Your dreams are pixilated and only let you move to the right

You know you play too much video games when you throw balls at animals hoping to catch them

When you see a mushroom and jump on it

keep thinking of Magolor

your thinking of how to get to level twenty when your pastor asks you: "do you take this wo/man to be your lawfully wedded wife/husband?"

Your automatic response to anything is to tap the (imaginary) X/action button

When you know the corresponding color is to each rupee amount >.>

When you start killing people and steal cars

u commands a random dog to use take down attack!