: then why is the club called goofy goobers when you obviously dont have any manhood?
bob: CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE FINE!!
jasper: AHHH! *jumps on top of emmett* GET ME AWAY FROM THIS FAG!!
bob: come back babe!
jasper: AHHH! * screams like a girl* TAKE ALICE FIRST!
alice: WHAT?! *turns to bob*
STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN. I KNOW TYQUANDO!
bob: I KNOW HOMOQUANDO!
rosalie: AND I GONNA WHOOP YO ASS! (a/n:think about madea if you seen the movie)
bob: HAHAHA EDWARD I WANNA GO...SHOPPING! (a/n: think about the movie white chicks)
alice: AHHH ME TOO!
jasper: alice havent i always told you dont talk to homos? (a/n: we have nothing against homos)
alice: yes.... BUT I NEED A NEW THONG!
jasper: I GOT YOU BABE
alice: does that mean you're coming too?
jasper: hell naw i aint coming, that homo would be trying to touch my butt!
alice: fine i'll just get emmy to
emmett: YEA I'LL GO!
rose: the hell you will. you're gonna rub my feet
emmett:EEEWWWW BUT YOU HAVE HAVE BUNIONS AND TOES FUNGUS!
rosalie: well you have back achne
jasper: bb baby got backne (a/n: from another cinderella story haha)
bella: EWWW EMMETT, YOU HAD BACKNE? THATS SICK!
emmett: ugh* reaching towards his back*
bella can you pop this pimple? i cant reach it
bella: i'll go get my googles
edward: eww bella you better not. that gooey zit stuff will get all over the house
bella: but we use it for our paintball wars..
alice: ewww bob lets go. i dont want that nasty stuff on my prada dress. it stinks and the stain is VERY hard to get out.
jasper: hurry back
alice: love ya!
bob: love you too jazzy *blows kiss at him
jasper: *cringes*
rosalie: *walks down the stairs* oh man whose that bob guy cause he is CUTE
emmett: rose. hes gay
rosalie: oh....never mind.
jasper: ewww rose you are a homo lover
rosalie: I AM NOT!.....I JUST DIDNT KNOW...
edward: whatever rose has a thing for gay guys
rosalie: whatever *walks off*
bob: did she have a gender change?
emmett: hell naw thats my wife you fag!
bob: yea thats what you think
emmett: .....
bob: whats wrong emmett?
emmett: .... where did you come from anyway? i thought you was with alice.
bob: shh dont tell anybody but that girl is one freaky bitch
alice: HEY I HEARD THAT!!
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OOOOOH CLIFIE. plz tell me if you like it. and also if you would like for me to add anything to the story plz leave your ideas for me as comments and i will try to add your ideas as soon as possible =)