Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo hoo!!!
Alex: that's beautiful. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sean: No, but I did something to your grand daughter with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Keanu Reaves has an impressive negative $32,000.
Keanu: I know kung fu.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, no you don't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Adele in a commanding lead with zero.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: Did I win? Because there's some ponies I need to thank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are..
POTENT POTABLES
FOREIGN FLICKS
Things Trebek Sucks
Alex: Wait-
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: HAHAHAHA!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Alright. *Gets rid of the Things Trebek Sucks category* Let's continue.
POTPOURRI
HOT OR COLD?
WHAT EARS DO
IS THIS A HAT?
Alex: That's when I name an object, and you tell whether, or not, it's a hat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally,
COLORS THAT END IN URPLE
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Adele, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Adele: I'm a mare you know.
Audience: HHHAAAAA!! *Clapping*
Alex: Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for 800.
Sean: *Rings in* Rarity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Sean: Rarity, Penelope Cruz, and Kristin Kreuk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looks at Foreign Flicks. All of the letters are upper case, and the L, and I look like a U* That's foreign flicks Mr. The Hedgehog.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: FOREIGN. FLICKS. Mr. Reeves, why don't you pick?
Keanu: I shall take balloons for 800 if you please.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Keanu: My mistake, I shall choose balloons for 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell you what, let's just do colors that end in urple, for 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This color ends in urple.
Adele: *Rings in*
Alex: Adele?
Adele: What is Light Urple?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* Wow.
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Keanu Reeves?
Keanu: I will venture a guess. Who is Jaleel White?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Keanu: Is that not the gentlecolt who played Steve Urple, the humorous fellow who wears glasses, and loves cheese?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's Urkle!
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Oh good, Mr. The Hedgehog wants to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I thought of some more foreign mares I f**ked.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to Hot Or Cold for 400.
Video Daily Double noises played.
Alex: And it's a video daily double. Here goes nothing, please take a look at your video monitors.
This song played while a random pony was holding a cup of tea: link
Audience: *Cheering*
Random Pony: It's me, Eddie Murphy, I sang this song in Shrek 2.
Audience: *Clapping*
Random Pony: In this cup is some hot tea. Hot hot hot! Watch. *Drinks, but burns his tongue* Yow!! Hot hot hot! So the answer is, hot hot hot! Or cold? Hot hot hot! Or cold? Come on! Hot hot hot!
The video ends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: None of you knows?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No one can figure out whether the hot tea is hot, or cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Thank god, Keanu Reeves.
Keanu: Is it iced tea?
Alex: NO! It's hot tea!
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: Well then, I have no idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to final jeopardy. The category is... oh come on, why would they do this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Famous Granddaughters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: This is my lucky day!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Not going to give you the satisfaction.
Sean: Aw!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The new category is anything. Write anything.
Final Jeopardy music started playing.
Alex: Just write. Use your pen, and arm, and move the pen around with your arm.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Scribble if you want, just make, some kind of mark.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's get this over with. Sean the hedgehog you wrote down, below. I don't know why you wrote that, but technically that's a correct answer. You did write something. Let's see what you wagered. Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Below me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: HA!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Below me. I don't get it.
Sean: Oh you do you Canadian prick!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: A proud day for you, and your family. Keanu Reeves, you look very pleased. Let's see what you wrote down. Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The question was write anything, and you got it wrong. I'm speechless.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what you wagered. Eleventy billion dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not even a real number.
Keanu: Yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Simply amazing. And finally, Adele.
Adele: Thanks Alex, I'm so honored to have been here. There's a lot ponies I have to thank. I couldn't have done it, without Alex Trebek, the incredible cast, and crew of Jeopardy, my agent who is always looking for ways to get me on the big screen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: That's it.
Alex: Touching. That's it for Jeopardy. Good night.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Classroom.
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo hoo!!!
Alex: that's beautiful. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sean: No, but I did something to your grand daughter with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Keanu Reaves has an impressive negative $32,000.
Keanu: I know kung fu.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, no you don't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Adele in a commanding lead with zero.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: Did I win? Because there's some ponies I need to thank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are..
POTENT POTABLES
FOREIGN FLICKS
Things Trebek Sucks
Alex: Wait-
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: HAHAHAHA!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Alright. *Gets rid of the Things Trebek Sucks category* Let's continue.
POTPOURRI
HOT OR COLD?
WHAT EARS DO
IS THIS A HAT?
Alex: That's when I name an object, and you tell whether, or not, it's a hat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally,
COLORS THAT END IN URPLE
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Adele, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Adele: I'm a mare you know.
