Not far away from the stealth boat, a japanese freighter was sending supplies to South Korea. Things were going to be the same as it was in the previous attack, or were they?
Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that missile to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes heading toward them.
Steve Jobs: Excellent. Get the newspapers ready.
Con: *shoots korean pony54*
Steve Jobs: Stop him!
koreans: *restrain Rain Bouvier*
Rain: Let me go!
Steve Jobs: Tie her to the crane, and let her drown.
Con: *kills koreans*
Steve Jobs: What the fuck do you think I pay you for?! KILL HIM!!
Con: *kills Steve Jobs*
koreans: Our leader is dead *commit suicide*
Meanwhile in Canterlot
S: Con killed Steve Jobs
P: Yes! Now his acts of terrorism are done for!
Japanese: Hold on, what's that?
north koreans: It's a stealth boat. A missile is being launched from it!
Con: *hits abbort code*
Japanese: The missile is falling!
north koreans: Where was it heading?
Japaese: No idea. Why were we fighting again?
North koreans: No clue *leave*
Con: *returns to Canterlot*
rain: *goes to ponyville*
The End
In memory of Ian Fleming, the creator of James Bond.
1908-1964
Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that missile to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes heading toward them.
Steve Jobs: Excellent. Get the newspapers ready.
Con: *shoots korean pony54*
Steve Jobs: Stop him!
koreans: *restrain Rain Bouvier*
Rain: Let me go!
Steve Jobs: Tie her to the crane, and let her drown.
Con: *kills koreans*
Steve Jobs: What the fuck do you think I pay you for?! KILL HIM!!
Con: *kills Steve Jobs*
koreans: Our leader is dead *commit suicide*
Meanwhile in Canterlot
S: Con killed Steve Jobs
P: Yes! Now his acts of terrorism are done for!
Japanese: Hold on, what's that?
north koreans: It's a stealth boat. A missile is being launched from it!
Con: *hits abbort code*
Japanese: The missile is falling!
north koreans: Where was it heading?
Japaese: No idea. Why were we fighting again?
North koreans: No clue *leave*
Con: *returns to Canterlot*
rain: *goes to ponyville*
The End
In memory of Ian Fleming, the creator of James Bond.
1908-1964
hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no fire dash: series D; im heart broken as im writing this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if you ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll