previously-
bella: lookeddyigotpixiestixsimveryhyper!
edward:i can see that love. Bella listen im wanted dead or alive
bella: *turns her head like a dog* huh?
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edward: i jumped on mike cause..." i put on for my lady on on for my lady (a/n: they're sing/rapping)
bella:*jumps on the table and sings* now you can have whatever you like, i said you can have whatever you like yeah..now lets go, play checkers (a/n: checkers is a inside joke between us three, it doesnt mean the board game.....just think about BD..)..we can pop bottles all night baby you have whatever you like
edward: the skank is dead,newton's on ice (in the morgue) we can play checkers all night
bella: you can have whatever you like
emmett:what is this, karoke night? *jumps on an invisible stage and strips* "im tellin you to loosen up my buttons baby but you keep frontin, u said what gonna do to me(uh-uh) but i see nothin
rosalie: im in love with a stripper
emmett: got the body of a goddess, got eyes butter pecan brown i see you girl (droppin low) she comin down from the ceiling (to the floor yeah)
bella: i'd do anything to get away from these perves
alice: yea...
rosalie: WHOOO! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
emmett: i move my body like a cyclone and i make her wanna do it all night long
edward: shawty had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, the whole club was looking at her, she hit tha floor, next thing you know shawty got low low low low low low low low low
bella: i didnt know you could rap..
edward: i can beat bop too
alice: ooohhh my turn! "G-L-A-M-O-ROUS yeah G-L-A-M-O-ROUS we flyin first class, up in the sky, poppin champange. livin the life, in the fast lane, i wont change by the glamorous flossy flossy
jasper: feel free to join emmett alice
emmett: im bossy im the first girl to scream on the track, i switched up the beat of the drum thats right i brought all the boys to the yard and that right im the one who tattoed on his arm , im bossy im the bitch yall love to hate, im the chick that raises the stakes, i told young stanley he should switch the bape, im back with an 808 cause m bossy!
rosalie: ok that sucked the sexy right out of ya
emmett: im sorry babe.
carlisle: hey i didnt get to go yet! "lolly lolly lolly leet me see you pop dat body *esme starts poppin*
bella: no esme you do it like this*starts poppin*
alice:yall both aint got no rhythm *starts crumping and break dancing and a baby slides out*
(a/n: you would understand if you have watched the trailer for the movie dance flick at traileraddict.com, its hilarious)
oops.....JASPER COME LOOK YOU'RE A DADDY!
jasper:awwww he looks just like.......
emmett: *starts crying*
rosalie: wow emmett thats really a turn off
emmett: i cant help it. its just so.....ugly *wipes a tear*
alice: *cries* i wanted my baby to look like its daddy!
bella: im sorry for your loss *all suddenly starts crying* im an aunt to an ugly child!
emmett: um you trying to say im ugly?
bella:yep you look like the hulk!
emmett: *in a girl voice* nun uh i know that purple and green soooo dont go together
bella: i was talking about his face
emmett: that jessica girl said i was hot.. and her friend lauren
bella: they're skanks
emmett: oh shut it you're a slut
edward: oh know you just didnt!
rosalie: oh yeah he just did you man-whore
bella: *slaps rosalie* dont you talk to him like that! *breakes a window while fighting*
esme: you're both GROUNDED!
bella and rosalie to edward and emmett: THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
bella: stupid hoe you made me break a window
esme: hey watch your language *looks around* awww damn yall broke my good vase! *everbody gasps*
bella: can i see eddy if its strictly business (a/n: hint to the checkers)
esme: i guess...
yay! lets play checkers then "i'll take you to the candy shop (dododo)cause i need more pixie stixs"
edward: okay but only if i get chocolate covered pickles (a/n: those things are NASTY! we were stupid enough to try it)
bella:whatever those things are nasty
edward:no pixie dust (a/n: pixie stixs)
bella: awww man! if i cant have pixie dust hen you cant have ccp (a/n: short for chocolate covered pickles)
emmett: ooh ooh can i come?! can i?! can i?!
bella: if you go make eddy some ccp
emmett: what ccp?
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DAY 1
here is day 1 (and chpt 2) plz tell me if you like it and thank you everybody who reviewed on chapter 1 =). written by edwardawsome,ec_and_hg_4ever, and I
bella: lookeddyigotpixiestixsimveryhyper!
edward:i can see that love. Bella listen im wanted dead or alive
bella: *turns her head like a dog* huh?
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edward: i jumped on mike cause..." i put on for my lady on on for my lady (a/n: they're sing/rapping)
bella:*jumps on the table and sings* now you can have whatever you like, i said you can have whatever you like yeah..now lets go, play checkers (a/n: checkers is a inside joke between us three, it doesnt mean the board game.....just think about BD..)..we can pop bottles all night baby you have whatever you like
edward: the skank is dead,newton's on ice (in the morgue) we can play checkers all night
bella: you can have whatever you like
emmett:what is this, karoke night? *jumps on an invisible stage and strips* "im tellin you to loosen up my buttons baby but you keep frontin, u said what gonna do to me(uh-uh) but i see nothin
rosalie: im in love with a stripper
emmett: got the body of a goddess, got eyes butter pecan brown i see you girl (droppin low) she comin down from the ceiling (to the floor yeah)
bella: i'd do anything to get away from these perves
alice: yea...
rosalie: WHOOO! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
emmett: i move my body like a cyclone and i make her wanna do it all night long
edward: shawty had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, the whole club was looking at her, she hit tha floor, next thing you know shawty got low low low low low low low low low
bella: i didnt know you could rap..
