"Hello?" Gwen picked up her vibrating phone, slightly annoyed that someone would be calling her while she was doing homework.
"Hey, Gwen?" Answered Sierra.
"Oh, hey, Sierra. What is it?"
"Come over to my house; there's something we need to dicuss."
The goth raised an eyebrow, but the fangirl had already hung up.
Later, at Sierra's house, the rest of the gang was already gathered in a circle, including Esper.
"Okay, there is something really strange going on."
"Have the fangirls finally stopped harassing Gwen?" Asked Duncan sarcastically.
"Haha, no. But..it's about Heather. I'm worried about her."
"...Why should I care?"
"Because if you don't care, I'm gonna tell my good friend DxCforlife on YouTube all those awful things you said about Courtney." Threatened Esper.
"..Anyway, remember when Mr. Quimby's wife came?" Sierra asked.
"Ugh, that bitchy librarian?" Courtney wrinkled her nose, disgusted.
"Yeah, her. And Zeke bit her?"
"Oh, I TOTALLY remember!!" Izzy giggled. "The entire class was howling with laughter!"
"Yeah, everyone except Heather. And she HATES Ms. Quimby."
"What does this mean?" Trent asked. "That either Heather has a bigger heart than we thought, or her mind was one something-or someone-else!" Explained Sierra.
Katie gasped. "So..you're saying..Heather's in LOVE?"
"Yes!"
Katie, Sadie, and Lindsay engaged in a group EEEEE, prompting everyone else to cover their ears.
Justin, meanwhile, had his back turned from everyone else; he had been developing a plan to get back at Heather for season 1.
And now, he knew exactly how to do it.
"Spring, O spring,
With your trees pointing high,
Your white, puffy clouds-
"No, no, no, NO!" Yelled the chorus teacher, annoyed. "Mon dieu, Mademoiselle Thorn! I cannot beileve you can't even sing a simple C note!"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Mastero; I guess my mind's somewhere else today." Heather mock-apologized.
"Are you kidding me? Your mind has been somewhere else all week!"
As teacher and student argued, Gwen whispered to Courtney, "She's got it bad, alright. But for who?"
"We can't just ask her; she'd probably kill us."
"So how do we find out?"
"Think about this; who was Heather most intrested in during the show?"
"Justin, Alejandro, Duncan a little, and Harold..but only a tiny bit, that guy Zack.. "
"Well, let's take Harold off; he's taken already, and Alejandro; as far as we're concerened, she hates her guts."
"So..now what?"
"Let's just take it nice and easy."
"Who is it, Heather?!" Yelled Izzy, shaking the queen bee like she was a Christmas present.
"This is not nice and easy." Gwen said, sweatdropping.
"Well, you shouldn't have called Izzy." Courtney replied.
"What do you mean who?!" Snapped Heather, unamused.
"C'mon, Heather, just spill it! We know you're in love with someone! Now c'mon, who is it?!" The psychotic redhead asked.
"NOBODY! I'm not in love!"
"Don't lie!"
"I am not!
"C'mon, Heather.." Courtney said. "We're trying to make this easy for you."
"Fine, it's Zack." Heather lied.
"Zack? Why didn't you say so? ZACK! HEY, ZACK!!"
"Heather likes Zack?" Owen asked, mouth open. "Whoa."
"Dude, close your mouth. We're eating." Noah shook his head.
"Oh, puh-leeze," Sierra said, trying to feed Cody to no avail. "Zack's not her type, and Heather's not his type. It would NEVER work out! It's obvious Heather's secret beau is one of us from Total Drama!"
"But who?"
"Why don't you go check?" Esper asked, putting a hand on Alejandro's shoulders. "You are one of her closest...aquaintences.." Then, she whispered, "I think it's you.."
"What? Ridiculez! She doesn't want anything to do with me!" The arch villain tore away from her arms, annoyed.
"Seriously, I think she's into you, and I know you're kinda into her too."
"Estúpido. Blasfemia. You're loco."
"Okay, fine."
Justin was watching the whole scene, smiling evily.
Oh, this is perfect. Alejandro crushing on Heather? This whole 'Queen Bee In Amor" thing has gotten a lot more intresting!
