Several days go by and the Smiths, plus Carly, Sally and Pinkie all go into the hiding, but unfortunately the place they've chosen is near the North Pole and they get themselves captured by some some elves, which are suddenly all shot by a mystery figure, who reveals themselves to be Michael Townley, who was saved by Dashelene and Stewie going back in time so Dash can talk Franklin into choosing ending C. However she failed to tell the other girls, so from Carly's and other's perspective, it's a “unexplained recovery” moment.
"D Dad?" Carly asked in surprise, and even slight fear, which also surprises the Smiths.
"But you said..." Steve started only to be elbowed by Hayley.
"Sandy Claws after you eh? I'd love to see that fat bitch go down my chimney." Michael said, apparently having known all about Santa's true nature, even though the others hadn't till now.
"Now if you want to save yourselves you're gonna need guns and..." Michael started, stopping when he saw Sally still staring at him. "Okay, what?"
"I just.. I have a very distinct memory of you falling off a tower and dying."
"Hmm, doesn't sound like something I would do." Michael replied, not giving any further context.
"Wait.. Stewie." Carly said to herself, finally putting it together and whispering this to Sally once noticing how unnerved she was. Carly had been in the time machine herself. To what a gladiator fight really looked like. The other two with her.
"Now as I was saying, Sandy will come for you, but I got a place for us, we will fight till morning, his powers only last christmas night."
"How do you know that?!" Stan cried in shock.
"Everyone does." Mike replied, almost annoyedly.
"Not me." Carly admitted, Pinkie seconding it.
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Michael leads them all to a cabin he stored with piles of AK47's and a few RPG's, telling everyone to gear up, he himself taking a scoped hunting rifle, like the one in the first Left 4 Dead.
Roger is super excited about this and says he hopes it'll be bloody.
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Before long a huge army of elves arrive, some of them riding polar bears and all of them shooting at the team with old Tommy guns. The good guys prove better shots, between being GTA characters and Stan being a CIA gunman.
The battle rages on as Santa himself watches from a distance, not even bothering to get his own hands dirty, though Michael does fire a shot at him but he dodges and flips him off.
Pinkie proves to be the least skilled at a gunfight, but still manages to kill a good few with blind fire, but still she's not truly able to protect Carly who gets herself captured by some elves and dragged away from the safety of the cabin.
"NO!" Pinkie cried out, only for Michael to pull her back in.
"Dude, save your daughter!" Stan cried to a surprisingly unconcerned Michael. Which is actually pretty out of character for him, so he clearly has a plan.
"Don't need to." Michael replied calmly.
Carly is dragged near to a shed, where one of the elves prepares to kill her with a large machete, but before anything can happen suddenly the shed is kicked open from the inside.
"Merry fuckin' Christmas assholes!" cried Seras Victoria, who reveals herself while spinning a mini-gun and opens fire, killing anyone in the immediate area, minus Carly coarse.
"Whoo, that's it Seras!" Michael cheered.
"Isn't she hot?" Michael said excitedly to Stan, referring to Seras. Stan himself doesn't reply, still wide eyed from the surprise.
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Eventually Santa holds the battle off upon seeing Jeff and Hayley arrive, Santa saying Jeff is still on the good list and shall be spared. Jeff reluctantly walks up to Santa's side, probably hoping it’ll bring peace. It does not, the fight immediately resumes, and Jeff reluctantly stabs Santa himself upon seeing him prepare to kill Stan and Hayley.
Jeff runs back to the others, Sally hugging Jeff, saying she knew he’d be back, Jeff smiles and returns it.
The elves treat Santa’s wound, giving them another moment of peace. During this, Jeff finally confronts Stan, saying if it were up to him he would have taken the others but left Stan there, revealing he was smart enough to at least understand that Stan was an asshole to him. Stan, who’s impressed Jeff stood up to him, finally says he’s proud to be Jeff’s father in law.
Seras meanwhile is seen hugging Carly, to the point Carly even tells her to loosen her grip.
Suddenly the battle continues, Michael continues to snipe as the others fire AK47's.
The family is eventually nearly overrun, but Santa sees the sun rising and bitterly tells his men to fall back, just as Michael said, they only had the one night.
Santa disappears, leaving behind a letter warning them that he will return next year to take his revenge and kill them. The Smith family are weirdly thrilled, saying that they have found a new Christmas tradition.
“You people are weird.” Michael snarked.
"Anyway, I'm going back home, come on Michael." Seras said, throwing down her minigun and heading back to a parked helicopter hidden within some trees so it wouldn't be destroyed in the fight.
"You coming Carly?" Michael asked.
"Oh jee, I don't know. I kinda started liking it here." Carly admitted.
"It's okay Carly, go be with your dad." Sally said.
"Very well.. Come on Pink."
"Oh I.. I kinda wanna stay with Francine." Pinkie admitted, again probably seeing her as a mother figure as Pinkie never had one.
"Aww." Francine said adorably, even hugging her.
"I.. Fine.. But FaceTime me." Carly said, Pink
nodes and they hugged. She also hugs Sally, who says she’s going to Road Island instead, to check on Dash.
“Suit yourself, hat girl.” Hayley giggled.
"D Dad?" Carly asked in surprise, and even slight fear, which also surprises the Smiths.
"But you said..." Steve started only to be elbowed by Hayley.
"Sandy Claws after you eh? I'd love to see that fat bitch go down my chimney." Michael said, apparently having known all about Santa's true nature, even though the others hadn't till now.
