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Month you were born!

[ ] January: I cuddled with...
[ ] February: I stabbed...
[ ] March: I pulled...
[ ] April: I ran naked with...
[ ] May: I banged...
[ ] June: I Ninja kicked...
[ ] July: I had sex with...
[ ] August: I licked...
[ ] September: I ate out with...
[ ] October: I slapped...
[ ] November: I smoked with...
[ ] December: I raped...

Pick the day you were born!

[ ] 01: The kool-aid guy...
[ ] 02: A horse...
[ ] 03: A porn star...
[ ] 04: A toothbrush...
[ ] 05: An Ipod...
[ ] 06: My neighbor...
[ ] 07: A glass of milk...
[ ] 08: A pickle...
[ ] 09: Santa Claus...
[ ] 10: A hobo...
[ ] 11: My best mate...
[ ] 12: Paris Hilton...
[ ] 13: A whore...
[ ] 14: A cat...
[ ] 15: A bisexual...
[ ] 16: A crackhead...
[ ] 17: The profile owner...
[ ] 18: A lesbian...
[ ] 19: A homo...
[ ] 20: Some cheese...
[ ] 21: A toilet...
[ ] 22: Your mom...
[ ] 23: An Easter egg...
[ ] 24: A cereal box...
[ ] 25: Myself...
[ ] 26: My ex...
[ ] 27: An orange...
[ ] 28: A ninja...
[ ] 29: A homosexual...
[ ] 30: A llama...
[ ] 31: A duck...

Pick your favorite color!

[ ] Red: Because I have amazing boobs.
[ ] Orange: Because I was dared too.
[ ] Yellow: Because I smoke crack.
[ ] Green: Because I'm beautiful.
[ ] Aqua: Because it was cool.
[ ] Blue: Because I wanted to.
[ ] Purple: Because I'm a pimp.
[ ] Pink: Because I like noodles.
[ ] Brown: Because I'm gay.
[ ] Grey: Because that's how I roll.
[ ] White: And I'd do it again.
[ ] Black: Because I'm sexy.

I got "I raped myself because i'm sexy"

haha awesome ur bday is at christmas! :D

Chaann94 posted over a year ago

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Plz can you make more of these?

2ntyoneplts posted over a year ago

you lost me at raped....

BB2010 posted over a year ago

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

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Sammisaurus said:

I ran naked with a homosexual because I smoke crack.
Oh dear...

posted over a year ago

That sounds fun to watch.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

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XD BEST

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

2ntyoneplts posted over a year ago

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Whirlwind586 said:

I ran naked with some cheese because I'm a pimp.

posted over a year ago

XDDDDDD

SheWolf11 posted over a year ago

That is so gonna be mymotto now.

Whirlwind586 posted over a year ago

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angelgirl00019 posted over a year ago

8theGreat said:

I smacked a pickle because that's how I roll.
Uh...

posted over a year ago

xDDD

PartyOrange posted over a year ago

:) lol 'thats how you roll'

CatValentine09 posted over a year ago

That's amazing XD

MomoThePuppy posted over a year ago

I cracked up on that XD

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

xXitachiXx said:

I slapped Santa Claus Because I have amazing boobs.

*Looks down*..eh..xD

posted over a year ago

LOL

StarGirl1721 posted over a year ago

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girsmurf22 posted over a year ago

THESE AWNSERS ARE MAKING ME BURST OUT IN LAUGHTER... O.O

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

FairuzBones said:

I had sex with my ex because I'm sexy O_o

posted over a year ago

3 exs in a row!

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

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ohh

purrloinedlove posted over a year ago

StarGirl1721 said:

I raped a cereal box because I'm sexy.....WTH -_-

posted over a year ago

Your born a day before me. And you like black too!

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

oh gosh

mehere posted over a year ago

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xXxAngelessxXx posted over a year ago

Liz4Avril said:

I stabbed my neighbor because it was cool. OMG, my neighbor is so nice.

posted over a year ago

Heartisalone said:

I cuddled with an Easter egg because I have amazing boobs.

Wat.
ಠJಠ

posted over a year ago

First one to get cuddled!

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

omg u got the same b-day as me!! but that's not my fave color XD

mintymidget210 posted over a year ago

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

xXxAngelessxXx posted over a year ago

adultswimperson said:

I smoked with your mom because I'm sexy.

posted over a year ago

Your birthday is 4 days after mine! And we have the same favorite colour XD

Mar10 posted over a year ago

@Mar10, Awesome.

adultswimperson posted over a year ago

SO LUCKY!! But not my mom because she doesn't smoke :l That's one day after my sisters birthday but she would get "I smoked with an easter egg because I like noodles

Misspiggyno1fan posted over a year ago

AzulFire said:

I smoked with a Llama because i'm sexy.
Bl

S*** just got real.

posted over a year ago

gumball789 posted over a year ago

THIS.