Why? Why can't I stop thinking about him? This is so..un-me! I've never in my life obsessed over some dumb boy..
Heather felt her phone vibrate, and she picked it up. "Hello?"
"Heather? Are you there?" Alejandro asked.
"What do you want, Ale-not worth my time?"
"Just..wanted to check on you. I heard you've been acting differently latley."
"Oh, really?"
"Okay, Esper kept teasing me into calling you. But that didn't mean I didn't want to.."
Heather snarled. "If you cared about me, you wouldn't have pulled that stunt in Hawaii."
"..I forgot to apologize for that..when I heard you were in the hospital, do you know what I did?"
"Cheered? Jumped for joy?"
"No..I hit myself in the face, so many times. I hated myself for hurting you."
"......."
"..Heather?"
"Goodbye!"
Slamming the phone on the ground, the queen bee groaned and shoved her burning face into a pillow. Dammit, Alejandro, why do you always have to be so..so..ugh!
"Daydreaming about your mystery man, huh?"
Heather turned to Justin, scowling. "What do you want?"
"Just to tell you: I know all about your little 'love situation'. So you either admit you like Al, or whoever or I'll spill it to everyone."
"His name is Alejandro, idiot. And if I didn't spill it to Izzy, then I'm not spilling it to you."
"I was just saying..whoever it is you're crushing on, they must have a slut fetish. You're a bigger one than Gwen."
"Leave me alone!"
"Hey, Justin."
The two of them turned to Heather's phone, having heard Alejandro's voice.
"Stop messing with her or I will come over there and rip your balls off, you hear me?"
Heather grinned; both greatfully and in amusement, and Justin scoffed and left.
"You're still there?" She called, the grin still visible on her face.
"I am. So sue me." Answered Alejandro, glad she wasn't mad anymore. "And thanks for standing up for me."
"I only did it because I hate Justin more than I hate you."
"You don't hate me."
"Whatever."
Heather hung up the phone, still smiling. She let out a sigh.
The next day, everyone had gathered for an assembly (there was to be some kind of fundraiser in town), but the speaker had arrived late, so the kids relaxed and hung out.
"So, Heather..met any good guys latley?" Lindsay asked, wincing when Sierra elbowed her. "That's not a good way to ask her!"
"Huh?" Mumbled Heather. "I didn't hear that.."
Attention, Gallagher High School!
The gang looked up, surprised. A picture of Heather was shown onscreen, surrounded by a heart.
"The heck?" Duncan asked, confused.
"Who turned on the History Channel?" Ezekiel asked.
I have an announcement to make, an announcement that will change this school, or freak you all out!
Our local bitch, Heather Thorn, is in LOVE!
The freshmen 'ewwwed', the sophmores gasped and laughed, and the seniors awwed.
"Whoa! Did NOT know that!" Gasped Owen.
"Um, we did, remember?" Noah told him.
That's right, everyone, that ugly, slutty, bitchy, putrid girl is in love! I heard Sierra say so and Izzy, Courtney, Gwen, Katie, Beth, Lindsay, and Sadie are all witnesses!
"Dude..IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!" Geoff yelled, and started running around and screaming.
But the question is, with who? The possibilities are right here, staring us in the eye, ladies and gents! Zack Thornton and Alejandro Burromuerto!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Zack rose to the feet embarassedly. "I'm not into Heather! I hardly even KNOW her!"
Then we have a winner, people! Heather likes Alejandro!
At that point, the kids went crazy. Everyone started to laugh and holler, with the freshmen singing the K-I-S-S-I-N-G song and Esper rambling on and on about the couple.
Amist the madness, Alejandro stood up, and pulled the curtains.
There sat Justin, speaking into a microphone.
"...Pay no attention to the totally hot stud behing the-AGH!"
"How dare you!" Growled the Latin, fury in his voice. He pushed Justin down and began to punch him. "I-will-make-you-PAY!!!"
"Hey! You guys stop it!" The principal, along with a few teachers, ran over to stop the scuffle.
"You've gone too far this time, Hardison!!" Yelled Alejandro, thrashing his arms.
"Cut the crap, Burromuertto, you've been into that girl since you nearly killed her in Hawaii, which I think you should have done!" Justin said back.
"Don't you dare speak to her that way!"
