I'm bored :( tell me a joke ^_^

A magical fairy pops out from nowhere. She then made a slide with a pool at the bottom of it appear. She turns to 3 guys walking past and said: "each of you can slide down this magical slide once, it grants wishes, as you slide down yell out one thing that you wish you had and you will land in the pool surrounded by what you wished for."
The first guy slides down and shouts: money!!
He lands into the pool, now filled with money.
The second slides down and yells out: sexy women!!!!
And you guessed it, he lands in a pool of sexy women, the old perv.
Now the third guy slides down very excited, in fact he had such a fun time sliding down he yells weeeeeeeeeee!!!!! with his hands in the air laughing. You can guess what he finds when he lands in the pool....

A neutron walks in to a bar and asks how much a drink is. The bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge."

o3o

Why the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it fucking felt like it. Bl

I'm bored :( tell me a joke ^_^

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one says "I'll have some water also, but why did you order it that way? We're not at work." The first chemist went into the bathroom and wept. His assassination plot had failed.

This is funny, and also true, if a pizza has a radius 'z' and a depth 'a', that pizza's volume can be defined by Pi*z*z*a.

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Me: Keith come here!

Keith: I can't.

Me: and why not?

Keith: I can't "cum" on command.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Ok tell me if you've heard this one before!
SO the duck walks into the bar and orders a drink.
Before he got his dink the bar-tender (tender XD) asked how the duck was going to pay for it.

And the duck said


























Nothing he ran thee hell out of there.

There was this fanpopper... who knew she wasn't getting 20 let alone 10 props... and didn't care either way.


You happy? -.-

i have 2 jokes :)
y did the sperms stop heading to the egg? because they were doing it in the ass! XD
a guy walks into a strip club, and the first thing he says is, "Oh boy..................a piano!" XD

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uriah!
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball!
......xD

Don't worry you know why? Just be hungry!
Or don't worry be hungry! LOL!

How many foxes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?(￣▽￣)/




No more than one or they'll be screwing each other! X3