i'll go first.

jess wakes up in the middle of a completely orange room not remembering a single thing...not even her name.

Her pet scorpian, Ralph, wanderes towards her but as she does not remember him she attempts to beat him with a Canadian brand ironing board which happenes to be leaning against her bucket of caviar.

But Ralph happens to be an undercover ninja, and jumps in the air to dodge it.

as Ralph the scorpion dodges it just then 8 mean penguins break threw the ceiling surrounding Jess and Ralph with ice guns ...

In an escape attempt, Jess and Ralph fall through a trapdoor and land on a large pile of expired pickle coupons.