"Always be able to kill your students," says Grand Master Masaaki Hatsumi. Chilling words from a shockingly fit 76-year-old man who bills himself as the world's last ninja and stocks his training chamber with weapons such as throwing stars and nunchucks.
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Nothing tops Howard Cosell's "Look at that little monkey run" comment (it's #1 on the list), but there are many other doozies and broadcast embarassments on this list.