If youll believe this, numbers 3, 7, 11, 13, 16-18, 20, 21, 23-25, 33-35, 37, 38, 40-44, 47, 49, 51, 53-61, 63, 65, 66, 68, 69, 71, 72, 74-76, 78, 79 and 80 are all true for me! And 14 will be true when I get a pet corn snake. My mom won't allow me to change my cats names.
1) Leather is all you wear.
2) A one-piece diamond pattern body suit is all you wear.
3) You hate justin beiber IMMENSELY. With a passion. Just because he copies Queen.
4) You pretend to throw up when anything else but Queen is on the radio.
5) You really do throw up when anything but Queen is on the radio.
6) You do Freddie For A Day EVERY day.
7) You paint your left hand nails black like Freddie did in the 70's (I do this!)
8) You spend study hall studying Queen.
9) You skip class just to listen to Queen.
10) At parties, you simply down-right REFUSE to dance unless Queen is playing (especially if you're a bad dancer).
11) YOU start the stomp-stomp-clap at sporting events.
12) You don't know any other artists songs by heart.
13) In music class when the teacher says "what song would you like to play/sing?", you say "Bohemian Rhapsody!"
14) You name your pet "Deaky"
15) You REname your pet "Deaky"
16) You start calling people "dear", and "darling" and "lovies" like Freddie did.
17) You squeal anytime you read the word "queen" even if it has nothing to do with music.
18) You're the only one in your whole class who knows over 15 Queen songs by heart.
19) You wear really tight tights all the time, even if you're a guy.
20) If someone calls you "crazy" you start singing I'm Going Slightly Mad.
21) You're not embarrassed by 16 - 20.
22) You style your hair like Brian's, even if it doesn't work for your style.
23)You naturally have hair like Brian's.
24) If someone annoys you, you start singing "Death On Two Legs" to them (if you know the lyrics you'll understand why)
25) When your friends talk about their favourite singers, you shake your head and say "Not as good as ol' Freddie."
26) You're the most flamboyantly dressed in the school.
27) Hammer To Fall by Brian is "your jam". 🎶
28) Living On My Own by Freddie is "your jam"🎶
29) A Kind Of Magic by Roger is "your jam" 🎶
30) Another One Bites The Dust by John is "your jam"🎶
31) If you're a guy, you sing Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy to your girlfriend (or if you're gay, boyfriend. It doesn't matter. All that matters is you love Queen, right?)
32) If you're a guy, you like to dress up in drag and dance to I Want To Break Free.
33) If you're a girl, you like to find your most girly outfit and put on a fake moustache, and dance around to I Want To Break Free.
34) You feel guilty if you're playing Radio Ga Ga on somthing other than a radio.
35) You ask everyone you meet within the first 10 minutes if they like Queen.
36) You can't see an inch of your bedroom wall space, for it's obscured by posters of Queen.
37) You play Queen music on your violin, even though it diesn't sound good on a violin.
38) You sing Somebody To Love when you feel like you can't find a boyfriend or girlfriend.
39) If you're a good artist, you spend all your free time drawing the members, and the Queen crest.
40) You know the personalities of each of the band members.
41) You celebrate the band members birthdays (I have the same one as Roger!)
42) You celebrate Queen Day (I heard it's an actual day, September 8th!)
43) You successfully get more than 3 friends hooked on Queen.
44) You DARE not interrupt when Queen is playing. (A picture on this club says "when Queen is playing, you shut the fuck up!")
45) You aren't allowed to listen to Queen at night because you'll get "over excited"
46) You move to London (if you don't live there) just to be near the Queen International Fan Club.
47) You at least want to move to London (if you don't live there) just to be near the Queen International Fan Club.
48) You sing Fat-Bottomed Girls in public really loud with no shame.
49) Any other band is boring to you.
50) You find moustaches very hot.
51) You relate just about anything to lyrics in a Queen song!
52) You sing Killer Queen in the shower. Really loud. You probably annoy all other members of the household.
