In February 2012, JYP Entertainment disgraced Korea by having a totally garbage movie run on TeenNick - (how much did he have to pay N. Cannon to do this? How much is JYPE paying people in general, in America, for a shot at success?)

The movie was not even ranked, apparently, in the top 100 cable movies of the week.

Here's an idea for the next movie (this is pure satire):

I believe this will be the plot for the next TeenNick movie: Wonder Girls: Free from Their Firetraps!!! ^^ ~~~~

A butt-ugly, aggressive, plagiarizing(???) Korean producer with delusions of grandeur and megalomania decides to take a hugely popular girls group out of Korea to make lots of money in the USA.

He encourages two performers to drop out of high school and brings the girls to NY, where he has previously failed with two other performers, destroying their careers.

He has illegal and dangerous rooms built for these performers and does not bother to cover them with health insurance because there are plenty of poor girls who would love to be in their place, thank you.

The girls open for The Jonas Brothers but nobody nobody nobody cares. They do 30 shows as a cheap opening act and sell about 40 cds.

To deceive the Korean people into thinking they are hugely successful, they begin to virtually give away CDs at teen clothing stores. This places them at number 76 on the Billboard charts for about 22 minutes. They begin boasting they were the first Koreans to crack the Billboard charts. Billboard goes along because they have some kind of "special" arrangement with this Korean company.

Americans are simply not interested in the Bunder Girls nor their gorilla-like producer. They fail with "Nobody" and with "Two Different Tears."

But they decide these were not "real" debuts.

The girls begin to feel depressed because they are living in illegal rooms with no insurance doing nothing in America when they could still be popular in Korea.

They realize that if their benevolent producer had not taken them from Korean and placed them in NY, THEY would probably be number 1.

They open for Justin Bieber, but Bieber's fans chant: We want nobody, nobody but Justin! The Blunder Girls must leave as an opening act for the Biebs.

One performer suffers so badly from emotional and physical stress that she is finally allowed to leave the group. The production company makes it seem they are encouraging her to go back to school. LOLZ A performer's father lies in a coma from which he will never recover while the performer dances for corporate executives in China. She later goes on a TV talk show to report the father came home drunk at least once and engaged in verbally abusive behavior with her and that he did not understand her desire to be a star. She does this to garner sympathy and look sweet.

As the producer boasts of opening a restaurant in NY, the NY Fire Department raids his office building to make sure that vulnerable young performers are no longer placed in firetraps where they can die. But the girls have always been very grateful for these death-trap rooms. There are plenty of girls who would love to be in their shoes!!!!

In the meantime, the company forms an agreement with a minor TV network that has seen better days and arranges to have a TV movie made. This is another desperate attempt to make money in America. This is also a desperate attempt by the TV company to do something original for a change. Stay tuned for more failure.

The above is not at all based on any of this:


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