Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...
9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red Pony falls out the sky, and almost hits her.
AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H Hey Applejack (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are you drunk or something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* You really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.
Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear Applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.
Saten Twist: I I love you Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. You showed up at my house four times.. Uninvited!
Saten Twist: Yeah.. So?
AppleJack: Look. I don't wanna seem like a mean girl, but. As I told you a hundred times before.. We're not a couple. So stop acting like we are.
Saten Twist: *dumbly* I I don't understand?
AppleJack: Look. I'm sorry sugercube. But your too crazy for me.
Saten Twist: How am I crazy!?
AppleJack: Well., For starters.. You are always threatening to stab people with sharp objects. Plus your a bit of a thief, often robbing people. Even me.
Saten Twist: Oh come on. You never wear that shirt.
AppleJack: That's not the point.
Saten Twist: Fine. Fine.. But I still bought you this *gives her the hat that is now iconic*
THE NEXT DAY/SUMMER SUN CELEBRATION:
Saten Twist is trotting around without any proper destination, still abit hungover, and grumpy about AppleJack. Unfortantly for him, he was nearly hit by the carriage Twilight and Spike arrived in, since this is back when she first came to ponyville.
Twilight: Ohh. Sorry..
Saten Twist: You from canterlot?
Twilight: How do you know?
Saten Twist: Can tell by the type of carriage.
Twilight: Hope that isn't a problem.
Saten Twist: No. No.. Just as long as you never end up becoming an alicorn princess.
Twilight: Yeah.. That would be weird.
Spike and Twilight got out and soon met Pinkie, but while their bizarre interaction with her.
Saten Twist, ended up stealing the carriage for no full reason other then boredom.
LATER SAME DAY:
AppleJack was bucking apples, when she heard her name start being called up.
Saten Twist: AppleJack! Up here!
AppleJack *looks up to see him*: Saten Twist!? What the hell are you doing here!?
Saten Twist: That Dosen't matter. What do you think of my carriage!? *proves to be still riding in it*
AppleJack: Sugercube. Please tell me you didn't steal that in some lame tempt to win me over.
Saten Twist: That depends.. Is it working?
AppleJack: No. Not at all.. Now. Please go away. I'm busy.
Saten Twist: Fine. Whatever. *flies it away*
THE EVENING:
After flying in the carriage all day. Saten Twist saw there that there was something going on in the tree liberary. And peaked inside.
Pinkie: that's why. I threw this party, and invited everyone in ponyville.
Saten Twist *groans*: Not me.. But oh well. Just me and my car- Crap. The carriage is gone.. Oh well. It was getting boring anyway.
That's all I got. So..
THE END!
9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red Pony falls out the sky, and almost hits her.
AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H Hey Applejack (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are you drunk or something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* You really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.
Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear Applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.
Saten Twist: I I love you Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. You showed up at my house four times.. Uninvited!
Saten Twist: Yeah.. So?
AppleJack: Look. I don't wanna seem like a mean girl, but. As I told you a hundred times before.. We're not a couple. So stop acting like we are.
Saten Twist: *dumbly* I I don't understand?
AppleJack: Look. I'm sorry sugercube. But your too crazy for me.
Saten Twist: How am I crazy!?
AppleJack: Well., For starters.. You are always threatening to stab people with sharp objects. Plus your a bit of a thief, often robbing people. Even me.
Saten Twist: Oh come on. You never wear that shirt.
AppleJack: That's not the point.
Saten Twist: Fine. Fine.. But I still bought you this *gives her the hat that is now iconic*
THE NEXT DAY/SUMMER SUN CELEBRATION:
Saten Twist is trotting around without any proper destination, still abit hungover, and grumpy about AppleJack. Unfortantly for him, he was nearly hit by the carriage Twilight and Spike arrived in, since this is back when she first came to ponyville.
Twilight: Ohh. Sorry..
Saten Twist: You from canterlot?
Twilight: How do you know?
Saten Twist: Can tell by the type of carriage.
Twilight: Hope that isn't a problem.
Saten Twist: No. No.. Just as long as you never end up becoming an alicorn princess.
Twilight: Yeah.. That would be weird.
Spike and Twilight got out and soon met Pinkie, but while their bizarre interaction with her.
Saten Twist, ended up stealing the carriage for no full reason other then boredom.
LATER SAME DAY:
AppleJack was bucking apples, when she heard her name start being called up.
Saten Twist: AppleJack! Up here!
AppleJack *looks up to see him*: Saten Twist!? What the hell are you doing here!?
Saten Twist: That Dosen't matter. What do you think of my carriage!? *proves to be still riding in it*
AppleJack: Sugercube. Please tell me you didn't steal that in some lame tempt to win me over.
Saten Twist: That depends.. Is it working?
AppleJack: No. Not at all.. Now. Please go away. I'm busy.
Saten Twist: Fine. Whatever. *flies it away*
THE EVENING:
After flying in the carriage all day. Saten Twist saw there that there was something going on in the tree liberary. And peaked inside.
Pinkie: that's why. I threw this party, and invited everyone in ponyville.
Saten Twist *groans*: Not me.. But oh well. Just me and my car- Crap. The carriage is gone.. Oh well. It was getting boring anyway.
That's all I got. So..
THE END!
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a cloud of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a cloud of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger said evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded by biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered by this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather or not she REALLY thought it was funny, or was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger said evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded by biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered by this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather or not she REALLY thought it was funny, or was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song Lyrics~
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until you all shared it's magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
You have My Little Ponies
Do you know you're all my very best friends?
Ponies who sang in this song:
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
Applejack
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until you all shared it's magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
You have My Little Ponies
Do you know you're all my very best friends?
Ponies who sang in this song:
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
Applejack