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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, Rainbow Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 7
Pinkie Gets Jealous
So it's a nice day in all of Equestria. Soarin was flying toward the ground, and landed at Sweet Apple Acres. He was looking forward to having one of Applejack's famous apple pies. But all of a sudden, somepony hit the back of his head with a frying pan.
A few minutes later, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking by Sweet Apple Acres. Then, they heard somepony shouting for help.
Rainbow Dash: Do you hear that?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm. Let me take a minute to hear the sound that you are talking about. *Grabs binoculars, and looks around*
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, that doesn't help you hear, that helps you see. *Takes binoculars away*
Pinkie Pie: What?! I can't hear you!!
Rainbow Dash: Okay, never mind. *Gives binoculars back to Pinkie Pie*
????: HELP!!
Rainbow Dash: I heard it again. It sounds like it's coming from... *Pointing at Sweet Apple Acres* There! *Flies to S.A.A*
Pinkie Pie: *Following*
Karl: *Making fire* We'll have a roasted wonderbolt for dessert.
Soarin: I don't wanna be roasted! I don't even like smores!
Kyle: Neither do we, but we're roasting you over this fire anyway.
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives* Not on my watch!
Karl: You're not even wearing a watch.
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at watch drawn on her front leg* Yes I am. I had this thing ever since the episode Party Of One.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave the fourth wall breaking to me.
Rainbow Dash: Release Soarin, or else.
Kyle: You can't do anything. We're tougher than you, and-
Rainbow Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: OW! Okay, we surrender. Take Soarin!
Rainbow Dash: *Unties Soarin, and leaves with him as well as Pinkie Pie*
Karl: Discord will not be happy about this!
After Soarin was rescued, he went with Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.
Soarin: Thank you for saving me.
Rainbow Dash: No problem. It's what I do best. They don't call me the element of loyalty for nothing.
Soarin: They should call you beautiful, because you are beautiful. No doubt about it.
Rainbow Dash: *Blushing* You really think I'm beautiful?
Soarin: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, what about me?
Soarin: What about you?
Pinkie Pie: If it weren't for me, Dashie wouldn't have saved you.
Soarin: I saw the entire thing. You didn't do anything to help her.
Rainbow Dash: Ah, it's okay. She's very helpful in most of the battles I get against Discord.
Pinkie Pie: Most of the battles? MOST?! What happened to all of them?
Rainbow Dash: Can you excuse me for a moment?
Soarin: Sure. *Goes outside*
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what is wrong with you? Why are you acting like an attention... Forget it.
Pinkie Pie: What do you mean forget it?
Rainbow Dash: If you're gonna be jealous of Soarin, I'll fight Discord with him instead of you.
Pinkie Pie: *Banging on ground* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! We work together! It says so in the opening credits!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, well not anymore. *Leaves Sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: WHYY?! To think that this would happen to me, of all ponies.
Meanwhile, at Discord's base of operations.
Discord: *Looking at Rainbow Dash, and Soarin through perescope* Well then. It seems that Pinkie Pie has been replaced by somepony else.
Screwball: Who is Rainbow Dash working with now?
Discord: It appears to be. *Sees Soarin* WHAT?! I thought Karl, and Kyle kidnapped Soarin, and burned him with fire! How is he still alive? *Hits button* Karl, Kyle, get over here now!
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive* What do you want sir?
Discord: Soarin has not been set on fire, and killed. Why is that?
Karl: It's funny you should mention that. We were going to kill him, but...
Kyle: Rainbow Dash defeated us, and rescured Soarin.
Discord: Well, this is unnacceptable! Kidnap him again, and make sure he gets set on fire, and killed!
Karl: Okay.
Rainbow Dash, and Soarin were at Dash's cloudhouse. They were looking around the house, when they realized it was going towards the ground.
Soarin: *Looks down* Unicorns!
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Karl, and Kyle* What do they want?
Karl: *Uses magic to put Soarin in a bag*
Rainbow Dash: Leave him alone! *Punches Karl*
Karl: One punch ain't going to work this time.
Kyle: *Hits Rainbow Dash in the head with metal pipe*
Rainbow Dash: *Knocked out*
Soarin: Help!!
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears cry for help* That sounds like Soarin again. Why should I help him after he took Dashie away from me? Wait a minute, Dashie! She's with Soarin. I have to make sure she's okay! *Runs to where she heard the shout for help*
Rainbow Dash: *Waking up* What happened? *Feels head* Ow.. So much pain.
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, are you okay?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. Kyle hit my head with a metal pipe, and I blacked out. They took Soarin.
Pinkie Pie: Well, let's get him.
