Al Gore has just won the Nobel Peace Prize to go along with his Oscar. George W. Bush has just won the blood of thousands of Americans on his hands, which will go nicely with the oil that is pouring from his pockets.
*Not Daily Show associated, but an article that is getting me called Un-American, and I thought Daily Show fans may enjoy it. If it is not welcome, please let me know and I will remove it immediately. Thank you*