53) When you need an energy kick, Don't Stop Me Now is your favourite song!
54) You still cry over Freddie's death when you hear No-One But You.
55) Even if you don't understand a song, you love it with all your heart.
56) You spend over 20 minutes just sighing contentedly, looking at a picture of the band.
57) You kiss the pictures of the band.
58) When you compliment a hot guy, you say he looks just like Roger in the early 80's.
59) On an average day Queen takes up over 80% of your thought space.
60) You feel guilty if you listen to anything else.
61) You hate the press.
62) Your binder has stickers of Queen all over it (where do you find those?)
63) If someone insults Queen, you majorly freak out and go into a half hour speech why Queen is the greatest, and anyone who says different is a bug-brain.
64) You beat up whoever insults Queen.
65) You can talk for hours about how hot they are.
66) You only mouth along to Queen for fear of drowning out the radio.
67) This is what's written in your locker (or desk if you have an office job) : QueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQue
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68) You feel very emotional when you hear, or even think about, Bohemian Rhapsody. Sometimes you cry, even.
69) You constantly compare others to Queen until you get kicked out of the room (not as cute as John / not as loud as Queen / not as charming as Freddie) ect.
70) You pretend to fly around in a little car thing like in the Radio Ga Ga music video.
71) The last song you listened to was Queen.
72) The song you are listening to right now is Queen.
73) I'll take you to the Seven Seas Of Rhye
74) If you pray to Freddie, you end it with "I love you!"
75) You think you sound like a banshee compared to Freddie.
76) You like penguins just because they're Brian's favourite animal. (they're so cute!)
77) You get a jester hat just because John wears one in the I'm Going Slightly Mad video.
78) You watch some music videos (I recommend I Want To Break Free and I'm Going Slightly Mad as good examples) and learn how to dance like Freddie!
79) You see the GLOMPED picture at the bottom of the article? You are now Freddie, and your unsuspecting friends are John.
Thank all you darlings for reading! Love and kisses to you all! (Freddie ended a letter to the fan club somewhat like this!)
Hugs and kisses to the band! XOXOXOXO
80)You end any form of writing about Queen with hugs and kisses to each band member! :)
1) Leather is all you wear.
2) A one-piece diamond pattern body suit is all you wear.
3) You hate justin beiber IMMENSELY. With a passion. Just because he copies Queen.
4) You pretend to throw up when anything else but Queen is on the radio.
5) You really do throw up when anything but Queen is on the radio.
6) You do Freddie For A Day EVERY day.
7) You paint your left hand nails black like Freddie did in the 70's (I do this!)
8) You spend study hall studying Queen.
9) You skip class just to listen to Queen.
10) At parties, you simply down-right REFUSE to dance unless Queen is playing (especially if you're a bad dancer).
11) YOU start the stomp-stomp-clap at sporting events.
12) You don't know any other artists songs by heart.
13) In music class when the teacher says "what song would you like to play/sing?", you say "Bohemian Rhapsody!"
14) You name your pet "Deaky"
15) You REname your pet "Deaky"
16) You start calling people "dear", and "darling" and "lovies" like Freddie did.
17) You squeal anytime you read the word "queen" even if it has nothing to do with music.
18) You're the only one in your whole class who knows over 15 Queen songs by heart.
19) You wear really tight tights all the time, even if you're a guy.
20) If someone calls you "crazy" you start singing I'm Going Slightly Mad.
21) You're not embarrassed by 16 - 20.
22) You style your hair like Brian's, even if it doesn't work for your style.
23)You naturally have hair like Brian's.
24) If someone annoys you, you start singing "Death On Two Legs" to them (if you know the lyrics you'll understand why)
25) When your friends talk about their favourite singers, you shake your head and say "Not as good as ol' Freddie."
26) You're the most flamboyantly dressed in the school.
