This is one I remember !

Al singing:

All around the something..
The monkey chased the weasel,
The monkey did..something..
And something happened to the weasel!..

when the original is :

Round and round the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel,
The monkey stopped to pull up his sock,
And pop(!) goes the weasel

haha !..Al was crazy ! thanks for adding the original also !

Al: The only desire is for you to pamper them, and play with their..
Sam: Al !!..
Al:Hair! With their hair !..

:)

Al: Sam, you're going to die on May 14th. That's in two days.
Sam: I know that Al! Why ?
Al: Why? Well probably because you can't live with two thousand volts of electricity going through your body!..

Sam: Say something to me in Spanish
Al: Uhm..tu casa o mi casa
Sam: My place or yours ?! Al !!..

Al : We're making preparations for Tina's birthday party and she wants me to pop out of the cake. You'll never belive what she wants me to wear..

Sam: I'm running track, Al !
Al: Oh, well look, you pump your arms and you pump your legs and drive through the tape.
Sam: You were a runner too ?
Al: No, but it sounds good, doesn't it ?

haha !

*Sam is upset because he couldn't save the president from being shot by Oswald*
Al: Your swiss-cheesed brain probably doesn't remember, but..the first time around, Oswald killed Jackie too

:P

Al: You're part of a time travel experiment that went a little..ka-ka
Sam: A little ka-ka ?..How ka-ka?
Al: Well, you're here! That's great! Nobel Prize material! You should be proud!
Sam: And..?
Al *hesitating*: And..we're experiencing technical difficulties in retrieving you..

After Sam won a soccer game as Eddie Vega, Al went to check on the cheer leaders :P
Al: Oh Sam there was one little girl who had these pomelos
Sam: Pomelos are great food!
Al: That's my point..she had these beauutiful pomelos..

Al: Ziggy's 86.7 % sure that you're here to save Scarlett O'Hara there from getting squished by a chu chu
Sam: What about Jessee ? Was he squi..was he killed to ?
Al: Ziggy doesn't know

hahahaaa these are funny

The Italian episode Double Identity where Geno speaks in Italian while Sam sits in the hairdressing chair. It is hilarious. Sams says Volare. What a crack up.

oooh yeees :))) sooo funny :))))

Sam: "Why do we even bother?"
Al: "Cause that's what we do. We're professional botherers!"

Sam: Ziggy?
Ziggy: That was a quickie, Dr. Beckett.
Sam: What have you got on Al?
Ziggy: He's 175.26 centimeters tall, weighs 70.91...
Sam: Ziggy!
Ziggy: Yes, doctor?
Sam: Give me what I want, baby.
Ziggy: Ooh, if you weren't my father.