Skittyme posted over a year ago

BEST. ONE. YET.

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

LOL

nmdis posted over a year ago

2dolphn97 said:

I had sex with a horse because I'm a pimp

posted over a year ago

lofl

ilovecornholio posted over a year ago

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

X,D

xXxAngelessxXx posted over a year ago

ShadowWeapon said:

I licked myself because I'm sexy? Who the fuck made this shit?

posted over a year ago

your mom!

brooklyn98 posted over a year ago

LOL

Lady10358 posted over a year ago

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You know who else made this? MY MOM! (Regular show refrence XD)

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

Robssesed said:

I banged my neigbour cause i have great boobs.... LMFAO

posted over a year ago

really :D :D

Skater_Girl_1 posted over a year ago

yup!

Robssesed posted over a year ago

XDD

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

lolololol xxx

Robssesed posted over a year ago

BFB101 said:

I banged an Easter egg because I'm sexy.

posted over a year ago

verbalize said:

I ninja kicked my best mate because I wanted too.

posted over a year ago

You have the same birthday as my dad. I like your results better. It sounds funner.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

Mine is the same thing but it said "I ran naked with"

joe411 posted over a year ago

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

ChocoLuvr101 said:

I stabbed a horse because I wanted to.
...Wut? O_O

posted over a year ago

...

CatValentine09 posted over a year ago

Noooooooooo

Skittyme posted over a year ago

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Im laughing too hard XDD

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

Chaann94 said:

I slapped some cheese because I like noodles...

TAKE THAT CHEESE!! ARE YOU IN NOODLES?! NO?! THEN UR STUPID!!!!!!!

posted over a year ago

Your born a day before my bf. Your answer makes me hungry...

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

lol

Princesskiara15 posted over a year ago

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@Angeless that's the entire point, genius XD

Chaann94 posted over a year ago

Jonas_City said:

I stabbed my ex because I'm beautiful.

posted over a year ago

carsfan posted over a year ago

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@skater_girl: Cool story bro.

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

LOL

xXxAngelessxXx posted over a year ago

SheWolf11 said:

I had sex with a glass of milk because I'm sexy? WTF? Did someone spike my Welch's?!

posted over a year ago

It was your milk! It was jealous!

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

^ I bet. I'm quite the catch among beverages. lol wtf? XD

SheWolf11 posted over a year ago

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OMFG!! LOL!!!! XD I will die laughing!!

xXxAngelessxXx posted over a year ago

Alaa1999 said:

"I banged a toothbrush because i'm a pimp"

O_o

posted over a year ago

Yaaaay same birthday~

Skittyme posted over a year ago

CoOl! ;)

Alaa1999 posted over a year ago

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Pfffftt!! XD

xXxAngelessxXx posted over a year ago

MeHannahMontana said:

I Smoked With An Easter Egg Because I Have Amazing Boobs...

*Looked Down* Lolz

posted over a year ago

kay, u should tell the easter egg tha smokin is bad :D

Skater_Girl_1 posted over a year ago

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

ruby1000 said:

I ran naked with My best mate Because I have amazing boobs.

posted over a year ago

Sounds legit...

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

kay sounds like a plan for 22 december "end of world" but scream im alive doin it :D :D :D

Skater_Girl_1 posted over a year ago

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

vegeta007 said:

I banged a glass of milk because i wanted to

dahm that's some freaky shiz

posted over a year ago

SEEMS LEGIT

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

Lulu_Kururugi said:

I stabbed an orange Because im sexy

0.0 This seriesly dosent make any sense at all

posted over a year ago

That's what makes it funny!

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

lol yeah take tha orange! im sexier :D :D :D

Skater_Girl_1 posted over a year ago

XDD

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

nugget14 said:

I had sex with a bisexual beause I wanted to.

Lol

posted over a year ago

lol

Skater_Girl_1 posted over a year ago

gwendiamond said:

I got i smaoked with a biosexual because i'm beautiful

posted over a year ago

Yeah, that totaly will happen!

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

FMA_Rocks said:

I ate out with a toothbrush because i wanted to...

posted over a year ago

girsmurf22 posted over a year ago

XDD

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

xXSweeneyXx said:

I smoke with a toilet because I have amazing boobs.

posted over a year ago

Coincidentally, so do a lot of people here.

TwinCherryVee posted over a year ago

A lot of people must like the color red ><

Skittyme posted over a year ago

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

seki said:

i slapped a glass of milk because i like noodles
;P

posted over a year ago

214 said:

I ate out with a llama because I'm beautiful.

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME "ATE OUT" IS THE OTHER MEANING!!!

posted over a year ago

evangelinetom said:

i banged paris hilton because i am beautiful!!wow that makes somewhat sense!!:P

posted over a year ago

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

tassia said:

I licked A homosexual Because I'm a pimp.

posted over a year ago

:D Sounds legit!

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

WAIT..........August 29th, Purple?! ARE YOU MY TWIN OR WHAT?!?!

UltmateUltima posted over a year ago

Aisy said:

"I smoked with a cat because i wanted to"

posted over a year ago

beastboy123 said:

"i raped my neighbor because i was dared too"

...........okay then ._.

posted over a year ago

.__.

michelle1654 posted over a year ago

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Meh xD

crimsonlove123 posted over a year ago

LOL

xXxAngelessxXx posted over a year ago

SummerMoon said:

I ran naked with a crack head because I'm beautiful.

Wat. ._.

posted over a year ago

wow lol

mehere posted over a year ago

.___. I'll never want to be seen with you

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

MJlover101 said:

I slapped a cat because I like noodles

I'm allergic to noodles though...

posted over a year ago

Lol.

SummerMoon posted over a year ago

lol this is funny

mehere posted over a year ago

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

maxygirlforever said:

I stabbed myself because I'm sexy. (X

posted over a year ago

SEEMS LEGIT

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

jeniffer2200 said:

I pulled a duck because i'm a pimp.

O_O

posted over a year ago

I think your the first person here with anything about a pulling a duck.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

evamitrai said:

I licked a lesbian Because Im a pimp..

posted over a year ago

that makes sence pimps love lesbos

mehere posted over a year ago

:D Makes sense!

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

XDD

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

anime7reality said:

I stabbed a bisexual because I wanted to or
I stabbed a bisexual because it was cool

posted over a year ago

1st is the best. XD

gumball789 posted over a year ago

XDD

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

rabigfan96 said:

I licked myself because I am sexy O_O

posted over a year ago

o_____o

azkaban posted over a year ago

awkward

C-GODZILLA posted over a year ago

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._______________________. WTH

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

justingurl99 said:

i got "I stabbed a pickle because I'm sexy"

I chose black as my favourite colour, though I also love purple.

posted over a year ago

If you chose purple, it would have been I stabbed a pickle because i am a pimp.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

monkeyrockla posted over a year ago

XDD

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

rorovip21 said:

I ran naked with a homosexual because I was dared too
What the ......

posted over a year ago

LOL XD

gumball789 posted over a year ago

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

spongefan612 posted over a year ago

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YEP, THAT COULD DEFINETLY HAPPEN IN THE REAL WORLD

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

SaveWord_Apples said:

I stabbed My best mate Because I'm sexy.
....
it's the truth ... xP

posted over a year ago

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

Kaitain said:

I stabbed a homo because it was cool. Lol

posted over a year ago

animegrl52p said:

I ran naked with a toilet because I have amazing boobs......

Oh..how nice.......

posted over a year ago

lol

Nsyncfan619 posted over a year ago

XDDDD

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

Seastar4374 said:

I raped my best mate because I'm gay

posted over a year ago

0_o ur gay>

rino25 posted over a year ago

Apperiently

Seastar4374 posted over a year ago

XDD

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

LOL

xXxAngelessxXx posted over a year ago

kornlover said:

I licked a homosexual b-cuz thats how i roll

posted over a year ago

gumball789 posted over a year ago

zanesaaomgfan posted over a year ago

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Oh god, This line Of the "XD" emoticon is really long .____.

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

gumball789 said:

I ran naked with a llama because i'm sexy. O_o

posted over a year ago

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

spongefan612 posted over a year ago

My sis's is i slapped a duck because i'm a pimp O_o

gumball789 posted over a year ago

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Ooooooooohkay?

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

050801090907 said:

I licked an Ipod because I have amazing boobs! o_o

posted over a year ago

Hey, we have the same birthday!

ultrasonic34 posted over a year ago

Oh my god... Oh, 050801090907!!! It's been a long time!!! How are you???

Mar10 posted over a year ago

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

spongefan612 said:

I ninja kicked Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp.