"Oh, you mean the whore?"
"Maldito hijo de-"
"Stop it, you two, this minute!" The principal yelled. "You both just baught yourselves a detention."
"May I...may I go check on Heather? Please." Alejandro huffed.
"..Yes. But you'd better hurry up."
No..
They know, they all know..even he knows..
They must be making fun of me right now..oh god..
Heather was sitting in the courtyard, her head in her hands. Why'd I have to fall in friggin' love??
"You alright?" Alejandro's voice was heard, along with footsteps.
Damn Alejandro..stupid Alejandro..
"Go away!" Heather yelled, her hands still covering her face.
"You know, you're crabby, even when you're sad." The arch villain smiled and pulled her hands from her face.
"I'm not sad. I'm humiliated and mad as hell."
"Either way, I don't care."
"Why are you even checking up on me?" Heather looked into Alejandro's eyes.
"You know those scenes in the movies when the main character is all sad and their crush comes out of nowhere to cheer them up? It's like that." Replied Alejandro, still smiling.
"Ew. I don't watch that crap."
"I knew you'd say that."
"What are you doing here?"
"Well, I was worried about you; I beat up an ugly douche for you."
"I don't care."
"Of course you do."
"No I don't!"
"You don't have to be shy about it.." Alejandro said. "It may seem scary to let your feelings out, but you won't have to deal with it, later. And I'll let you on a secret-I'm kinda scared too."
"You? Scared? Of what? You're so damn flawless and damn perfect; what could YOU be scared of?"
"I was scared of approaching you because I'dd knew you'd either scream at me or cry like a baby."
Should I tell him? WHat am I thinking, he'll turn me down anyway! But..I should..later.
"Don't laugh at me." Mumbled Heather, covering her eyes. "And don't tell anyone about this either, especially my parents."
"Smile real pretty!"
The two teens turned over to see Izzy and Sierra smiling at them and holding up a camera.
"You...stalkers!" Heather growled.
"We just couldn't resist getting a picture of the new couple!"
"Grrrr.."
"Yikes!"
The three girls gave chase, with Alejandro laughing behing them.
"At least we know Heather hasn't COMPLETLEY changed!" Izzy joked.
"Hey, Gwen?" Answered Sierra.
"Oh, hey, Sierra. What is it?"
"Come over to my house; there's something we need to dicuss."
The goth raised an eyebrow, but the fangirl had already hung up.
Later, at Sierra's house, the rest of the gang was already gathered in a circle, including Esper.
"Okay, there is something really strange going on."
"Have the fangirls finally stopped harassing Gwen?" Asked Duncan sarcastically.
"Haha, no. But..it's about Heather. I'm worried about her."
"...Why should I care?"
"Because if you don't care, I'm gonna tell my good friend DxCforlife on YouTube all those awful things you said about Courtney." Threatened Esper.
"..Anyway, remember when Mr. Quimby's wife came?" Sierra asked.
"Ugh, that bitchy librarian?" Courtney wrinkled her nose, disgusted.
"Yeah, her. And Zeke bit her?"
"Oh, I TOTALLY remember!!" Izzy giggled. "The entire class was howling with laughter!"
"Yeah, everyone except Heather. And she HATES Ms. Quimby."
"What does this mean?" Trent asked. "That either Heather has a bigger heart than we thought, or her mind was one something-or someone-else!" Explained Sierra.
Katie gasped. "So..you're saying..Heather's in LOVE?"
"Yes!"
Katie, Sadie, and Lindsay engaged in a group EEEEE, prompting everyone else to cover their ears.
Justin, meanwhile, had his back turned from everyone else; he had been developing a plan to get back at Heather for season 1.
And now, he knew exactly how to do it.
"Spring, O spring,
With your trees pointing high,
Your white, puffy clouds-
"No, no, no, NO!" Yelled the chorus teacher, annoyed. "Mon dieu, Mademoiselle Thorn! I cannot beileve you can't even sing a simple C note!"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Mastero; I guess my mind's somewhere else today." Heather mock-apologized.
"Are you kidding me? Your mind has been somewhere else all week!"
As teacher and student argued, Gwen whispered to Courtney, "She's got it bad, alright. But for who?"
"We can't just ask her; she'd probably kill us."
