Not exactly a joke, but pretty nasty... :/

A little boy called his dad and while they were talking polices were chasing him. "Oh bitches." He said into the phone.
"What does bitches mean?" asked the boy.
"Police." answered his dad.
The next day, he saw his dad shaving his beard. He accidentally cut himself, and said "Oh pussy."
"What does pussy mean?" asked the boy.
"Beard." replied the dad.
The little boy went downstairs where his mom was cutting chicken. She accidentally sliced her finger. "Oh fuck." She said.
"What does fuck mean?" asked the boy.
"It means cutting." said the mother.
Then the little boy went outside where he saw police men coming.
"Hello bitches." said the boy.
"What? What are your parents doing?" they asked.
"My dad's upstairs shaving his pussy and my mom's downstairs fucking the chicken."