Spongebob had sex with a cat because he's gay.

posted over a year ago

Dang. That made sense.

spongefan612 posted over a year ago

XDDD ROFL!

gumball789 posted over a year ago

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XDD

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

victoria7011 said:

I stabbed a porn star because I wanted to.

posted over a year ago

O.o

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

lolz

prod4ever posted over a year ago

SEEMS LEGIT

thatlimbokid posted over a year ago

victoria7011 posted over a year ago

PartyOrange said:

I smoked with a toothbrush because I wanted to. (Was I already high by any chance?)

posted over a year ago

LOL

TwinCherryVee posted over a year ago

LOL

mintymidget210 posted over a year ago

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yup i remember that...good times lol xxx

Robssesed posted over a year ago

IloveDxC said:

I slapped a homosexual because I'm a pimp?

posted over a year ago

If you pimp out man-whores, that is what you do.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

Sounds about right.

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

someone_save_me said:

I ate out with an orange because I'm beautiful.

posted over a year ago

justinbieber57 said:

I ran naked with a porn star because i have amazing boobs.... well then......

posted over a year ago

that one actually kinda makes sense...

gumball789 posted over a year ago

taismo723 said:

I had sex with an Easter egg because I wanted to.

/puts as new status

posted over a year ago

ICONicgirl7 said:

I licked an Easter egg because it was cool.
yeah... :)

posted over a year ago

lol

Liz4Avril posted over a year ago

Brandey said:

I banged a homosexual because I wanted to.

posted over a year ago

Makes sense.

Brandey posted over a year ago

Thrillie-jean said:

I licked a homosexual because i have amazing boobs...???

posted over a year ago

Animeshnica said:

"I ninja kicked an orange because I wanted to."

posted over a year ago

That makes sense actually

spongefan612 posted over a year ago

Orange soccer!

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

saz19126 said:

I ran naked with a cat because I'm a pimp lol

posted over a year ago

animelover97 said:

I smoked with an orange because i'm sexy -_-

November 27th XD

posted over a year ago

BlindBandit92 said:

I got "I stabbed the kool-aid guy because I'm sexy".

I don't have a fav color so I just picked one.

posted over a year ago

First one to do anything to the kool aid guy. I guess not allot of people are born as the first of anything.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

I guess so.

BlindBandit92 posted over a year ago

ultrasonic34 said:

I licked an iPod because it was cool. Wait, what?

posted over a year ago

kids these days...

C-GODZILLA posted over a year ago

lol i dont really get it, dose tha mean, i gotta lick me ipod rite now to be cool :D :D :D

Skater_Girl_1 posted over a year ago

ilovecornholio said:

I ate out with a toilet because i wanted to...ok i feel weird o_o
Freddy(my bestie!):i stabbed some cheese because i have amazing boobs..since when am i a girl0-0
Dale(his bronie):i cuddled with the kool-aid guy because im a pimp
Holly(other bestie):i smoked with santa claus because thats how i roll

posted over a year ago

You and your friends have such fun birthday combos.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

CatValentine09 said:

I ninja-kicked my neighbor because I was dared to.
Ironic, I really don't like my neighbor, I'm a black belt, and me and my friends play truth or dare a lot.:)

posted over a year ago

We have the same birthday! Cool!

Vocaloidcode01 posted over a year ago

Totally cool! I actually know someone who was born 8 minutes apart from me:)

CatValentine09 posted over a year ago

Totally cool! I actually know someone who was born 8 minutes apart from me:)

CatValentine09 posted over a year ago

JaseKS said:

I smoked with my neighbor because I have amazing boobs.

....?

posted over a year ago

zanesaaomgfan said:

I ran naked with a bisexual because I'm sexy

posted over a year ago

Your born the same month as me and have the same favorite color.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

MarMar_XigLux said:

I ate out with a Ninja because I wanted to.

Isn't my life boring. = _ =

posted over a year ago

MizzMakayla said:

I ninja kicked a homosexual because it was cool

.....

posted over a year ago

Mar10 said:

I smoked with a lesbian because I'm sexy. Oh my god. *headdesk*

posted over a year ago

mintymidget210 said:

LOL I cuddled with an easter egg because I'm a pimp!!!!! XD lol i love this!!!!

posted over a year ago

So funny ^^

Mar10 posted over a year ago

NerdyBanana said:

i ate out with a porn star because i like noodles

WTF!?

posted over a year ago

jazzscarb said:

i raped a cat because im sexy....screw this! what the hell i hate cats i dont rape anybody! and the only thing right is im sexy and i know it.

posted over a year ago

Yeah XD

Mar10 posted over a year ago

dejadthisvu said:

I banged a lesbian because I'm beautiful.

posted over a year ago

michelle1654 said:

I ninja kicked a whore because I wanted to.
Interesting. :D

posted over a year ago

XxKeithHarkinxX said:

i got I stabbed an Ipod because i'm beautiful....

posted over a year ago

Skitty_Love said:

I ran naked with a horse because I'm a pimp.