27) Hammer To Fall by Brian is "your jam". 🎶
28) Living On My Own by Freddie is "your jam"🎶
29) A Kind Of Magic by Roger is "your jam" 🎶
30) Another One Bites The Dust by John is "your jam"🎶
31) If you're a guy, you sing Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy to your girlfriend (or if you're gay, boyfriend. It doesn't matter. All that matters is you love Queen, right?)
32) If you're a guy, you like to dress up in drag and dance to I Want To Break Free.
33) If you're a girl, you like to find your most girly outfit and put on a fake moustache, and dance around to I Want To Break Free.
34) You feel guilty if you're playing Radio Ga Ga on somthing other than a radio.
35) You ask everyone you meet within the first 10 minutes if they like Queen.
36) You can't see an inch of your bedroom wall space, for it's obscured by posters of Queen.
37) You play Queen music on your violin, even though it diesn't sound good on a violin.
38) You sing Somebody To Love when you feel like you can't find a boyfriend or girlfriend.
39) If you're a good artist, you spend all your free time drawing the members, and the Queen crest.
40) You know the personalities of each of the band members.
41) You celebrate the band members birthdays (I have the same one as Roger!)
42) You celebrate Queen Day (I heard it's an actual day, September 8th!)
43) You successfully get more than 3 friends hooked on Queen.
44) You DARE not interrupt when Queen is playing. (A picture on this club says "when Queen is playing, you shut the fuck up!")
45) You aren't allowed to listen to Queen at night because you'll get "over excited"
46) You move to London (if you don't live there) just to be near the Queen International Fan Club.
47) You at least want to move to London (if you don't live there) just to be near the Queen International Fan Club.
48) You sing Fat-Bottomed Girls in public really loud with no shame.
49) Any other band is boring to you.
50) You find moustaches very hot.
51) You relate just about anything to lyrics in a Queen song!
52) You sing Killer Queen in the shower. Really loud. You probably annoy all other members of the household.
53) When you need an energy kick, Don't Stop Me Now is your favourite song!
54) You still cry over Freddie's death when you hear No-One But You.
55) Even if you don't understand a song, you love it with all your heart.
56) You spend over 20 minutes just sighing contentedly, looking at a picture of the band.
57) You kiss the pictures of the band.
58) When you compliment a hot guy, you say he looks just like Roger in the early 80's.
59) On an average day Queen takes up over 80% of your thought space.
60) You feel guilty if you listen to anything else.
61) You hate the press.
62) Your binder has stickers of Queen all over it (where do you find those?)
63) If someone insults Queen, you majorly freak out and go into a half hour speech why Queen is the greatest, and anyone who says different is a bug-brain.
64) You beat up whoever insults Queen.
65) You can talk for hours about how hot they are.
66) You only mouth along to Queen for fear of drowning out the radio.
67) This is what's written in your locker (or desk if you have an office job) : QueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQue
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nQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueen
QueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQ
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68) You feel very emotional when you hear, or even think about, Bohemian Rhapsody. Sometimes you cry, even.
69) You constantly compare others to Queen until you get kicked out of the room (not as cute as John / not as loud as Queen / not as charming as Freddie) ect.
70) You pretend to fly around in a little car thing like in the Radio Ga Ga music video.
71) The last song you listened to was Queen.
72) The song you are listening to right now is Queen.
73) I'll take you to the Seven Seas Of Rhye
74) If you pray to Freddie, you end it with "I love you!"
75) You think you sound like a banshee compared to Freddie.
76) You like penguins just because they're Brian's favourite animal. (they're so cute!)
77) You get a jester hat just because John wears one in the I'm Going Slightly Mad video.
78) You watch some music videos (I recommend I Want To Break Free and I'm Going Slightly Mad as good examples) and learn how to dance like Freddie!
79) You see the GLOMPED picture at the bottom of the article? You are now Freddie, and your unsuspecting friends are John.
Thank all you darlings for reading! Love and kisses to you all! (Freddie ended a letter to the fan club somewhat like this!)
Hugs and kisses to the band! XOXOXOXO
80)You end any form of writing about Queen with hugs and kisses to each band member! :)