"So how do we find out?"
"Think about this; who was Heather most intrested in during the show?"
"Justin, Alejandro, Duncan a little, and Harold..but only a tiny bit, that guy Zack.. "
"Well, let's take Harold off; he's taken already, and Alejandro; as far as we're concerened, she hates her guts."
"So..now what?"
"Let's just take it nice and easy."
"Who is it, Heather?!" Yelled Izzy, shaking the queen bee like she was a Christmas present.
"This is not nice and easy." Gwen said, sweatdropping.
"Well, you shouldn't have called Izzy." Courtney replied.
"What do you mean who?!" Snapped Heather, unamused.
"C'mon, Heather, just spill it! We know you're in love with someone! Now c'mon, who is it?!" The psychotic redhead asked.
"NOBODY! I'm not in love!"
"Don't lie!"
"I am not!
"C'mon, Heather.." Courtney said. "We're trying to make this easy for you."
"Fine, it's Zack." Heather lied.
"Zack? Why didn't you say so? ZACK! HEY, ZACK!!"
"Heather likes Zack?" Owen asked, mouth open. "Whoa."
"Dude, close your mouth. We're eating." Noah shook his head.
"Oh, puh-leeze," Sierra said, trying to feed Cody to no avail. "Zack's not her type, and Heather's not his type. It would NEVER work out! It's obvious Heather's secret beau is one of us from Total Drama!"
"But who?"
"Why don't you go check?" Esper asked, putting a hand on Alejandro's shoulders. "You are one of her closest...aquaintences.." Then, she whispered, "I think it's you.."
"What? Ridiculez! She doesn't want anything to do with me!" The arch villain tore away from her arms, annoyed.
"Seriously, I think she's into you, and I know you're kinda into her too."
"Estúpido. Blasfemia. You're loco."
"Okay, fine."
Justin was watching the whole scene, smiling evily.
Oh, this is perfect. Alejandro crushing on Heather? This whole 'Queen Bee In Amor" thing has gotten a lot more intresting!
Why? Why can't I stop thinking about him? This is so..un-me! I've never in my life obsessed over some dumb boy..
Heather felt her phone vibrate, and she picked it up. "Hello?"
"Heather? Are you there?" Alejandro asked.
"What do you want, Ale-not worth my time?"
"Just..wanted to check on you. I heard you've been acting differently latley."
"Oh, really?"
"Okay, Esper kept teasing me into calling you. But that didn't mean I didn't want to.."
Heather snarled. "If you cared about me, you wouldn't have pulled that stunt in Hawaii."
"..I forgot to apologize for that..when I heard you were in the hospital, do you know what I did?"
"Cheered? Jumped for joy?"
"No..I hit myself in the face, so many times. I hated myself for hurting you."
"......."
"..Heather?"
"Goodbye!"
Slamming the phone on the ground, the queen bee groaned and shoved her burning face into a pillow. Dammit, Alejandro, why do you always have to be so..so..ugh!
"Daydreaming about your mystery man, huh?"
Heather turned to Justin, scowling. "What do you want?"
"Just to tell you: I know all about your little 'love situation'. So you either admit you like Al, or whoever or I'll spill it to everyone."
"His name is Alejandro, idiot. And if I didn't spill it to Izzy, then I'm not spilling it to you."
"I was just saying..whoever it is you're crushing on, they must have a slut fetish. You're a bigger one than Gwen."
"Leave me alone!"
"Hey, Justin."
The two of them turned to Heather's phone, having heard Alejandro's voice.
"Stop messing with her or I will come over there and rip your balls off, you hear me?"
Heather grinned; both greatfully and in amusement, and Justin scoffed and left.
"You're still there?" She called, the grin still visible on her face.
"I am. So sue me." Answered Alejandro, glad she wasn't mad anymore. "And thanks for standing up for me."
"I only did it because I hate Justin more than I hate you."
"You don't hate me."
"Whatever."
Heather hung up the phone, still smiling. She let out a sigh.
The next day, everyone had gathered for an assembly (there was to be some kind of fundraiser in town), but the speaker had arrived late, so the kids relaxed and hung out.
"So, Heather..met any good guys latley?" Lindsay asked, wincing when Sierra elbowed her. "That's not a good way to ask her!"