Seems accurate.

posted over a year ago

XDDDDDDDD

SheWolf11 posted over a year ago

trehot said:

I ran naked with A porn star because im beautiful

posted over a year ago

BatCountry9000 said:

I stabbed a ninja because I wanted to.

.....

posted over a year ago

omg that picture is hilarious XD

Jamie_Blue posted over a year ago

superstar45 said:

I raped a cat because I wanted to....... 0.0

posted over a year ago

Your the second person to have raped a cat, except it's because you wanted to.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

selena4011 said:

i banged a cereal box becaus im a pimp .___.

posted over a year ago

dancergirl78 said:

I pulled some cheese because I was dared to. :P

posted over a year ago

azkaban said:

I stabbed your mom because I'm sexy.

Seems legit Bl

posted over a year ago

My hero!

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

Thanks!

Shadmai posted over a year ago

mistymaydawngo said:

I stabbed myself because I wanted to........ooook then XD

posted over a year ago

.....suicidal attempt...XD

gumball789 posted over a year ago

lolibarbie said:

I ran naked with a hobo because I'm a pimp. Yeeeaaaahhhh man.

posted over a year ago

your b-day is one month away from my dads

Liz4Avril posted over a year ago

spongesrule said:

I ninja kicked a hobo because i have amazing boobs... :D

posted over a year ago

POPclogger216 said:

"I Ninja kicked myself because I wanted to."
Yep, that sounds like me...

posted over a year ago

Vocaloidcode01 said:

I ninja kicked my neighbor and I'd do it again.
FTW

posted over a year ago

The only one here that like white. It's the funniest. And i'd do it again.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

4422 said:

I stabbed a lesbian because im a gay

posted over a year ago

^_^

TwinCherryVee posted over a year ago

CMxJ2xKA_L0Ve said:

I cuddled with a bisexual because I'm a pimp! LOL ... TOTALLY sounds like me ??? XD

posted over a year ago

Lol

2dolphn97 posted over a year ago

Lovatic4Life said:

I banged A bisexual Because I'm sexy.

posted over a year ago

LunaShay said:

I cuddled with a homo because I wanted to..

.. o___o

posted over a year ago

Kiniko90 said:

I ninja kicked an ipod because I'm beautiful.

posted over a year ago

Jamie_Blue said:

I ran naked with an Easter egg because I wanted to.

posted over a year ago

C-GODZILLA said:

"i ran naked with your mom because i was dared to"

........
LOL

posted over a year ago

justinfangrrl said:

I smoked a ninja because I wanted to. XD

posted over a year ago

darkwave said:

I ran naked with my neighbor because i wanted to...wow -.-'

posted over a year ago

Nsyncfan619 said:

I had sex with a duck because I was dared too.O_O
Wait.....WHAT!?

posted over a year ago

hidan141 said:

I ran naked with a cat because im sexy.

posted over a year ago

mehere said:

i raped my best mate because im sexy
lolz

posted over a year ago

carsfan said:

"I liked myself because I have amazing boobs"

*Looks down* Meh :/

posted over a year ago

Usui--takumi said:

I slapped My neighbor Because I'm sexy. *shakes the body*

posted over a year ago

HaleyDewit said:

I ran naked with an easter egg because I have amazing boobs.

Okay...

posted over a year ago

Ilovesonic47873 said:

I Cuddled With A Bosexaul Because Im Sexy WTF :D my moms birthday is right befor mines me lucky :D :D:D

posted over a year ago

Jeffersonian said:

I licked a duck because I have amazing boobs. O_O

posted over a year ago

Gred_and_Forge said:

I Ninja kicked your mom because I wanted to

posted over a year ago

Thank you so much.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

Cool! *hits replay button*

Shadmai posted over a year ago

DandC4evacute said:

I pulled a homosexual because i have amazing boobs.
*looks down* i guess....

posted over a year ago

crazywolf23 said:

I ate out with an orange because I wanted to.

posted over a year ago

skoish said:

"I smoked with your mom because because that's how I roll."

