AH! Here she goes again...*eyeroll*
Rule 1
Start by making a lot of picks/quizzes/answers withoot using the link. Also please don't browse recent picks etc to see what people have been asking lately. Just go ahead and post! I mean really..who cares that the question you are aboot to ask has been asked 27378 times already? YOU want to make a pick and YOU'RE desperate to get a medal anyway so other users will just have to take the spam in their updates! See if you care!
Rule 2
Ask the same question in lots of different spots at the same time. Don't ask in the most appropriate club only and wait for a reaction- you desperately need a medal and immediate satisfaction like a baby needs its pacifier!
You are not willing to wait a day before you ask in another club when no one is taking interest. NO NO NO! Post the same content in at least two or three clubs every time you add something! Think aboot how much faster you will get your medal! And by all means don't post e.g. an article in one spot and then LINK in other spots. Who knows if articles count more towards medals than links? Didn't you hear a rumor? Better to make sure and spam all spots you can think of (even the unrelated ones! for funsies!).
Rule 3
DON'T under any circumstance use Google! All those idiots who choose to use common sense and just search for something on the Internet? LAME! What is the fun in that? It might just answer your question and that sounds utterly boring. Better to post an answer request for something that has probably been answered millions of times in the www and see what happens. Also its another contribution towards your medal, right?
Rule 4
Use as much textspeak as possible You are writing the comments and articles for yourself,right? Well, THAT and to get a medal..of course! So who cares if other people understand what you are trying to say? Your attention span is the length of Justin Bieber's wiener so it's not like you can actually READ anything that's longer than the average text message.
And you would be surprised if everyone else didn't feel the same way aboot longer well-thought oot contributions: ITS LYK WAY 2 LONG AN I DONT GETTIT!!11!!BOORING!!11!!^*^
Rule 5
Don't check your contributions for typos and/or logic. Oh people can be such grammar nazis! YOU however know how to be a rebel! Who cares if your content contains so many typos that people don't actually understand what you are saying?
And how on earth is "So dis on da computer lyk the pic disssaper an stuff an so dunno what 2 do an why this ahppen? we say the f4 lyk do make get rid of da problem!" hard to understand? Explaining situations in a coherent manner is for brown nosers only and even if no one can help you with your request AT LEAST the question will contribute toward your medal.
Rule 6
Make a spot aboot yourself and then advertise it.Nothing says "cool" like creating a spot aboot yourself and then running around fanpop advertising it. No one gives you the attention you SO CLEARLY DESERVE so you will make damn sure that you get it online.
Don't be shy! Write on peoples walls, make picks aboot yourself (preferably asking in which picture you look better/hotter/sexier) and post your emo poems aboot cutting!
Five years from now it won't make you cringe- promise!
Rule 7
Be as irrational and fangirly as you possibly can Remember: Anyone who dares to have a different opinion on your favorite book/TV show- no matter how nicely they state it- needs to GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF OR DIE IN A CORNER! They don't agree that XYZ and ABC are made for each other? These are fictional characters WHO HAVE FEELINGS TOO! Insensitive bunch!
Make yourself heard! CAPSLOCK IF YOU MUST! Use as many exclamation marks as possible!!!! throw in a couple of 1's!!!111!!!!! Never put anything in perspective- just attack! You know you owe it to your favorite character. If we are talking aboot your favorite singer/actor who is actually alive in real life the same rules apply. They spend all their time reading online fan forums and how would they feel if they read that someone didn't appreciate their work?
They need people like you to be their defendants! Who knows? They might read how you so nicely came to their rescue saving their precious reputation AND CALL YOU AND WANT TO MEET YOU!
And even if that doesn't happen..at least the comment was a contribution toward your medal!
Rule 8
Post as many spoilers as possible withoot warning. You are excited aboot a certain plot development or a new guest star?
By all means TELL EVERYONE ABOOT IT!
Don't ever assume that some people like to be surprised when the show airs! Don't ever assume other fanpoppers don't live in the same country as you! Don't ever assume some people have jobs/ real lives that prevent them from seeing an episode when it airs! Don't ever assume that some people only discover the show after a couple of seasons.There is no such thing as an "eternal spoiler"! The main character in a movie dies? The whole movie is based on ONE piece of information? WHO CARES! Make a pick asking if "others cried when the main character died in that horrible fire that left his wife disfigured" and DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE use the spoiler function.
