What's the stupidest anti-gay statement you've ever heard?

"you can just choose to be straight/gay" wow ok heterosexual dudebro why dont you just CHOOSE to be gay right now. wait whats that?? im sorry you cant?? haha fucking thought so

"god hates fags" thanks for that insightful comment westboro baptist church but im pretty sure god hates literally no one thats kind of his thing he loves everybody so yeah

"its disgusting" i think its disgusting that youre so bigoted and homophobic omfg

"wheres the straight pride parade?" bitch you dont need one, okay go out the front door. look. u are the straight pride parade. yay for you

"the A stands for allies!" WAKE THE FUCK UP BITCH. ASEXUALS EXIST AND ALLIES ARE GREAT AND ALL BUT DONT ERASE A WHOLE PART OF THE COMMUNITY.

"bisexuals are so greedy like pick one" what if i told you that you could like chocolate AND vanilla and ice cream??

"marriage equality is a threat to the nation's survival in the long run" welp we're still here and more and more gays are getting married i dont know what this person was smoking when they let this bullshit come out of their mouth like for real tho

"children wont understand" YES THEY WILL. THEY ABSOLUTELY WILL IF YOU EXPLAIN IT TO THEM WHEN THEYRE YOUNG. children learn homophobia/sexism/racism from their parents do not tell me a child is born not understanding and therefore hating gay people

"gays shouldnt have children" it is a statistical fact that in the US 0% of lesbian parents are abusive thats a hell of a lot better than how hetero couples are doing.
and guess what? if you want kids out of the foster care system, you need to start accepting same-sex couples.

and the best of them all, this fucking commerical.

I can't decide bc the whole thing is stupid. I mean God loves us for who we are and that's all that matters. I believe in a god that loves everyone not a god that hates people for being born the way they are, I mean seriously.

this was at camp :"god hates gays lesbians muslims jews and anyone who doesn't follow his teachings because they are against the word of god through evil intent" I barely restrained myself from smacking him.

This one, by far

"I love yaoi anime but I think real gay people should never get married." "I support gays they just shouldn't get married." "I'm not homophobic I just think _____", and of course "Why isn't there a STRAIGHT pride parade?!"

like seriously
open the door
theres your straight pride parade

"Why be gay when you can be straight?" Why be stupid when you can be intelligent!?

"It disobeys natural law" Dafuq!? Nature has no law. It does as it pleases.

All of them. But mostly "It's unnatural". Yes, because hormones in your body saying that that guy over there is hot is unnatural. Pretty sure hormones are NATURAL!!!

"think of the children."

"Think of the children."