1) if you can, dye your hair any unnatural color/colors
2) part your hair FAR to the side
3) straighten it
4) add volume, hairspray, teasing, whatever it takes
5) KEEP THAT FOTHERMUCKER WHERE IT IS no such thing as too much hairspray
6) dry it in front of a fan until it feels natural and doesn't move much, but not to where it's frozen in place, make sure you can still flip it!!