Audience: HHHAAAAA!! *Clapping*
Alex: Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for 800.
Sean: *Rings in* Rarity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Sean: Rarity, Penelope Cruz, and Kristin Kreuk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looks at Foreign Flicks. All of the letters are upper case, and the L, and I look like a U* That's foreign flicks Mr. The Hedgehog.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: FOREIGN. FLICKS. Mr. Reeves, why don't you pick?
Keanu: I shall take balloons for 800 if you please.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Keanu: My mistake, I shall choose balloons for 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell you what, let's just do colors that end in urple, for 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This color ends in urple.
Adele: *Rings in*
Alex: Adele?
Adele: What is Light Urple?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* Wow.
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Keanu Reeves?
Keanu: I will venture a guess. Who is Jaleel White?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Keanu: Is that not the gentlecolt who played Steve Urple, the humorous fellow who wears glasses, and loves cheese?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's Urkle!
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Oh good, Mr. The Hedgehog wants to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I thought of some more foreign mares I f**ked.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to Hot Or Cold for 400.
Video Daily Double noises played.
Alex: And it's a video daily double. Here goes nothing, please take a look at your video monitors.
This song played while a random pony was holding a cup of tea: link
Audience: *Cheering*
Random Pony: It's me, Eddie Murphy, I sang this song in Shrek 2.
Audience: *Clapping*
Random Pony: In this cup is some hot tea. Hot hot hot! Watch. *Drinks, but burns his tongue* Yow!! Hot hot hot! So the answer is, hot hot hot! Or cold? Hot hot hot! Or cold? Come on! Hot hot hot!
The video ends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: None of you knows?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No one can figure out whether the hot tea is hot, or cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Thank god, Keanu Reeves.
Keanu: Is it iced tea?
Alex: NO! It's hot tea!
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: Well then, I have no idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to final jeopardy. The category is... oh come on, why would they do this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Famous Granddaughters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: This is my lucky day!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Not going to give you the satisfaction.
Sean: Aw!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The new category is anything. Write anything.
Final Jeopardy music started playing.
Alex: Just write. Use your pen, and arm, and move the pen around with your arm.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Scribble if you want, just make, some kind of mark.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's get this over with. Sean the hedgehog you wrote down, below. I don't know why you wrote that, but technically that's a correct answer. You did write something. Let's see what you wagered. Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Below me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: HA!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Below me. I don't get it.
Sean: Oh you do you Canadian prick!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: A proud day for you, and your family. Keanu Reeves, you look very pleased. Let's see what you wrote down. Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The question was write anything, and you got it wrong. I'm speechless.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what you wagered. Eleventy billion dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not even a real number.
Keanu: Yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Simply amazing. And finally, Adele.
Adele: Thanks Alex, I'm so honored to have been here. There's a lot ponies I have to thank. I couldn't have done it, without Alex Trebek, the incredible cast, and crew of Jeopardy, my agent who is always looking for ways to get me on the big screen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: That's it.
Alex: Touching. That's it for Jeopardy. Good night.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Classroom.
Hi im cherrybrook and im a few months old. This story will be based on my fillyhood ☺. Its a thursday night april 6 and thats the day I was born. Four years after that I was already in school. Lots of time I got straight A's, but today I got in big trouble.
Cause I yelled at my teacher😳man I was so embarrassed
After school my mom made me clean the whole house
And my dad made me clean four other houses. Plus I was grounded the Good thing was only for two days. And summer started! YAY!!!😃Finally! My mom and dad left me with my sister cause they were going on there honey moon 😝 "alright little twerp im the boss of the house" my sister said." So we gon tear this place up!!!" She said with blearing rock music.
so she forsed me to my room the weird thing is she picked me up with her horn 😖 I cant do that. Then she brought her friends and her boyfriend over. Man im so telling my mom and dad bout that😡 to be continued😊
Cause I yelled at my teacher😳man I was so embarrassed
After school my mom made me clean the whole house
And my dad made me clean four other houses. Plus I was grounded the Good thing was only for two days. And summer started! YAY!!!😃Finally! My mom and dad left me with my sister cause they were going on there honey moon 😝 "alright little twerp im the boss of the house" my sister said." So we gon tear this place up!!!" She said with blearing rock music.
so she forsed me to my room the weird thing is she picked me up with her horn 😖 I cant do that. Then she brought her friends and her boyfriend over. Man im so telling my mom and dad bout that😡 to be continued😊