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: Ah, excellent. You captured Soarin. Now, *Starts fire in the middle of the floor* It's nothing personal wonderbolt. It's just business.
Karl: *Gets Soarin tied to a long metal stick*
Kyle: *Puts metal stick over fire* Roasting a wonderbolt again.
Karl: This time, we'll really roast him.
Rainbow Dash: *Barges in room* Not on my watch!
Discord: You know what to do.
Pinkie Pie: Fight time! *Playing 60's Batman music on radio*
Karl: *Grabs chair*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks chair from Kark*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Screwball*
BIFF!
Kyle: *Kicks Pinkie Pie onto ground*
OUCH!
Rainbow Dash: *Grabs metal rod* Hey Kyle, let's see how you like getting hit with a metal rod! *Hits Kyle's head with a metal rod*
REVENGE!
Pinkie Pie: *Gets back up, and punches Kyle*
RANDOM WORDS APPEARING FROM NOWHERE!
Rainbow Dash: Keep fighting them, I'm gonna save Soarin.
Discord: Oh no you don't. *Pushes Rainbow Dash away from Soarin*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Discord*
Discord: *Falls while accidentally setting Soarin free*
Soarin: Yes! *Flies away*
Rainbow Dash: Your plan failed Discord.
Karl, Kyle, and Screwball: We surrender!
Discord: Don't surrender.
Pinkie Pie: *Pointing party cannon at Discord's sidekicks*
Discord: On second thought, surrender.
Rainbow Dash: Now, why were you trying to kill Soarin?
Discord: Because he's a wonderbolt, and I know how much you like The Wonderbolts.
Rainbow Dash: Well that's not nice. What have I ever done to you?
Discord: Besides being cooler, and beating me in every battle we have?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah!
Discord: Ummm. I don't know. It's just that you're cooler than me, and you always beat me in every battle we have.
Rainbow Dash: And let's keep it that way. *Knocks out Discord* Come on Pinkie Pie.
Both ponies got out of Discord's base of operations with their heads held high.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry for being jealous about Soarin. He was giving you all of those compliments, and he didn't say anything nice about me.
Rainbow Dash: It's okay Pinkie. If that ever happens again, I'll make sure you get some of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: SOME of the credit?
Rainbow Dash: Well it's better than none of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're right.
The End
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, Rainbow Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 7
Pinkie Gets Jealous
So it's a nice day in all of Equestria. Soarin was flying toward the ground, and landed at Sweet Apple Acres. He was looking forward to having one of Applejack's famous apple pies. But all of a sudden, somepony hit the back of his head with a frying pan.
A few minutes later, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking by Sweet Apple Acres. Then, they heard somepony shouting for help.
Rainbow Dash: Do you hear that?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm. Let me take a minute to hear the sound that you are talking about. *Grabs binoculars, and looks around*
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, that doesn't help you hear, that helps you see. *Takes binoculars away*
Pinkie Pie: What?! I can't hear you!!
Rainbow Dash: Okay, never mind. *Gives binoculars back to Pinkie Pie*
????: HELP!!
Rainbow Dash: I heard it again. It sounds like it's coming from... *Pointing at Sweet Apple Acres* There! *Flies to S.A.A*
Pinkie Pie: *Following*
Karl: *Making fire* We'll have a roasted wonderbolt for dessert.
Soarin: I don't wanna be roasted! I don't even like smores!
Kyle: Neither do we, but we're roasting you over this fire anyway.
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives* Not on my watch!
Karl: You're not even wearing a watch.
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at watch drawn on her front leg* Yes I am. I had this thing ever since the episode Party Of One.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave the fourth wall breaking to me.
Rainbow Dash: Release Soarin, or else.
Kyle: You can't do anything. We're tougher than you, and-
Rainbow Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: OW! Okay, we surrender. Take Soarin!
Rainbow Dash: *Unties Soarin, and leaves with him as well as Pinkie Pie*
Karl: Discord will not be happy about this!
After Soarin was rescued, he went with Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.
Soarin: Thank you for saving me.
Rainbow Dash: No problem. It's what I do best. They don't call me the element of loyalty for nothing.
Soarin: They should call you beautiful, because you are beautiful. No doubt about it.
Rainbow Dash: *Blushing* You really think I'm beautiful?
Soarin: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, what about me?
Soarin: What about you?
Pinkie Pie: If it weren't for me, Dashie wouldn't have saved you.
Soarin: I saw the entire thing. You didn't do anything to help her.
Rainbow Dash: Ah, it's okay. She's very helpful in most of the battles I get against Discord.
