1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is given to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask you any questions tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick you out stare at them through the window and make faces.
10.Bring your own food and them to heat it up for you
11.Quietly ask them if it’s poisonous to eat the urinal cakes
12.After you say each item say, “Can you hear me now? Good!”
13.Play your mp3 player really loud and start yelling “I can’t hear you” whenever they say something
14.Ask for help about how to use the toilet
15.Ask them to give you a tour of the restaurant
16.Tell them all your problems in life instead of ordering
17.Ask for fresh ice in your drink
18.Ask them a bunch of technical questions (ex. “What temperature do you cook your fries at?”).
19.Pick things up off the ground and ask if you can have “3 of these”
20.As if they give free refills. If they do ask for a refill on your nuggets.
21.Pay in Japanese currency
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is given to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask you any questions tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick you out stare at them through the window and make faces.
10.Bring your own food and them to heat it up for you
11.Quietly ask them if it’s poisonous to eat the urinal cakes
12.After you say each item say, “Can you hear me now? Good!”
13.Play your mp3 player really loud and start yelling “I can’t hear you” whenever they say something
14.Ask for help about how to use the toilet
15.Ask them to give you a tour of the restaurant
16.Tell them all your problems in life instead of ordering
17.Ask for fresh ice in your drink
18.Ask them a bunch of technical questions (ex. “What temperature do you cook your fries at?”).
19.Pick things up off the ground and ask if you can have “3 of these”
20.As if they give free refills. If they do ask for a refill on your nuggets.
21.Pay in Japanese currency
Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with books scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to music but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with books scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to music but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.