You can either just go ahead and put all information in the title:
"XYZ reveals main character will hook up with ABC next season but trouble is ahead since we also heard something aboot a terminal illness."
OR put the equally effective
"SPOILER:XYZ reveals main character will hook up with ABC next season but trouble is ahead since we also heard something aboot a terminal illness."
Yes you pride yourself in ruining the fun for everyone! GO you! And remember: links count toward medals!
Rule 9
React like a total asshole and/or toddler who got his toy stolen when someone states that you made a mistake. Never admit to the mistake or even just apologize and promise to do better in future! Do not thank anyone ever for pointing it oot. We all know YOU never make mistakes! Do not for a moment assume someone was trying to be nice and tell you aboot it so you won't be confused when your content is deleted.Turn it around and make them look bad!Scream! Insult! And when the contribution DOES get removed do not just take it lying down! Add it again! No one can get a medal if all their repeats are rightfully removed by the f4! Just go ahead and add it again!
Rule 10
Ask others to fan/rate your contributions as often as you possibly can.You are not contributing for your fellow fans you are contributing for your medal! So just ask everyone around you to fan your keywordless, creditless screencaps! AGAIN: Don't be shy when doing this. Write on peoples walls, make answer requests bribing them with props, send messages..whatever works. Also make sure to do this to a LOT of people since some of them might not react. You are the human equivalent of a spam bot and proudly so!
Rule 11
Don't use keywords. If you did, people might actually FIND the content they are looking for! They might use google and find fanpop? Fanpoppers looking for certain content would FIND the content on the spot?(ha..see what i did there?) They would find it when they search? Who are we kidding no one searches! So just put a generic title on all your videos and images preferable with a heart <3 and leave that stupid keyword and credit section blank! We are on a schedule here, people! We need medals and clearly putting proper keywords would take up too much time!
FUN TIP: Put random keywords that have nothing to do with the image but are given as popular tags! See how FUN searching becomes after a while..you search for icons of one character but only get results for another character of the same show cause people only used the popular tags given! You will never find what you need! FUN, right?
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Rule 1
Start by making a lot of picks/quizzes/answers withoot using the link. Also please don't browse recent picks etc to see what people have been asking lately. Just go ahead and post! I mean really..who cares that the question you are aboot to ask has been asked 27378 times already? YOU want to make a pick and YOU'RE desperate to get a medal anyway so other users will just have to take the spam in their updates! See if you care!
Rule 2
Ask the same question in lots of different spots at the same time. Don't ask in the most appropriate club only and wait for a reaction- you desperately need a medal and immediate satisfaction like a baby needs its pacifier!
You are not willing to wait a day before you ask in another club when no one is taking interest. NO NO NO! Post the same content in at least two or three clubs every time you add something! Think aboot how much faster you will get your medal! And by all means don't post e.g. an article in one spot and then LINK in other spots. Who knows if articles count more towards medals than links? Didn't you hear a rumor? Better to make sure and spam all spots you can think of (even the unrelated ones! for funsies!).
Rule 3
DON'T under any circumstance use Google! All those idiots who choose to use common sense and just search for something on the Internet? LAME! What is the fun in that? It might just answer your question and that sounds utterly boring. Better to post an answer request for something that has probably been answered millions of times in the www and see what happens. Also its another contribution towards your medal, right?
Rule 4
Use as much textspeak as possible You are writing the comments and articles for yourself,right? Well, THAT and to get a medal..of course! So who cares if other people understand what you are trying to say? Your attention span is the length of Justin Bieber's wiener so it's not like you can actually READ anything that's longer than the average text message.
And you would be surprised if everyone else didn't feel the same way aboot longer well-thought oot contributions: ITS LYK WAY 2 LONG AN I DONT GETTIT!!11!!BOORING!!11!!^*^
Rule 5
Don't check your contributions for typos and/or logic. Oh people can be such grammar nazis! YOU however know how to be a rebel! Who cares if your content contains so many typos that people don't actually understand what you are saying?
And how on earth is "So dis on da computer lyk the pic disssaper an stuff an so dunno what 2 do an why this ahppen? we say the f4 lyk do make get rid of da problem!" hard to understand? Explaining situations in a coherent manner is for brown nosers only and even if no one can help you with your request AT LEAST the question will contribute toward your medal.
