Nasty, but not very funny :)

-Don't go to the House of Bad Words- Jason's mom said.
Jason went and heard the word 'SHIT'.
-What does shit mean?- the boy asked.
-It means food- The mom replied. Jason was having a birthday party and he went to 'The House Of Bad Words'.
-What does douchebags mean?- Jason asked.
-It means guests- The mom said. When the food was ready Jason went to tell the guests.
-Douchebags, the shit is ready!-.