I'm totally making that my motto.

posted over a year ago

OMG, This is the best one. XD

blazeandarose posted over a year ago

Codby said:

I licked a horse because that's how I roll.
<.<
>.>
O.O WHAT!!

posted over a year ago

SilverHero said:

I stabbed an Ipod and I'd do it again.

posted over a year ago

Ok then…

aly001 posted over a year ago

simpleplan said:

I Ninja kicked a ninja because I wanted to.

posted over a year ago

Seems legit. XD

BlindBandit92 posted over a year ago

Sonic4Realz said:

I Ninja kicked an Easter egg because I wanted to.

posted over a year ago

Soccer!

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

hongkilover said:

I licked a pickle because I'm beautiful

posted over a year ago

umm..........okaaaaaaaay then...........

gumball789 posted over a year ago

KnucklesX said:

I raped a horse because I have amazing boobs? What the hell? I'm a guy and I would never do that!

posted over a year ago

laura071197 said:

i smoked with a glass of milk because i wanted to.

thats what i got. this is fun. i liked it

posted over a year ago

I'm glad you consider this fun.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

totaldramafan96 said:

I ran naked with Santa Claus because I'm sexy.

What the fuck man. o_o

posted over a year ago

i hope he wasn't naked too...

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

Skylen said:

I smoked with a hobo because I smoke crack

posted over a year ago

That makes sense.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

lol OMG, This makes sense. XD

blazeandarose posted over a year ago

narlyvamp1234 said:

i ran naked with my ex because i have amazing boobs.

O.O

posted over a year ago

my bday is four days after yours (April 30)

gumball789 posted over a year ago

noahnstar1616 said:

....

"I stabbed a cereal box because I'm sexy."

posted over a year ago

Renarimae said:

I raped a llama because I like noodles.

WTF????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted over a year ago

MyDeadSummer posted over a year ago

MyDeadSummer said:

I ate out with some cheese because I wanted to.

I HATE CHEESE THOUGHT! damn it

posted over a year ago

Worst date ever.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

vskparaimer said:

I had sex with a homo because I'm beautiful. ^^

posted over a year ago

Clutch13 said:

I would never stab anything just cause I'm beutiful. XD

posted over a year ago

wow most proper one

seeuvocaloid3 posted over a year ago

DiscordiaGirl said:

I ate out with a bisexual because I was dared to.

Wow!!

posted over a year ago

Darth-Spearmint said:

I slapped a duck because I'm a pimp. LOL

posted over a year ago

zanhar1 said:

I ran naked with my best mate because that's how I roll.

posted over a year ago

You guys must be so close.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

Cassandra789 said:

I had sex with a lesbian because I wanted to.

WHAT?! I'm asexual!!!!!!!!!!!

posted over a year ago

Asexuals can have sex too, and not enjoy it.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

MyronPwnsBella said:

I banged an iPod because that's how I roll.

Yeah, that's exactly how I roll! (Sarcasm!)

posted over a year ago

Lauren_Mallory said:

I pulled myself because I have amazing boobs.

Wait, how do you PULL yourself anyway?

posted over a year ago

I have no idea. Maybe pulling yourself by the arm in a direction with your other arm.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

Lacerta3 said:

I pulled a toilet because I wanted to. xD

posted over a year ago

av94 said:

"I ran naked with a glass of milk and I'd do it again." lol

posted over a year ago

AstridGoof8219 said:

I licked a homo because I'm beautiful. O_O

posted over a year ago

TotalDramaChick said:

I raped an eater egg because i'm a pimp! o.o

posted over a year ago

Cherry9090 said:

I pulled a hobo because I'm sexy
Lmfao!!!!!

posted over a year ago

PlayingWithFire said:

I ninja kicked a toilet because I have amazing boobs.

WTF! I don't have boobs! I'm a guy!

posted over a year ago

Guys can get breast cancer, so maybe pectoral muscles count. Kicking a toilet sounds like it would hurt.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

BabyBlud said:

I licked some cheese because i have amazing boobs

posted over a year ago

HuddyLover1 said:

[ ] January: I cuddled with...
[ ] February: I stabbed...
[ ] March: I pulled...
[ ] April: I ran naked with...
[ ] May: I banged...
[ ] June: I Ninja kicked...
[ ] July: I had sex with...
[ ] August: I licked...
[ ] September: I ate out with...
[x] October: I slapped...
[ ] November: I smoked with...
[ ] December: I raped...

Pick the day you were born!