"Now if you want to save yourselves you're gonna need guns and..." Michael started, stopping when he saw Sally still staring at him. "Okay, what?"
"I just.. I have a very distinct memory of you falling off a tower and dying."
"Hmm, doesn't sound like something I would do." Michael replied, not giving any further context.
"Wait.. Stewie." Carly said to herself, finally putting it together and whispering this to Sally once noticing how unnerved she was. Carly had been in the time machine herself. To what a gladiator fight really looked like. The other two with her.
"Now as I was saying, Sandy will come for you, but I got a place for us, we will fight till morning, his powers only last christmas night."
"How do you know that?!" Stan cried in shock.
"Everyone does." Mike replied, almost annoyedly.
"Not me." Carly admitted, Pinkie seconding it.
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Michael leads them all to a cabin he stored with piles of AK47's and a few RPG's, telling everyone to gear up, he himself taking a scoped hunting rifle, like the one in the first Left 4 Dead.
Roger is super excited about this and says he hopes it'll be bloody.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Before long a huge army of elves arrive, some of them riding polar bears and all of them shooting at the team with old Tommy guns. The good guys prove better shots, between being GTA characters and Stan being a CIA gunman.
The battle rages on as Santa himself watches from a distance, not even bothering to get his own hands dirty, though Michael does fire a shot at him but he dodges and flips him off.
Pinkie proves to be the least skilled at a gunfight, but still manages to kill a good few with blind fire, but still she's not truly able to protect Carly who gets herself captured by some elves and dragged away from the safety of the cabin.
"NO!" Pinkie cried out, only for Michael to pull her back in.
"Dude, save your daughter!" Stan cried to a surprisingly unconcerned Michael. Which is actually pretty out of character for him, so he clearly has a plan.
"Don't need to." Michael replied calmly.
Carly is dragged near to a shed, where one of the elves prepares to kill her with a large machete, but before anything can happen suddenly the shed is kicked open from the inside.
"Merry fuckin' Christmas assholes!" cried Seras Victoria, who reveals herself while spinning a mini-gun and opens fire, killing anyone in the immediate area, minus Carly coarse.
"Whoo, that's it Seras!" Michael cheered.
"Isn't she hot?" Michael said excitedly to Stan, referring to Seras. Stan himself doesn't reply, still wide eyed from the surprise.
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Eventually Santa holds the battle off upon seeing Jeff and Hayley arrive, Santa saying Jeff is still on the good list and shall be spared. Jeff reluctantly walks up to Santa's side, probably hoping it’ll bring peace. It does not, the fight immediately resumes, and Jeff reluctantly stabs Santa himself upon seeing him prepare to kill Stan and Hayley.
Jeff runs back to the others, Sally hugging Jeff, saying she knew he’d be back, Jeff smiles and returns it.
The elves treat Santa’s wound, giving them another moment of peace. During this, Jeff finally confronts Stan, saying if it were up to him he would have taken the others but left Stan there, revealing he was smart enough to at least understand that Stan was an asshole to him. Stan, who’s impressed Jeff stood up to him, finally says he’s proud to be Jeff’s father in law.
Seras meanwhile is seen hugging Carly, to the point Carly even tells her to loosen her grip.
Suddenly the battle continues, Michael continues to snipe as the others fire AK47's.
The family is eventually nearly overrun, but Santa sees the sun rising and bitterly tells his men to fall back, just as Michael said, they only had the one night.
Santa disappears, leaving behind a letter warning them that he will return next year to take his revenge and kill them. The Smith family are weirdly thrilled, saying that they have found a new Christmas tradition.
“You people are weird.” Michael snarked.
"Anyway, I'm going back home, come on Michael." Seras said, throwing down her minigun and heading back to a parked helicopter hidden within some trees so it wouldn't be destroyed in the fight.
"You coming Carly?" Michael asked.
"Oh jee, I don't know. I kinda started liking it here." Carly admitted.
"It's okay Carly, go be with your dad." Sally said.
"Very well.. Come on Pink."
"Oh I.. I kinda wanna stay with Francine." Pinkie admitted, again probably seeing her as a mother figure as Pinkie never had one.
"Aww." Francine said adorably, even hugging her.
"I.. Fine.. But FaceTime me." Carly said, Pink
nodes and they hugged. She also hugs Sally, who says she’s going to Road Island instead, to check on Dash.
“Suit yourself, hat girl.” Hayley giggled.
Why dose everyone hate Advanced Warfare?
I can never stop playing the story.
My brother as well.
We both agree it's the BEST call of duty game so far.
Though I enjoy the black ops series a lot more than he dose.
Mostly because of Frank Woods.
Whom I doubt will be in the third.
In fact I don't know WHERE their going with the third.
But I have a sense that it involves a NEW story and new set of characters..
I don't have a lot of hope for it.
But yet, it's on my christmas list anyway.
The thing about CoD.
It doesn't seem to matter how dumb the plot is.
There's always the sense of "everything is overdramatic".
So it keeps me entertained..
I can never stop playing the story.
My brother as well.
We both agree it's the BEST call of duty game so far.
Though I enjoy the black ops series a lot more than he dose.
Mostly because of Frank Woods.
Whom I doubt will be in the third.
In fact I don't know WHERE their going with the third.
But I have a sense that it involves a NEW story and new set of characters..
I don't have a lot of hope for it.
But yet, it's on my christmas list anyway.
The thing about CoD.
It doesn't seem to matter how dumb the plot is.
There's always the sense of "everything is overdramatic".
So it keeps me entertained..