Gustav, the ponies, and I left the barn.
Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they said they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
Rainbow Dash: You think? If you're lying I'll kill you myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No you won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told you to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck you hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to you like that.
Applejack: You didn't have to kill him though.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah he did. That was awesome.
Sean: Thanks. We better go to Canterlot.
Eventually we all got to Canterlot and told Princess Celestia about the situation.
Celestia: OK. We'll need some jeeps by the castle. If any griffon appears, they'll get shot down.
Twilight Sparkle: Good plan. You may want to watch for some griffons carrying bombs however.
Sean: Yeah they blew up our cars.
Celestia: I have some of my soldiers that will shoot down any griffons carrying a bomb.
Rarity: What about Manehattan?
Celestia: You, Pinkie Rainbow Dash, and Sean will go to Manehattan. The rest of you will stay here with me, and defend Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good.
Fluttershy: Yeah.
Half an hour later my group get into an airplane for Manehattan.
Rainbow Dash: You ever gone skydiving before?
Sean: Don't tell me we have to jump out of the plane.
Pinkie Pie: Why?
Rarity: Are you afraid of heights?
Sean: Sort of. I got pushed out of an airplane once, and so did Rainbow Dash. While I nearly died Dash got killed.
Rainbow Dash: So that's why you don't like sky diving.
Sean: Yeah, because you died.
Rainbow Dash: Shut up *laughs*
Ten minutes later we fly into Manehattan, but how does the parachuting work?
Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they said they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
Rainbow Dash: You think? If you're lying I'll kill you myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No you won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told you to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck you hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to you like that.
Applejack: You didn't have to kill him though.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah he did. That was awesome.
Sean: Thanks. We better go to Canterlot.
Eventually we all got to Canterlot and told Princess Celestia about the situation.
Celestia: OK. We'll need some jeeps by the castle. If any griffon appears, they'll get shot down.
Twilight Sparkle: Good plan. You may want to watch for some griffons carrying bombs however.
Sean: Yeah they blew up our cars.
Celestia: I have some of my soldiers that will shoot down any griffons carrying a bomb.
Rarity: What about Manehattan?
Celestia: You, Pinkie Rainbow Dash, and Sean will go to Manehattan. The rest of you will stay here with me, and defend Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good.
Fluttershy: Yeah.
Half an hour later my group get into an airplane for Manehattan.
Rainbow Dash: You ever gone skydiving before?
Sean: Don't tell me we have to jump out of the plane.
Pinkie Pie: Why?
Rarity: Are you afraid of heights?
Sean: Sort of. I got pushed out of an airplane once, and so did Rainbow Dash. While I nearly died Dash got killed.
Rainbow Dash: So that's why you don't like sky diving.
Sean: Yeah, because you died.
Rainbow Dash: Shut up *laughs*
Ten minutes later we fly into Manehattan, but how does the parachuting work?
Twilight finally gets up from the steps.
"Oh Fluttershy are you ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now you died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
"Oh Fluttershy are you ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now you died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD
"And, who is this Rainbow Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced by Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
"And, who is this Rainbow Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced by Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
She would be:
For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link
For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link
For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link
For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link
I'll be posting more of these soon. ^^
"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her friends captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" Queen Chrysalis laughed evilly.
"You won't get away with this", said Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the throne room encased in green goo.
"Don't you see, Celestia? I already have." Queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing you can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. You have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicorns and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat Queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in you and your team's hooves!
"You won't get away with this", said Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the throne room encased in green goo.
"Don't you see, Celestia? I already have." Queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing you can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. You have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicorns and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat Queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in you and your team's hooves!