Your Favourite Fred and George quote.

"what are you two up to?" Said Mrs Weasly sharply, her eyes on the twins.
"homework" said Fred vaguely
"Don't be ridiculous your still on holiday" Said Mrs Weasly
"We left it a bit late" said George
"you're not by any chance writing out a new order form are you?" Mrs Weasly said shrewdly. "You wouldn't be thinking of restarting Weaslys' Wizard Wheezes, by any chance?"
"Now, Mum" said Fred looking up at her with a pained look on his face. "if the Hogwarts Express crashed tomorrow, and George and i died how would you feel knowing that the last thing we ever heard from you was an unfounded accusation?"

give her hell for us peeves

-He's not Fred, I am
-Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother.

Give her hell from us, Peeves

We're not fussy about where we stick this thing, really.

We got Potter! We got Potter!

We know we're caalled Gred and Forge

Hermione: It's not going to work
Twin #1: Oh yeah?
Twin #2: And why is that?
Hermione: You see that? That's an Age Line. Dumbledore drew it himself. He won't be fooled by something as pathetically dim-witted as an Aging Potion.
Twin #1: But that's exactly why it will work
Twin #2: Because it's so pathetically dim-witted

Wow, we're identical.

You haven't got anything a bit more sporting, have you?

Moody: Fair wrning, it tastes like goblin piss
Fred: And how many experiences have you had with that, Mad-eye?
Moody: Just get on with it.
Fred: Just trying to ease the tension

George: Moorning

Twin #1: …only you get these massive, pus-filled boils.
Ron: I don't see any boils.
Twin #2: Well they're not in a place we generally display to the public

"We're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

I just love this!

i have 2 quotes:
1:wow!we`re identical!
2:never!

-"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?-. George Weasley (When Molly says Ron is a prefect like everyone in the family).

I also love this one:

-Don't be a prat, Neville, that's illegal,' said George. 'They wouldn't use the Cruciatus curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing… maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry. (When Harry opens the egg)

"I've told you before Ron,keep your nose out if you like it the shape it is...not sure why you would though." -Fred (to Ron)

-Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (Book)

We knew you'd never die,harry! might loose an leg, or a arm but pack it in all together?NEVER!

Fred Weasley: How you feeling, Georgie?
George Weasley: ...Saint-like.
Fred Weasley: ...Come again?
George Weasley: Saint-like.
[points to ear]
George Weasley: I'm holey.

In the 7th movie, after they drink the pollyjuice postion to each look exactly like Harry, they simultaniously say "Wow! We're identical!" And I will always love in the fifth movie when they learn how to pop from on place to another and scare the life out of their mother.

"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." -George

On the radio of potterchase

The fact remains that you know who can run faster than severs snape confronted with shampoo

"We're not stupid. We know we're called Gred and Feorge."

*smirks* I got your two BEST quotes riiiiight here:

"Wow, we're Identical!"
"We're not stupid, we know we're called Gred&Forge!"

Ready Fred, Ready George. Bottoms up.

Also the bit where fred and george catch
Harry in his cloak.
Fred: george if you will.
George: I solemnly swear that I am up to
No good.

"You haven't got anything a bit more sporting have you?" ~ Fred
"Yeah I don't really fancy this colour" ~ George
•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1- the Seven Harry's