[ ] 01: The kool-aid guy...
[x] 02: A horse...
[ ] 03: A porn star...
[ ] 04: A toothbrush...
[ ] 05: An Ipod...
[ ] 06: My neighbor...
[ ] 07: A glass of milk...
[ ] 08: A pickle...
[ ] 09: Santa Claus...
[ ] 10: A hobo...
[ ] 11: My best mate...
[ ] 12: Paris Hilton...
[ ] 13: A whore...
[ ] 14: A cat...
[ ] 15: A bisexual...
[ ] 16: A crackhead...
[ ] 17: The profile owner...
[ ] 18: A lesbian...
[ ] 19: A homo...
[ ] 20: Some cheese...
[ ] 21: A toilet...
[ ] 22: Your mom...
[ ] 23: An Easter egg...
[ ] 24: A cereal box...
[ ] 25: Myself...
[ ] 26: My ex...
[ ] 27: An orange...
[ ] 28: A ninja...
[ ] 29: A homosexual...
[ ] 30: A llama...
[ ] 31: A duck...

Pick your favorite color!

[ ] Red: Because I have amazing boobs.
[ ] Orange: Because I was dared too.
[ ] Yellow: Because I smoke crack.
[ ] Green: Because I'm beautiful.
[ ] Aqua: Because it was cool.
[ ] Blue: Because I wanted to.
[ ] Purple: Because I'm a pimp.
[ ] Pink: Because I like noodles.
[ ] Brown: Because I'm gay.
[ ] Grey: Because that's how I roll.
[ ] White: And I'd do it again.
[x] Black: Because I'm sexy.

"I slapped a horse cause I'm sexy".

posted over a year ago

ripperoo1 said:

I ate out with an IPod because I have amazing boobs.
Sucks, coz I'm am male.
Sucks for me! 8D

posted over a year ago

bubblegum_kiss said:

i raped an orange because i like noodles.. well, that pretty much sums up my life and purpose in the world.

posted over a year ago

brooklyn98 said:

I slapped a pickle because I'm sexy! LOL

posted over a year ago

4cheese said:

I got "I licked a duck because I'm a pimp..."
Who the fuck made this?
PEACE OUT! 030

posted over a year ago

My sister's is "I ninja-kicked an orange because I have amazing boobs...?"

4cheese posted over a year ago

IoYoI said:

I had sex with a lesbian because I wanted to...

I actually HAVE done this.

Is mine the only one that turned out true??

posted over a year ago

Yes. Thanks for the confession.

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

^Anytime. ;)

IoYoI posted over a year ago

bakuargirl729 said:

I licked A cereal box Because I'm a pimp. .3.

posted over a year ago

botchfromhell said:

I had sex with a horse because I'm a pimp
Seems legit

posted over a year ago

OwlEyes12 said:

I raped...A llama...Because i'm a pimp.

there are soooooo many things wrong with that sentance

posted over a year ago

blazeandarose said:

I slapped a glass of milk because i'm a pimp.

WTF

posted over a year ago

blackpanther666 said:

I raped a ninja, because I'm beautiful...

Hmmm, I was wondering where I got the black outfit from and the shurikens //Assassinated//

posted over a year ago

noobio7143 said:

I went out with Santa Clause because I'm a pimp...

posted over a year ago

Queefa2022 said:

I slapped some cheese because I'm sexy! ;p lol.

posted over a year ago

robobot14 said:

I pulled a duck because I'm a pimp

posted over a year ago

blackrose294 said:

I slapped Santa Claus because I'm sexy?!

posted over a year ago

Skittyme said:

I banged a toothbrush because I like noodles. :O

posted over a year ago

Noeli-Chan said:

I banged santa claus because I like noodles

posted over a year ago

Lolz

Noeli-Chan posted over a year ago

alley529 said:

i banged a homosexual because i wanted too.....O.o

posted over a year ago

animegurl23 said:

I cuddled with a hobo because i like noodles............ interesting.....-_-

posted over a year ago

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

Random9747649 said:

i cuddled with Santa Clause because I'm a pimp.
Santa better get me those presents or else imma kill him! B)

posted over a year ago

...

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

xwolf19 said:

I ninja kicked a homo because I'm beautiful.

Ok.....

posted over a year ago

Cool!

blackrose294 posted over a year ago

XDD

sideshowbobbart posted over a year ago

popstar000 said:

i smoked with Paris Hilton because i wanted to.

haha im great

posted over a year ago

VanilaCoco said:

I smoked with my best mate because I wanted to.
Finally a normal answer!

posted over a year ago

Hallelujah!

