What is your favorite quote from a commercial?

Lady: Oh, and the guy that works there? Sooooooo cute!

Hatsune Miku: I love bacon wrapped hot dogs!

"Have a break, have a kit kat!"

"Eat both squares, please." from the Snickers commercial with sharks.
"That's too bad. We're on break" "Didn't you hear us? We're on break." from the recent Cheetos commercial when they're in a bank being robbed.
Hilarious~

"Reminds me of the time you 'reinvented' yourself. Called yourself 'JT', said 'funky-fresh' in every scentence..."

"Why did I ever stop that? :D"

"Didn't you get beat up by a bunch of fourteen-year-olds? :/"

"...Yeah, a bunch of 'em. D:"

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! I believe that was in an Oreo commercial..

"Isn't it nice when things just...work?"
-Honda Cog commercial

"fish whoo!"
"$5 dollar pizza, whoo!"
"whoo"
"whoo"
"whoo! sausage!"
" whoo"
" whoo"
"whoo"
:3 i love the whole commercial XD

"The tickets are now diamonds!"

"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids"

I have many but one would be:


"Why don't you go off to mamby-pamby land where maybe you can find some self-confidence for yourself you jackwagon!"

I cam't remember where I heard it but I saw a commercial for Frank's Red Hot with everyone saying "I put that shit on everything." Obviously, part of it was censored on TV, but still.

guy1: hweat thins?
guy2:wheat thins.
g1:hweat thins?
g2: wheat thins.
g1: hweat thins?
guy3: (from background) can i be in the commercial?
g2: no, this is our thing!

"When I say Hillshire you say farm. Hillshire!"
"Farm!"
"Hillshire!"
"Farm!"
"GO MEAT!"