. Ask him if he even knows what Quiche is, or does he just think he was named some random word?
2. Tell him daily that Ichigo hates him.
3. While he is sleeping, replace his dragon swords with copies of them you have made from toilet roll tubes.
4. Make comments about his strange clothing.
5. And his hair.
6. Walk up to him, look at him seriously, and say "I know what you did Brian." Then walk off without explaining anything.
7. Buy him strawberry patterned pyjamas, and make him wear them in front of Pai and Taruto.
8. Get Pai to leave the ship for a while, so Kisshu has the responsibility of looking after Taruto, but 20 bags of sugar, feed them all to Taruto.
9. Every morning say to him that you swear his ears keep growing.
10. And that soon they will completely engulf his head.
11. Watch Pingu with him.
12. Call his ribbon things Butt-Tape,
13. Go "Kisshu, I am your father."
14. Cover his bedroom with pictures of Masaya.
15. Sing romantic songs about him and Masaya.
16. Give him lots of pet kittens, name them all Ichigo, and make sure all of them are grumpy and sure to hate him.
17. Paint his room pink, and tell him it was because of Ichigo.
18. Tell Pai that Kisshu broke his computer, but he might be dead before he got chance to be annoyed…
19. Make him eat Ichigo's cooking, saying "If you really love her more than Masaya does, then you'll eat ALL of it in less than ten minutes!"
20. When you do that, make sure he has no water or other types of drink near him; he is not allowed to try and wash the taste away.
21. And make sure he can't hold his nose.
22. Somehow take away his ability to fly or teleport, and leave him at the bottom of a really high cliff, with lots of steps to the top, very steep ones.
23. When he finally gets back up to where you are, pretend you've restored his ability, then laugh when he can't get back to the ship.
24. Tell him that his time you really well make him be able to fly again, but only after he says "Antidisestablishmentarianism" 300 times, without pausing for more than a second.
25. Throw Taruto at him.
26. Dress him up as Masaya.
27. Say that he's an Eskimo.
28. Call him Fatty.
29. Stand outside his bedroom door ALL night, humming Strawberry Power. (Ichigo's theme song, I think.)
30. When he starts getting really annoyed at you for this, start crying really loud, and don't stop for 3hours. (make sure this happens in public.)
2. Tell him daily that Ichigo hates him.
3. While he is sleeping, replace his dragon swords with copies of them you have made from toilet roll tubes.
4. Make comments about his strange clothing.
5. And his hair.
6. Walk up to him, look at him seriously, and say "I know what you did Brian." Then walk off without explaining anything.
7. Buy him strawberry patterned pyjamas, and make him wear them in front of Pai and Taruto.
8. Get Pai to leave the ship for a while, so Kisshu has the responsibility of looking after Taruto, but 20 bags of sugar, feed them all to Taruto.
9. Every morning say to him that you swear his ears keep growing.
10. And that soon they will completely engulf his head.
11. Watch Pingu with him.
12. Call his ribbon things Butt-Tape,
13. Go "Kisshu, I am your father."
14. Cover his bedroom with pictures of Masaya.
15. Sing romantic songs about him and Masaya.
16. Give him lots of pet kittens, name them all Ichigo, and make sure all of them are grumpy and sure to hate him.
17. Paint his room pink, and tell him it was because of Ichigo.
18. Tell Pai that Kisshu broke his computer, but he might be dead before he got chance to be annoyed…
19. Make him eat Ichigo's cooking, saying "If you really love her more than Masaya does, then you'll eat ALL of it in less than ten minutes!"
20. When you do that, make sure he has no water or other types of drink near him; he is not allowed to try and wash the taste away.
21. And make sure he can't hold his nose.
22. Somehow take away his ability to fly or teleport, and leave him at the bottom of a really high cliff, with lots of steps to the top, very steep ones.
23. When he finally gets back up to where you are, pretend you've restored his ability, then laugh when he can't get back to the ship.
24. Tell him that his time you really well make him be able to fly again, but only after he says "Antidisestablishmentarianism" 300 times, without pausing for more than a second.
25. Throw Taruto at him.
26. Dress him up as Masaya.
27. Say that he's an Eskimo.
28. Call him Fatty.
29. Stand outside his bedroom door ALL night, humming Strawberry Power. (Ichigo's theme song, I think.)
30. When he starts getting really annoyed at you for this, start crying really loud, and don't stop for 3hours. (make sure this happens in public.)
1. Insist that he is a furby.
2. Keep calling him useless.
3. Pull all his fur off so he's just a load of wires.
4. Shut him in cupboards and say it was an accident.
5. Get his name wrong all the time.
6. Ask him is he actually has a gender.
7. Sit on him.
8. Carry him around with you, and swing you arm like you would with a bag so he's getting rattled about.
9. Play drums on him.
10. Put him in an aquarium tank, say it was because you wanted to know whether or not he could survive underwater.
11. Tell him that he's being replaced, by one of those pink poodle robots.
12. Throw him out of your car in the middle of a desert, so he has to fly back to the café.
13. Do this again, except with an aeroplane instead of a car.
14. Constantly claim to Ryou and Keiichiro that he isn't working.
15. Give him to a dog as a squishy toy.
2. Keep calling him useless.
3. Pull all his fur off so he's just a load of wires.
4. Shut him in cupboards and say it was an accident.
5. Get his name wrong all the time.
6. Ask him is he actually has a gender.
7. Sit on him.
8. Carry him around with you, and swing you arm like you would with a bag so he's getting rattled about.
9. Play drums on him.
10. Put him in an aquarium tank, say it was because you wanted to know whether or not he could survive underwater.
11. Tell him that he's being replaced, by one of those pink poodle robots.
12. Throw him out of your car in the middle of a desert, so he has to fly back to the café.
13. Do this again, except with an aeroplane instead of a car.
14. Constantly claim to Ryou and Keiichiro that he isn't working.
15. Give him to a dog as a squishy toy.