I've been around the block a few times when it comes to shit news. Up until now, I thought the passing of Davy Jones of The Monkees fame last year was the worst I would have had to endure. Well, congradu-bucking-lations, Hasbro, for setting the bar lower than competitive taxidermy. You expect us to keep quiet about Derpy Hooves not being on the show as a Where's Waldo-type character anymore?! No, motherbucker! I would rather watch every My Little Pony episode throughout every generation, in sequential order I might add, no matter how crappy the characters looked, in one long-ass marathon, then...
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