edward: i can beat bop too
alice: ooohhh my turn! "G-L-A-M-O-ROUS yeah G-L-A-M-O-ROUS we flyin first class, up in the sky, poppin champange. livin the life, in the fast lane, i wont change by the glamorous flossy flossy
jasper: feel free to join emmett alice
emmett: im bossy im the first girl to scream on the track, i switched up the beat of the drum thats right i brought all the boys to the yard and that right im the one who tattoed on his arm , im bossy im the bitch yall love to hate, im the chick that raises the stakes, i told young stanley he should switch the bape, im back with an 808 cause m bossy!
rosalie: ok that sucked the sexy right out of ya
emmett: im sorry babe.
carlisle: hey i didnt get to go yet! "lolly lolly lolly leet me see you pop dat body *esme starts poppin*
bella: no esme you do it like this*starts poppin*
alice:yall both aint got no rhythm *starts crumping and break dancing and a baby slides out*
(a/n: you would understand if you have watched the trailer for the movie dance flick at traileraddict.com, its hilarious)
oops.....JASPER COME LOOK YOU'RE A DADDY!
jasper:awwww he looks just like.......
emmett: *starts crying*
rosalie: wow emmett thats really a turn off
emmett: i cant help it. its just so.....ugly *wipes a tear*
alice: *cries* i wanted my baby to look like its daddy!
bella: im sorry for your loss *all suddenly starts crying* im an aunt to an ugly child!
emmett: um you trying to say im ugly?
bella:yep you look like the hulk!
emmett: *in a girl voice* nun uh i know that purple and green soooo dont go together
bella: i was talking about his face
emmett: that jessica girl said i was hot.. and her friend lauren
bella: they're skanks
emmett: oh shut it you're a slut
edward: oh know you just didnt!
rosalie: oh yeah he just did you man-whore
bella: *slaps rosalie* dont you talk to him like that! *breakes a window while fighting*
esme: you're both GROUNDED!
bella and rosalie to edward and emmett: THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
bella: stupid hoe you made me break a window
esme: hey watch your language *looks around* awww damn yall broke my good vase! *everbody gasps*
bella: can i see eddy if its strictly business (a/n: hint to the checkers)
esme: i guess...
yay! lets play checkers then "i'll take you to the candy shop (dododo)cause i need more pixie stixs"
edward: okay but only if i get chocolate covered pickles (a/n: those things are NASTY! we were stupid enough to try it)
bella:whatever those things are nasty
edward:no pixie dust (a/n: pixie stixs)
bella: awww man! if i cant have pixie dust hen you cant have ccp (a/n: short for chocolate covered pickles)
emmett: ooh ooh can i come?! can i?! can i?!
bella: if you go make eddy some ccp
emmett: what ccp?
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DAY 1
here is day 1 (and chpt 2) plz tell me if you like it and thank you everybody who reviewed on chapter 1 =). written by edwardawsome,ec_and_hg_4ever, and I
ok people we all know edward is hot.but do you know why ok here it is!!!!!
1.edward is beyound pretty
2.he can run faster then his famly
3.he sparkals in the sun
4.he is strong.(who dose not like strong boys!)
5.he is a bad boy
ok all of you can wright comments on what i missed. i won't make a fuss about it k. but you all agrey with me wright.i know some of you are team jake,emmet,jasper,carlisle or somthinglike that k :D
edward is hot to me i don't care what you think!!!!:D
1.edward is beyound pretty
2.he can run faster then his famly
3.he sparkals in the sun
4.he is strong.(who dose not like strong boys!)
5.he is a bad boy
ok all of you can wright comments on what i missed. i won't make a fuss about it k. but you all agrey with me wright.i know some of you are team jake,emmet,jasper,carlisle or somthinglike that k :D
edward is hot to me i don't care what you think!!!!:D
Usernames:
Edward: i_luv_my_bella
Bella: i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND
Alice: i_c_ur_future
Carlisle: Dr_vamp_man
i_luv_my_bella is signing
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND is signing on
i_c_ur_future is signing on
i_luv_my_bella: Hi hi Belly and Ally!!!!!!
i_c_ur_future: Awkward, dude!
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: OME, is he OK, Alice?
i_c_ur_future: How should I know?!?! HELP! EDWARD'S GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!
i_luv_my_bella: me no crazeeeey.
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Are you sure, because you spelled CRAZY wrong.
i_c_ur_future: I've got to go! Jazz wants to "Play games!"
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Ali-
i_c_ur_future is signing off
Dr_vamp_man is signing on
Dr_vamp_man: I heard about Edward.
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Is he OK?
Dr_vamp_man: The truth is, he has vampiremonoculosis.
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: OH NO! Wait, what is that?
The End of Chapter 1
Sorry It's so short! the next chapter will be WAY LONGER! Sorry
Edward: i_luv_my_bella
Bella: i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND
Alice: i_c_ur_future
Carlisle: Dr_vamp_man
i_luv_my_bella is signing
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND is signing on
i_c_ur_future is signing on
i_luv_my_bella: Hi hi Belly and Ally!!!!!!
i_c_ur_future: Awkward, dude!
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: OME, is he OK, Alice?
i_c_ur_future: How should I know?!?! HELP! EDWARD'S GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!
i_luv_my_bella: me no crazeeeey.
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Are you sure, because you spelled CRAZY wrong.
i_c_ur_future: I've got to go! Jazz wants to "Play games!"
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Ali-
i_c_ur_future is signing off
Dr_vamp_man is signing on
Dr_vamp_man: I heard about Edward.
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Is he OK?
Dr_vamp_man: The truth is, he has vampiremonoculosis.
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: OH NO! Wait, what is that?
The End of Chapter 1
Sorry It's so short! the next chapter will be WAY LONGER! Sorry