Found this on a pic of him at the sorting ceremony from Chamber of Secrets, laughed so hard I thought I was going to cry, decided to share.


10) Why am I tearching here?

9) Is it true Miss Granger is going out with POTTER?

8) I wonder what's for lunch.

7) I wonder how many people notice I (the picture cut off so I couldn't read the rest)

6) Remember to take 10 points away from Gryffindor.

5) WHAT the HELL did Dumbledore just say?

4) Why the F**K is Quirrel wearing a towel on his head??

3) Am I the only one who notices how gay Dumbledore is?

2) I miss Lily.

1) My robes are sexier than everyone elses.