Pinkie Pie: Most of the battles? MOST?! What happened to all of them?
Rainbow Dash: Can you excuse me for a moment?
Soarin: Sure. *Goes outside*
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what is wrong with you? Why are you acting like an attention... Forget it.
Pinkie Pie: What do you mean forget it?
Rainbow Dash: If you're gonna be jealous of Soarin, I'll fight Discord with him instead of you.
Pinkie Pie: *Banging on ground* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! We work together! It says so in the opening credits!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, well not anymore. *Leaves Sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: WHYY?! To think that this would happen to me, of all ponies.
Meanwhile, at Discord's base of operations.
Discord: *Looking at Rainbow Dash, and Soarin through perescope* Well then. It seems that Pinkie Pie has been replaced by somepony else.
Screwball: Who is Rainbow Dash working with now?
Discord: It appears to be. *Sees Soarin* WHAT?! I thought Karl, and Kyle kidnapped Soarin, and burned him with fire! How is he still alive? *Hits button* Karl, Kyle, get over here now!
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive* What do you want sir?
Discord: Soarin has not been set on fire, and killed. Why is that?
Karl: It's funny you should mention that. We were going to kill him, but...
Kyle: Rainbow Dash defeated us, and rescured Soarin.
Discord: Well, this is unnacceptable! Kidnap him again, and make sure he gets set on fire, and killed!
Karl: Okay.
Rainbow Dash, and Soarin were at Dash's cloudhouse. They were looking around the house, when they realized it was going towards the ground.
Soarin: *Looks down* Unicorns!
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Karl, and Kyle* What do they want?
Karl: *Uses magic to put Soarin in a bag*
Rainbow Dash: Leave him alone! *Punches Karl*
Karl: One punch ain't going to work this time.
Kyle: *Hits Rainbow Dash in the head with metal pipe*
Rainbow Dash: *Knocked out*
Soarin: Help!!
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears cry for help* That sounds like Soarin again. Why should I help him after he took Dashie away from me? Wait a minute, Dashie! She's with Soarin. I have to make sure she's okay! *Runs to where she heard the shout for help*
Rainbow Dash: *Waking up* What happened? *Feels head* Ow.. So much pain.
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, are you okay?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. Kyle hit my head with a metal pipe, and I blacked out. They took Soarin.
Pinkie Pie: Well, let's get him.
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: Ah, excellent. You captured Soarin. Now, *Starts fire in the middle of the floor* It's nothing personal wonderbolt. It's just business.
Karl: *Gets Soarin tied to a long metal stick*
Kyle: *Puts metal stick over fire* Roasting a wonderbolt again.
Karl: This time, we'll really roast him.
Rainbow Dash: *Barges in room* Not on my watch!
Discord: You know what to do.
Pinkie Pie: Fight time! *Playing 60's Batman music on radio*
Karl: *Grabs chair*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks chair from Kark*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Screwball*
BIFF!
Kyle: *Kicks Pinkie Pie onto ground*
OUCH!
Rainbow Dash: *Grabs metal rod* Hey Kyle, let's see how you like getting hit with a metal rod! *Hits Kyle's head with a metal rod*
REVENGE!
Pinkie Pie: *Gets back up, and punches Kyle*
RANDOM WORDS APPEARING FROM NOWHERE!
Rainbow Dash: Keep fighting them, I'm gonna save Soarin.
Discord: Oh no you don't. *Pushes Rainbow Dash away from Soarin*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Discord*
Discord: *Falls while accidentally setting Soarin free*
Soarin: Yes! *Flies away*
Rainbow Dash: Your plan failed Discord.
Karl, Kyle, and Screwball: We surrender!
Discord: Don't surrender.
Pinkie Pie: *Pointing party cannon at Discord's sidekicks*
Discord: On second thought, surrender.
Rainbow Dash: Now, why were you trying to kill Soarin?
Discord: Because he's a wonderbolt, and I know how much you like The Wonderbolts.
Rainbow Dash: Well that's not nice. What have I ever done to you?
Discord: Besides being cooler, and beating me in every battle we have?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah!
Discord: Ummm. I don't know. It's just that you're cooler than me, and you always beat me in every battle we have.
Rainbow Dash: And let's keep it that way. *Knocks out Discord* Come on Pinkie Pie.
Both ponies got out of Discord's base of operations with their heads held high.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry for being jealous about Soarin. He was giving you all of those compliments, and he didn't say anything nice about me.
Rainbow Dash: It's okay Pinkie. If that ever happens again, I'll make sure you get some of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: SOME of the credit?
Rainbow Dash: Well it's better than none of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're right.
The End