MasterOfFear posted over a year ago

wantadog said:

I ate out with a pickle because that's how I roll.

lol my favorite colors are blue and grey...grey won

posted over a year ago

Sucks for the pickle.

Shadmai posted over a year ago

Twilight_Dream said:

I stabbed Paris Hilton because I like noodles.

Seems legit.

posted over a year ago

chillyneon said:

I BANGED THE KOOL AID GUY CAUSE IM COOL XD

posted over a year ago

Aimee147 said:

I had sex with a cat because I wanted to.

O__o I'm not into the whole bestiality thing >_>

posted over a year ago

Sandfire_Paiger said:

I smoked with a crackhead because I have amazing boobs...

Damn.

posted over a year ago

DemigodsRock said:

I ninja kicked Paris Hilton because I wanted to.... I love my birthday. :)

posted over a year ago

crrazycake said:

I smoked with A crackhead Because it was cool. XDD

posted over a year ago

trixieKitten said:

I ninja kicked a pickle because I like noodles.

posted over a year ago

Seems Legit...

DemigodsRock posted over a year ago

Okuni said:

"I slapped a bisexual because I'm sexy."

.........

!!!

O_O

WTH?!?!?!?!?!? I AM NOT SEXY THANKYOUVERYMUCH!!!!! I DRESS LIKE A BOY!!!!!!! Though I did slap a bisexual before........don't ask.

posted over a year ago

Wow... That's amazing.

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

Lady10358 said:

I ate out with a porn star Because I like noodles and I'm gay??? Alright for 1 this doesn't make sense, and why would I do it because I like noodles? for 2 this is sooo not true.

posted over a year ago

orchidpea said:

I ran naked with and easter egg because its cool

posted over a year ago

Misspiggyno1fan said:

I stabbed Paris Hilton because I'm Beautiful.

posted over a year ago

Musiquelover said:

I ninja kicked my best mate because I have amazing boobs. O___e

posted over a year ago

Toxic_pandas said:

I ran naked with A pickle Because I'm a pimp.
April/8/purple

posted over a year ago

BeastBoyCahill said:

I ate out with a toilet because I'm beautiful with my amazing boobs???

xD I'm not a girl!

posted over a year ago

thats what SHE said! \shot\shot\shot

missracoon posted over a year ago

Is that sanitary?

Shadmai posted over a year ago

.__.

MissChicky97 posted over a year ago

@missracoon: Is SHE Haruhi Fujioka? XD @Shadmai: Perhaps... @Valechan: What? XD

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

Kowalski355 said:

i ate out with a ninja because i wanted to XD

posted over a year ago

missracoon said:

I ninja kicked a toilet because i'm sexy!
:D i liek the way you think!

posted over a year ago

vic5293 said:

i ran naked with my ex because i have amazing boobs O_o

posted over a year ago

Immortal42 said:

I stabbed an easter egg because it was cool. And because I'm beautiful. And because I wanted to.

posted over a year ago

Ryan231 said:

''i had sex with an orange because i wanted too'
O_O

posted over a year ago

...

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

koolkat-1104 said:

November: I smoked with A toothbrush Because I'm sexy. o.O

posted over a year ago

-AngelLove- said:

O_O Mines was "I ran naked with a homo because im sexy" ahhhh

posted over a year ago

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

tdlovr1234 said:

I banged some cheese becase I smoke crack.

posted over a year ago

*because

tdlovr1234 posted over a year ago

99andskj said:

I ran naked with Santa Claus because I HAVE NO FAVOURITE COLOUR. >:3

posted over a year ago

Princesskiara15 said:

i raped a llama cause i wanted to

posted over a year ago

AmberUchiha said:

i raped a horse cause i wanted to......

ok...... thts jus dang creepy o.O

posted over a year ago

dizzydiscgirl said:

I lickedsanta clause because I like noodles.

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET WIERD ONES?!?!? XD

posted over a year ago

Tychyng22 said:

I Ninja kicked a ninja because I like noodles.

posted over a year ago

RedPineapple said:

I stabbed a ninja because I'm beautiful.

>_>'

posted over a year ago

buffyl0v3r44 said:

I pulled a toothbrush because it was cool

posted over a year ago

Alexis_Pierce said:

omg i got
i smoked with an ipod because im a pimp LOL

posted over a year ago

prod4ever said:

I went out with a ninja bcuz I have amazing boobs but y a ninja and my sis got I had sex with a whore bcuz I'm a pimp my mom got I raped a llama because I. Wanted to and my brother got by I ran naked with the kool aid guy because I wanted to

posted over a year ago