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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
And special guest stars
Black Tuesday and Stargazer from Triq267
Episode 116: The Biplane
Date: February 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye, and Stylo were getting ready to drive their first train for the day.
Hawkeye: *Climbing into the train with Stylo* Good thing Orion's still arrested for what he did a few days ago.
Stylo: I wonder if he'll still try to get fired on purpose when he gets back.
Hawkeye: Maybe. Who the fuck knows what's going on inside that stallion's head.
Stylo: I don't think I want to know.
Audience: *Laughing*
With that, the signal turned green, and the two stallions left the train yard in their freight train.
Stylo: What are we bringing to Denver today?
Hawkeye: Nineteen freezers with fruit inside of them.
Stylo: Freezers are too small to be on a train.
Hawkeye: Not that freezer. The freezer, as in refrigerated boxcar.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Stylo: Take a joke Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: That was a joke?
Audience: *Laughing*
Around that time, a red biplane was flying towards them, slowly losing altitude. The engine broke down, and the pilot couldn't get it to start.
Hawkeye: Watch out of that airplane.
Stylo: I am, and it's not an airplane, it's a biplane.
Hawkeye: Whatever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: It's heading towards the tracks in front of us! *Applies the brakes*
The pilot did land on the tracks. Even though the wheels were on the other track, next to the one that Hawkeye, and Stylo were using for their train, one of the wings were still blocking their path.
Stylo: *Stops the train two inches away from the wing*
Inside the biplane, was Stargazer, and Black Tuesday.
Black Tuesday: Are you all right Stargazer?
Stargazer: *Gets out of the cockpit* Yes, but the question is, is the plane okay?
Stylo: *Gets out with Hawkeye to talk to the two ponies* Hey you two.
Stargazer: You mind your own business!
Hawkeye: Easy, we just wanted to see if you were okay.
Stylo: Don't act like Gordon, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Tuesday: Who's Gordon?
Hawkeye: You never heard of him? Good.
Stylo: He was somepony that worked on our railroad, but he killed himself a few years ago.
Hawkeye: You wouldn't want the displeasure of meeting him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stargazer: I'm sorry you two, it's just this. *Hits the side of the plane* Fucking biplane!!
Stylo: If you ask me, it looks very nice.
Stargazer: I don't care, this is the 20th time this thing quit on me. No matter what I do, the engine just stops, like that.
Stylo: Mind if I take it off your hooves?
Stargazer: *Laughing* You must be out of your mind if you want to have a plane like this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I don't know about you, but I think with my salary on this railroad, I might be able to do something with this plane to make it more reliable.
Black Tuesday: I think he's serious Star.
Stargazer: I know, I know.
Stylo: Tell you what, give me the address of where you have this plane, and I'll come over there after 7 tonight to buy the plane. How much do you want?
Stargazer: For this piece of crap, I'll make it a thousand. You really don't know what you're doing.
Stylo: Oh yes I do.
Stargazer: *Shakes his head as he pushes the plane off the tracks with Black Tuesday* Railroad ponies. They're not as smart as other ponies like us. That's why their business has been losing money since 1949.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye, and Stylo didn't hear what Stargazer said as they got back into their train, and continued on to Denver.
2 B Continued
Triq, I hope you approve of this, as well as the rest of this episode, coming soon.
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
And special guest stars
Black Tuesday and Stargazer from Triq267
Episode 116: The Biplane
Date: February 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye, and Stylo were getting ready to drive their first train for the day.
Hawkeye: *Climbing into the train with Stylo* Good thing Orion's still arrested for what he did a few days ago.
Stylo: I wonder if he'll still try to get fired on purpose when he gets back.
Hawkeye: Maybe. Who the fuck knows what's going on inside that stallion's head.
Stylo: I don't think I want to know.
Audience: *Laughing*
With that, the signal turned green, and the two stallions left the train yard in their freight train.
Stylo: What are we bringing to Denver today?
Hawkeye: Nineteen freezers with fruit inside of them.
Stylo: Freezers are too small to be on a train.
Hawkeye: Not that freezer. The freezer, as in refrigerated boxcar.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Stylo: Take a joke Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: That was a joke?
Audience: *Laughing*
Around that time, a red biplane was flying towards them, slowly losing altitude. The engine broke down, and the pilot couldn't get it to start.
Hawkeye: Watch out of that airplane.
Stylo: I am, and it's not an airplane, it's a biplane.
Hawkeye: Whatever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: It's heading towards the tracks in front of us! *Applies the brakes*
The pilot did land on the tracks. Even though the wheels were on the other track, next to the one that Hawkeye, and Stylo were using for their train, one of the wings were still blocking their path.
Stylo: *Stops the train two inches away from the wing*
Inside the biplane, was Stargazer, and Black Tuesday.
Black Tuesday: Are you all right Stargazer?
Stargazer: *Gets out of the cockpit* Yes, but the question is, is the plane okay?
Stylo: *Gets out with Hawkeye to talk to the two ponies* Hey you two.
Stargazer: You mind your own business!
Hawkeye: Easy, we just wanted to see if you were okay.
Stylo: Don't act like Gordon, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Tuesday: Who's Gordon?
Hawkeye: You never heard of him? Good.
Stylo: He was somepony that worked on our railroad, but he killed himself a few years ago.
Hawkeye: You wouldn't want the displeasure of meeting him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stargazer: I'm sorry you two, it's just this. *Hits the side of the plane* Fucking biplane!!
Stylo: If you ask me, it looks very nice.
Stargazer: I don't care, this is the 20th time this thing quit on me. No matter what I do, the engine just stops, like that.
Stylo: Mind if I take it off your hooves?
Stargazer: *Laughing* You must be out of your mind if you want to have a plane like this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I don't know about you, but I think with my salary on this railroad, I might be able to do something with this plane to make it more reliable.
Black Tuesday: I think he's serious Star.
Stargazer: I know, I know.
Stylo: Tell you what, give me the address of where you have this plane, and I'll come over there after 7 tonight to buy the plane. How much do you want?
Stargazer: For this piece of crap, I'll make it a thousand. You really don't know what you're doing.
Stylo: Oh yes I do.
Stargazer: *Shakes his head as he pushes the plane off the tracks with Black Tuesday* Railroad ponies. They're not as smart as other ponies like us. That's why their business has been losing money since 1949.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye, and Stylo didn't hear what Stargazer said as they got back into their train, and continued on to Denver.
2 B Continued
Triq, I hope you approve of this, as well as the rest of this episode, coming soon.
Sitting by the door waiting for you to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.
Chorus: If their is any angels left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)
My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no more urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when you ask to forget.
Chorus: If their is any angels left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)
To be continued.......................
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