I saw this on The Mentalist, so credit to magsf99. I changed a few of the Mentalist-related options and made them more BBT related.

You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below.
It doesn’t take a PhD!

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I bought gift baskets for
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I said "Bazinga!" to
6h AM/PM → I teased
7h AM/PM → I bowled with
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I tried to blow up the head of
10h AM/PM → I explained Schrödinger’s Cat to
11h AM/PM → I gave a long hug to
12h AM/PM → I lime-kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Sheldon
02 or 32 min → Leonard
03 or 33 min → Penny
04 or 34 min → Raj
05 or 35 min → Howard
06 or 36 min → Mrs. Cooper
07 or 37 min → Mrs. Hofstadter
08 or 38 min → Mrs. Koothrapali
09 or 39 min → Mrs. Wolowitz
10 or 40 min → Dr. Koothrapali
11 or 41 min → Bernadette
12 or 42 min → Stuart
13 or 43 min → Leslie Winkle
14 or 44 min → Barry Kripke
15 or 45 min → Dr. Gablehauser
16 or 46 min → Mee Maw
17 or 47 min → Penny and Leonard
18 or 48 min → Penny and Sheldon
19 or 49 min → Howard and Bernadette
20 or 50 min → Ramona
21 or 51 min → Christy
22 or 52 min → Stephanie
23 or 53 min → Mrs. Grossinger
24 or 54 min → Alicia
25 or 55 min → Justin
26 or 56 min → Althea
27 or 57 min → Sheldon, Leonard, Penny, Howard, and Raj
28 or 58 min → Amy Farrah Fowler
29 or 59 min → Zack
30 or 00 min → Mrs. Gunderson

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I drank milk and it tasted funny
Red → because I sold my soul to the company store.
Blue → because friends do not get their friends Care Bears all sweaty.
Green → because I'm a failure at everything and my breath smells like fly
Purple → because it’s fun to say Schnapps
Gray → because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon, and isn't that just a little sad?
Yellow → because someone offered me a ton of money
Orange → because we can wait a few more days.
Brown → because our babies will be smart and beautiful
Tie-Dye→ because the psychic told me I would!
Other → because he/she gave me the moving finger.
shirtless → because I love myself