Rule 6
Make a spot aboot yourself and then advertise it.Nothing says "cool" like creating a spot aboot yourself and then running around fanpop advertising it. No one gives you the attention you SO CLEARLY DESERVE so you will make damn sure that you get it online.
Don't be shy! Write on peoples walls, make picks aboot yourself (preferably asking in which picture you look better/hotter/sexier) and post your emo poems aboot cutting!
Five years from now it won't make you cringe- promise!
Rule 7
Be as irrational and fangirly as you possibly can Remember: Anyone who dares to have a different opinion on your favorite book/TV show- no matter how nicely they state it- needs to GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF OR DIE IN A CORNER! They don't agree that XYZ and ABC are made for each other? These are fictional characters WHO HAVE FEELINGS TOO! Insensitive bunch!
Make yourself heard! CAPSLOCK IF YOU MUST! Use as many exclamation marks as possible!!!! throw in a couple of 1's!!!111!!!!! Never put anything in perspective- just attack! You know you owe it to your favorite character. If we are talking aboot your favorite singer/actor who is actually alive in real life the same rules apply. They spend all their time reading online fan forums and how would they feel if they read that someone didn't appreciate their work?
They need people like you to be their defendants! Who knows? They might read how you so nicely came to their rescue saving their precious reputation AND CALL YOU AND WANT TO MEET YOU!
And even if that doesn't happen..at least the comment was a contribution toward your medal!
Rule 8
Post as many spoilers as possible withoot warning. You are excited aboot a certain plot development or a new guest star?
By all means TELL EVERYONE ABOOT IT!
Don't ever assume that some people like to be surprised when the show airs! Don't ever assume other fanpoppers don't live in the same country as you! Don't ever assume some people have jobs/ real lives that prevent them from seeing an episode when it airs! Don't ever assume that some people only discover the show after a couple of seasons.There is no such thing as an "eternal spoiler"! The main character in a movie dies? The whole movie is based on ONE piece of information? WHO CARES! Make a pick asking if "others cried when the main character died in that horrible fire that left his wife disfigured" and DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE use the spoiler function.
You can either just go ahead and put all information in the title:
"XYZ reveals main character will hook up with ABC next season but trouble is ahead since we also heard something aboot a terminal illness."
OR put the equally effective
"SPOILER:XYZ reveals main character will hook up with ABC next season but trouble is ahead since we also heard something aboot a terminal illness."
Yes you pride yourself in ruining the fun for everyone! GO you! And remember: links count toward medals!
Rule 9
React like a total asshole and/or toddler who got his toy stolen when someone states that you made a mistake. Never admit to the mistake or even just apologize and promise to do better in future! Do not thank anyone ever for pointing it oot. We all know YOU never make mistakes! Do not for a moment assume someone was trying to be nice and tell you aboot it so you won't be confused when your content is deleted.Turn it around and make them look bad!Scream! Insult! And when the contribution DOES get removed do not just take it lying down! Add it again! No one can get a medal if all their repeats are rightfully removed by the f4! Just go ahead and add it again!
Rule 10
Ask others to fan/rate your contributions as often as you possibly can.You are not contributing for your fellow fans you are contributing for your medal! So just ask everyone around you to fan your keywordless, creditless screencaps! AGAIN: Don't be shy when doing this. Write on peoples walls, make answer requests bribing them with props, send messages..whatever works. Also make sure to do this to a LOT of people since some of them might not react. You are the human equivalent of a spam bot and proudly so!
Rule 11
Don't use keywords. If you did, people might actually FIND the content they are looking for! They might use google and find fanpop? Fanpoppers looking for certain content would FIND the content on the spot?(ha..see what i did there?) They would find it when they search? Who are we kidding no one searches! So just put a generic title on all your videos and images preferable with a heart <3 and leave that stupid keyword and credit section blank! We are on a schedule here, people! We need medals and clearly putting proper keywords would take up too much time!
FUN TIP: Put random keywords that have nothing to do with the image but are given as popular tags! See how FUN searching becomes after a while..you search for icons of one character but only get results for another character of the same show cause people only used the popular tags given! You will never find what you need! FUN, right?
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