1. When she's messing about, standing on that giant ball, pop it with a needle.
2. Laugh hysterically every time she gets hurt.
3. Whenever she does a trick, no matter how impressive it is, just say "I can do better than that, that's easy."
4. If she forces you to actually try and do the trick, even when you fail horribly, act like you did it perfectly.
5. Keep calling monkeys gross.
6. Ignore the fact she's actually a monkey and keep acting like her animal is a Gorilla.
7. Keep nagging her to use her attack, because you want jelly.
8. Tease her about her and Taruto.
9. Walk into the café, yell "Tambourine Trench!" and walk out again.
10. Keep mistaking her age for 6.
11. Hide Taruto under her bed.
12. Whenever you have a conversation with her, make sure to use rude words at least three times in each sentence. If she asks you what they mean, just laugh and say "Ha, little kids are so dumb."
13. Tell her that if she can't hang more than 15 spoons on her face at one time, then you'll tell Taruto that she loves Pai. Cover the spoons with grease.
14. Find videos on the internet of monkeys doing disgusting stuff, show them to Pudding.
15. Steal all the food in her house.
16. Sneak into her house and feed all her siblings massive amounts of sugar.
17. Play drums on her head.
18. Paint her love test machine the same color as you dyed Mints hair.
19. Treat her like a 3 year old, but exaggerate it a bit, when it gets to four 'O' clock, tell her its bedtime.
20. Paint all her possessions with Ketchup and mustard, tell her the only way to get it clean is to lick it all off, all of it.
21. Keep saying she's a Goth.
22. Take her to an amusement park, but only let her go on the baby rides, no matter how much she wants to go on the others.
23. Say that its wrong for her to love Taruto, because he's actually her and Masaya's son, if you are actually convince enough to make her think this is true, then: 1. You have performed a miracle. 2. Get a video camera, and some popcorn.
24. Throw breadcrumbs at her, for at least 3 hours a day.
25. Tell her you kidnapped Taruto and hid him in Ryou's bedroom, make sure she believes you, and that Ryou is in his room at the time.
26. Give her electric shocks until her hair has gone really static.
27. Give her really Gothic looking tattoos in her sleep.
28. Start trying to give her tart education lessons.
29. Tell her that Keiichiro is plotting world domination. This is another one to have to make sound really convincing.
30. After spending weeks treating her like a baby, suddenly start calling her Granny.
2. Laugh hysterically every time she gets hurt.
3. Whenever she does a trick, no matter how impressive it is, just say "I can do better than that, that's easy."
4. If she forces you to actually try and do the trick, even when you fail horribly, act like you did it perfectly.
5. Keep calling monkeys gross.
6. Ignore the fact she's actually a monkey and keep acting like her animal is a Gorilla.
7. Keep nagging her to use her attack, because you want jelly.
8. Tease her about her and Taruto.
9. Walk into the café, yell "Tambourine Trench!" and walk out again.
10. Keep mistaking her age for 6.
11. Hide Taruto under her bed.
12. Whenever you have a conversation with her, make sure to use rude words at least three times in each sentence. If she asks you what they mean, just laugh and say "Ha, little kids are so dumb."
13. Tell her that if she can't hang more than 15 spoons on her face at one time, then you'll tell Taruto that she loves Pai. Cover the spoons with grease.
14. Find videos on the internet of monkeys doing disgusting stuff, show them to Pudding.
15. Steal all the food in her house.
16. Sneak into her house and feed all her siblings massive amounts of sugar.
17. Play drums on her head.
18. Paint her love test machine the same color as you dyed Mints hair.
19. Treat her like a 3 year old, but exaggerate it a bit, when it gets to four 'O' clock, tell her its bedtime.
20. Paint all her possessions with Ketchup and mustard, tell her the only way to get it clean is to lick it all off, all of it.
21. Keep saying she's a Goth.
22. Take her to an amusement park, but only let her go on the baby rides, no matter how much she wants to go on the others.
23. Say that its wrong for her to love Taruto, because he's actually her and Masaya's son, if you are actually convince enough to make her think this is true, then: 1. You have performed a miracle. 2. Get a video camera, and some popcorn.
24. Throw breadcrumbs at her, for at least 3 hours a day.
25. Tell her you kidnapped Taruto and hid him in Ryou's bedroom, make sure she believes you, and that Ryou is in his room at the time.
26. Give her electric shocks until her hair has gone really static.
27. Give her really Gothic looking tattoos in her sleep.
28. Start trying to give her tart education lessons.
29. Tell her that Keiichiro is plotting world domination. This is another one to have to make sound really convincing.
30. After spending weeks treating her like a baby, suddenly start calling her Granny.