what if you woke up with super sonic and super shadow hugging you,saying me hungrey and shadow saying my birthday

me : =_= wtf r u doing??
shadz : my birtday ^^
sonic : im hungry
me : ugh do i have to be with u 2 ?
sonic and shadz : *nodds*
me : WELL GO AWAY !!! IM TTRYING TO SLEEP HERE
shaz : awww poor aimin
sonic : heh
me : grrrrr me and my fucking life
sonic : purr
shadz : heh

Me (Rukia): *wakes up a bit* hmmm..... huh...?
Super Sonic: Hey Rukia, I'm hungry!
Me: So what..? do a chillidog....
Super Shadow: Hey, it's almost my birthday! :D
Me: so... I baked you a cake in my refrigeration..
Super Shadow: :D Thanks! Between, what sort of flavour?
Me: Chocolate flavour....
Super Shadow: Ok! *goes to get the cake*
Me: Finally I can sleep... *goes back to sleep*

END. :D

me: *wakes up * uhhhh
super sonic: hey shadira
me: what is it
sonic: im hungry
me: go get ur self a chili dog then
me: * goes back to sleep*
super shadow: hi shadira
me: * wakes up* yes shadow * hair messed up*
super shadow: its almost my birth day
me: realy
super shadow: yes i mean it
me : good * pets his head* because u use to say it but sonic got hit in the head alot when u said it * looks at sonic*
super sonic: * runs and gets hit in the wall*
me and shadow: ...........0.0
the end

I'd be insane by that time, I bet. But if I wasn't id get my coffee, bake a devils food cake for shadow, and cook sonic breakfast.

KristyRosemaryHedgehog(Me):WTF?!Shadow?!Sonic?!What the hell are u guys doing here?! Sonic:Me hungry! Shadow:Its my BIRTHDAY!! Kristy:Well,Shadow,Happy Birthday...and Sonic get your own DAMN food. Sonic:But,I'm lazy! Kristy:Well,TOO GOD DAMN BAD!!!

Me: Wtf is going on.....
Shadow: It's my birthday!
Sonic: I'm hungwee....
Me: Well, uh, Happy Birthday Shadow! ^_^ Sonic..... if you crave chilidogs right now I don't have any.
Sonic: D:
Shadow: *mumbles about Sonic* Moron...
Me: *just now noticing they're both hugging me* *blushes* *notices Shadow's furry chest then starts snuggling up against it*
Shadow: ...... o_o *hugs me tighter and smiles*
Sonic: I think I'm gonna leave you two alone.... *walks out of room*
Shadow: *smirks at me*