A crocodile, chameleon, and bee walk in wearing business suits. Charlize follows them.
Agent 1: *Talking on his cell phone* Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well then we're walking. I want 5%, or we're walking. WALKING!!!!!! 2.5%, and a free hot tub? You got yourself a deal. *Hangs up, looks at the Casting Director* My client wants her own dressing room along with her usual salary, 10% of the box office, and a bowl of skittles at every rehearsal.
Charlize: Chocolate covered skittles.
Agent 2: Are you sure? That's a little disgusting.
Charlize: Chocolate covered skittles, or I walk!
Agent 3: This is not negotiable....
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