"Huh?" Mumbled Heather. "I didn't hear that.."
Attention, Gallagher High School!
The gang looked up, surprised. A picture of Heather was shown onscreen, surrounded by a heart.
"The heck?" Duncan asked, confused.
"Who turned on the History Channel?" Ezekiel asked.
I have an announcement to make, an announcement that will change this school, or freak you all out!
Our local bitch, Heather Thorn, is in LOVE!
The freshmen 'ewwwed', the sophmores gasped and laughed, and the seniors awwed.
"Whoa! Did NOT know that!" Gasped Owen.
"Um, we did, remember?" Noah told him.
That's right, everyone, that ugly, slutty, bitchy, putrid girl is in love! I heard Sierra say so and Izzy, Courtney, Gwen, Katie, Beth, Lindsay, and Sadie are all witnesses!
"Dude..IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!" Geoff yelled, and started running around and screaming.
But the question is, with who? The possibilities are right here, staring us in the eye, ladies and gents! Zack Thornton and Alejandro Burromuerto!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Zack rose to the feet embarassedly. "I'm not into Heather! I hardly even KNOW her!"
Then we have a winner, people! Heather likes Alejandro!
At that point, the kids went crazy. Everyone started to laugh and holler, with the freshmen singing the K-I-S-S-I-N-G song and Esper rambling on and on about the couple.
Amist the madness, Alejandro stood up, and pulled the curtains.
There sat Justin, speaking into a microphone.
"...Pay no attention to the totally hot stud behing the-AGH!"
"How dare you!" Growled the Latin, fury in his voice. He pushed Justin down and began to punch him. "I-will-make-you-PAY!!!"
"Hey! You guys stop it!" The principal, along with a few teachers, ran over to stop the scuffle.
"You've gone too far this time, Hardison!!" Yelled Alejandro, thrashing his arms.
"Cut the crap, Burromuertto, you've been into that girl since you nearly killed her in Hawaii, which I think you should have done!" Justin said back.
"Don't you dare speak to her that way!"
"Oh, you mean the whore?"
"Maldito hijo de-"
"Stop it, you two, this minute!" The principal yelled. "You both just baught yourselves a detention."
"May I...may I go check on Heather? Please." Alejandro huffed.
"..Yes. But you'd better hurry up."
No..
They know, they all know..even he knows..
They must be making fun of me right now..oh god..
Heather was sitting in the courtyard, her head in her hands. Why'd I have to fall in friggin' love??
"You alright?" Alejandro's voice was heard, along with footsteps.
Damn Alejandro..stupid Alejandro..
"Go away!" Heather yelled, her hands still covering her face.
"You know, you're crabby, even when you're sad." The arch villain smiled and pulled her hands from her face.
"I'm not sad. I'm humiliated and mad as hell."
"Either way, I don't care."
"Why are you even checking up on me?" Heather looked into Alejandro's eyes.
"You know those scenes in the movies when the main character is all sad and their crush comes out of nowhere to cheer them up? It's like that." Replied Alejandro, still smiling.
"Ew. I don't watch that crap."
"I knew you'd say that."
"What are you doing here?"
"Well, I was worried about you; I beat up an ugly douche for you."
"I don't care."
"Of course you do."
"No I don't!"
"You don't have to be shy about it.." Alejandro said. "It may seem scary to let your feelings out, but you won't have to deal with it, later. And I'll let you on a secret-I'm kinda scared too."
"You? Scared? Of what? You're so damn flawless and damn perfect; what could YOU be scared of?"
"I was scared of approaching you because I'dd knew you'd either scream at me or cry like a baby."
Should I tell him? WHat am I thinking, he'll turn me down anyway! But..I should..later.
"Don't laugh at me." Mumbled Heather, covering her eyes. "And don't tell anyone about this either, especially my parents."
"Smile real pretty!"
The two teens turned over to see Izzy and Sierra smiling at them and holding up a camera.
"You...stalkers!" Heather growled.
"We just couldn't resist getting a picture of the new couple!"
"Grrrr.."
"Yikes!"
The three girls gave chase, with Alejandro laughing behing them.
"At least we know Heather hasn't COMPLETLEY changed!" Izzy joked.